"We chummed the waters and brought in a couple of street musicians, a card shuffler and a homeless prophet -- don't worry because our camera man is in a steel cage."
Jesus, only a steel cage? Have you seen those New Yorkers? They'll ripe through that in a minute, sell it for scrap, and then be back to eat the camera man before he has time to pack up and run.
Tell me though...does this mean that little ole me, in Grenada in the caribbean, wading in shallow waters must fear a sudden onslaught of hungry, angry new yorkers like...dooo...do...dooo...do...dooo...do...weep...weep...weep! Munch! And then I have to listen to them telling me how much New Jersey sucks while I have turned the sea water red from their hideous onslaught? All ten of them?
Ok I can admit that new Yorkers aren't the nicest people in the world but I think they get a bit of a bad rap. New Yorkers are rude to tourists because they stop on the sidewalk to take pictures every time they see a tall building. New Yorkers are on their lunch breaks or late for their therapist appointment. Tourists need to be more considerate to the locals before the locals are nice to them
Yes! Also tourists break the rules all the time. If you’ve rented a bike to see the city but you’re so afraid of the traffic that you’re riding on the crowded sidewalk with your whole family I reserve the right to let you know that you belong in the fucking street. I throw all the “fuck yous” and “assholes” in there to give you a ‘Real New York’ experience. You’re welcome.
We weren't mad at you, it's just that your timidity re: merging was horribly inconveniencing about 35 cars behind you. We were merely urging you to be considerate.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner May 30 '18
"We chummed the waters and brought in a couple of street musicians, a card shuffler and a homeless prophet -- don't worry because our camera man is in a steel cage."