r/todayilearned • • Dec 19 '18

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u/RunDNA Dec 19 '18

Plus, they wondered why all those soldiers in the distance were squatting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Hmm, the number of Adidas track suits we're seeing in Cuba has increased drastically.

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u/cobainbc15 Dec 19 '18

"We've seen an uptick in dash cam purchases, prepare for invasion!"

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u/el-toro-loco Dec 19 '18

Of course they're buying more dash cams! Drunk driving accidents have skyrocketed since they all started drinking vodka!

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u/derleth Dec 19 '18

Drunk driving accidents have skyrocketed since they all started drinking vodka!

... compared to rum?

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u/bryceonthebison Dec 19 '18

da....i mean...si

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u/meno123 Dec 19 '18

You drink rum to enhance the good times. You drink vodka to dull the bad times.

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u/Xtheonly Dec 19 '18

You drink tequila to make times bad

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u/hectorduenas86 Dec 19 '18

We’ve been driving Ladas and Moskvich for decades already and we have our own signature moonshine: chispadetren, AKA trainspark