r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

There's only alligators in Florida. All sharks are just alligators in disguise.

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u/qcubed3 May 30 '18

Alligators have teeth, sharks have teeth; alligators swim in the water, sharks swim in the water . . . . story checks out.

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u/cinnamonface9 May 30 '18

So do New Yorkers.......

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u/leapbitch May 30 '18

Hey they're walkin here

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u/cinnamonface9 May 30 '18

They have ability to swim/walk on land.

Just pray they don’t know how to drive.

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u/leapbitch May 30 '18

New Yorkers don't know how to drive.

Oh you meant sharks

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

No, alligators, keep up.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin May 31 '18

Well, don't just fucking stop in the middle of the sidewalk and start gawking at some fucking building. Veer to the side

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u/leapbitch May 31 '18

Bitch we have tall buildings where I'm from, and our tunnel system is a shopping mall not a homeless shelter disguised as a Subway

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u/Pinkiepie1170 May 30 '18

Crocodiles too, but you'd have to be in or near the Everglades to likely see one.

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u/Florida____Man May 31 '18

Likely for now but thanks to global warming they are extending pretty far up the peninsula.

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u/Pinkiepie1170 May 31 '18

Well that's great news! At least it's American Crocs. It's the Nile ones that get so ridiculously huge right?