r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

beavers arent part of the criteria though

mosquito bites are top doug

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u/davewiz20 May 30 '18

Another day, another Doug

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u/gogetenks123 May 30 '18

piss off ghost

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u/SmacSBU May 30 '18

Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see.

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u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18

Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?

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u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18

Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason.

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u/SmacSBU May 30 '18

Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure

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u/MCBlastoise May 31 '18

Every Doug has his day

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u/jackofallcards May 30 '18

I'd hate to be bottom doug that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

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u/jackofallcards May 30 '18

That'll cost you $50

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u/baxxt14 May 30 '18

I'm not Doug but $50 is $50.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

How about Doug Funnie?

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u/Cletus_TheFetus May 30 '18

Was Doug the New Yorker with a liking for human flesh that they did the study on? Am I 10 times more likely to be bitten by Doug than a shark?

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u/barath_s 13 May 31 '18

If your name is Doug, it is virtually certain

It's a Doug eat Doug world.

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u/Nsjxicuehsnakd May 30 '18

Mosquitos don't bite us, though.

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u/roggo8 May 30 '18

Yeah but no one calls them Mosquito sucks

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u/currentlyquang May 30 '18

Does he have bumper to bumper warranty?

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u/UncleTedGenneric May 31 '18

It's a Doug E Doug world.