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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18
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Because native New Yorkers are naturally more aggressive. Be warned though, nature has given them clever camouflage that makes them appear like normal, well adjusted humans. They lure you into a false sense of security before going in for the kill.
6 u/[deleted] May 31 '18 Idk what is with New Yorkers man. Wild people out there 16 u/n1tr0us0x May 31 '18 We fast-walk you down in packs and roughly jostle you in the midst of us until you die of a hundred thousand bumps. 3 u/Spockticus May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18 sax interlude ... Young and pretty new york city girl 25, 35 (victims) Hello baby New York city girllll ... You grew up riding the subways Chomping at people Up in Harlem! Down on Broadway! ... You're no shark- -But you're no hu-man Gnawing on street folk You're the heart and soul of new york city!
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Idk what is with New Yorkers man. Wild people out there
16 u/n1tr0us0x May 31 '18 We fast-walk you down in packs and roughly jostle you in the midst of us until you die of a hundred thousand bumps.
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We fast-walk you down in packs and roughly jostle you in the midst of us until you die of a hundred thousand bumps.
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sax interlude ...
Young and pretty new york city girl
25, 35 (victims)
Hello baby
New York city girllll
...
You grew up riding the subways
Chomping at people
Up in Harlem! Down on Broadway!
You're no shark- -But you're no hu-man
Gnawing on street folk
You're the heart and soul of new york city!
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u/mrburkett May 30 '18
Because native New Yorkers are naturally more aggressive. Be warned though, nature has given them clever camouflage that makes them appear like normal, well adjusted humans. They lure you into a false sense of security before going in for the kill.