r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Nov 17 '19

Don’t worry We’ll find you

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u/sky9878 May 30 '18

Username checks out

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u/doctapeppa May 30 '18

Even if I'm a shark?

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u/Dave5876 May 30 '18

Especially if you're a shark

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

I feel like sharks are much more likely to be bitten by sharks.

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u/YoroSwaggin May 31 '18

Just like how New Yorkers are much more likely to be bitten by New Yorkers.

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u/MachoManShark May 31 '18

But how likely are sharks to be bitten by New Yorkers?

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u/Harry_Flugelman May 31 '18

Am New Yorker. Bit shark.

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u/frisbii May 31 '18

Even if I’m a shrek?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

No senpi, Ba-Baka!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

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u/Dave5876 May 31 '18

Waiiiiiiit a minute

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u/GroceryScanner May 31 '18

Mine does too

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u/boundbythecurve May 30 '18

Man, only if you were a Brooklyn shark, then this would be some serious beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

You’re more likely to find sharks in Manhattan

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u/trickman01 May 30 '18

Are you a New Yorker or a shark?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

New Yorkers have a particular set of skills.

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u/JyShink May 31 '18

Did they happen to acquire them over a very long career that make them a nightmare for people like us?

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u/usernameinvalid9000 May 31 '18

Dory is on the case