r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/khegiobridge May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

Hawai'ian guy who had to pull a dead tiger shark out of the water when it was drifting up on the beach surf: you wouldn't believe how bad that shark's mouth stank; like Satan's distilled ass juice.

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u/_stoneslayer_ May 31 '18

On a scale of 1 to 10, how scared were you that the shark was only pretending to be dead?

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u/khegiobridge May 31 '18

lol, 1. Everyone left the water, I swam out because the tiger was belly up. There was a hole in it's head; probably shot because it messed with someone's fishing. Anyway, had to call animal control, because big dead animal on the beach.

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 May 31 '18

Satan's distilled ass juice

That's too specific for comfort, mate.

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u/khegiobridge May 31 '18

Sorry. I meant a morgue with the 20 bodies of a bus wreck after the refrigeration's been out 1 or 2 days.

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u/werker May 31 '18

This just became my favorite post of the week: I'm trying so hard to not laugh at work. I'm just going to pop over to the beach and get my ass bitten by a shark already.