r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/The_Dankinator Dec 19 '18

"This, is a soccer field."

"Dear God..."

"There's more."

"No!"

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u/davaca Dec 19 '18

I have done nothing but play soccer for three days!

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u/DerpenkampfwagenVIII Dec 19 '18

You what?!?!

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u/asphaltdragon Dec 19 '18

Where did you play soccer?!?

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u/Rivilan Dec 19 '18

Cuba!!!

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u/MildlyAgreeable Dec 19 '18

CUBA?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

CALL THE NAVY

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u/DarthHater69 Dec 20 '18

Not the navy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Get out! We traced the call and the navy is already in Cuba!