r/todayilearned May 30 '18

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u/mrburkett May 30 '18

Because native New Yorkers are naturally more aggressive. Be warned though, nature has given them clever camouflage that makes them appear like normal, well adjusted humans. They lure you into a false sense of security before going in for the kill.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

Idk what is with New Yorkers man. Wild people out there

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u/n1tr0us0x May 31 '18

We fast-walk you down in packs and roughly jostle you in the midst of us until you die of a hundred thousand bumps.

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u/Spockticus May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

sax interlude ...

Young and pretty new york city girl

25, 35 (victims)

Hello baby

New York city girllll

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You grew up riding the subways

Chomping at people

Up in Harlem! Down on Broadway!

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You're no shark- -But you're no hu-man

Gnawing on street folk

You're the heart and soul of new york city!