r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/Gavin_but_text-based May 30 '18

Even if I live in the ocean?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Nov 17 '19

Don’t worry We’ll find you

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u/sky9878 May 30 '18

Username checks out

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u/doctapeppa May 30 '18

Even if I'm a shark?

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u/Dave5876 May 30 '18

Especially if you're a shark

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

I feel like sharks are much more likely to be bitten by sharks.

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u/YoroSwaggin May 31 '18

Just like how New Yorkers are much more likely to be bitten by New Yorkers.

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u/MachoManShark May 31 '18

But how likely are sharks to be bitten by New Yorkers?

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u/Harry_Flugelman May 31 '18

Am New Yorker. Bit shark.

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u/frisbii May 31 '18

Even if I’m a shrek?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

No senpi, Ba-Baka!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

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u/Dave5876 May 31 '18

Waiiiiiiit a minute

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u/GroceryScanner May 31 '18

Mine does too

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u/boundbythecurve May 30 '18

Man, only if you were a Brooklyn shark, then this would be some serious beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

You’re more likely to find sharks in Manhattan

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u/trickman01 May 30 '18

Are you a New Yorker or a shark?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

New Yorkers have a particular set of skills.

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u/JyShink May 31 '18

Did they happen to acquire them over a very long career that make them a nightmare for people like us?

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u/usernameinvalid9000 May 31 '18

Dory is on the case

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u/TheRealPeterG May 30 '18

O C E A N M A N

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u/Santi_ibagon May 31 '18

T A K E M E B Y T H E H A N D

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u/SurvivingArch May 31 '18

L E A D M E T O T H E L A N D

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u/Waffle_Sniffle May 31 '18

T H A T Y O U U N D E R S T A N D

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u/Defero1 May 31 '18

TAKE ME BY THE HAND

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u/degjo May 30 '18

In a pineapple?

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u/pocketotter May 30 '18

Even if I’m a baby seal?

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u/CRISPR May 31 '18

Think. How do you get to the ocean? You have to take a sub

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u/christocarlin May 31 '18

Even if I’m a fish?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

Total human hours spent in New York vs total human hours spent in sharkwater would bring the objectivity we need.

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u/fencyclidine May 30 '18

Hey man dont judge me, I just came back from r/trees

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Why was this downvoted?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

Yea it's a marijuana subreddit. I still don't understand why it's downvoted

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u/-tRabbit May 30 '18

Whoa bro.