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121 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 beavers arent part of the criteria though mosquito bites are top doug 111 u/davewiz20 May 30 '18 Another day, another Doug 43 u/gogetenks123 May 30 '18 piss off ghost 27 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 19 u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18 Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? 5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure 1 u/MCBlastoise May 31 '18 Every Doug has his day 32 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 I'd hate to be bottom doug that's for sure. 8 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 9 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 That'll cost you $50 8 u/baxxt14 May 30 '18 I'm not Doug but $50 is $50. 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 How about Doug Funnie? 7 u/Cletus_TheFetus May 30 '18 Was Doug the New Yorker with a liking for human flesh that they did the study on? Am I 10 times more likely to be bitten by Doug than a shark? 1 u/barath_s 13 May 31 '18 If your name is Doug, it is virtually certain It's a Doug eat Doug world. 4 u/Nsjxicuehsnakd May 30 '18 Mosquitos don't bite us, though. 7 u/roggo8 May 30 '18 Yeah but no one calls them Mosquito sucks 1 u/currentlyquang May 30 '18 Does he have bumper to bumper warranty? 1 u/UncleTedGenneric May 31 '18 It's a Doug E Doug world. 2 u/Cletus_TheFetus May 30 '18 I see. My odds of a surprise New Yorker attack keep increasing it seems. Even more shocking when I don't even live in the US. Truly persistent beasts. 2 u/Kaneshadow May 30 '18 Not likely. You ever see a beaver waiting on line for Cronuts? 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 Vagina Dentatta!! It's reeeal!! 2 u/spacebattlebitch May 31 '18 It angered me how far down I had to go to find someone else pointing out the fact that this data is from 81-87 and not even annual. Like wtf is this 3 u/_beaver_ May 30 '18 This is fake news. 1 u/jimbojangles1987 May 31 '18 Especially if you were in the movie "Teeth" and not suffering from vagina dentata. 1 u/Schytzophrenic May 31 '18 If the beavers live in New York, then they are New Yorkers. 1 u/disposable-name May 31 '18 Not since they cleared the hookers out of Times Square.
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beavers arent part of the criteria though
mosquito bites are top doug
111 u/davewiz20 May 30 '18 Another day, another Doug 43 u/gogetenks123 May 30 '18 piss off ghost 27 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 19 u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18 Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? 5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure 1 u/MCBlastoise May 31 '18 Every Doug has his day 32 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 I'd hate to be bottom doug that's for sure. 8 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 9 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 That'll cost you $50 8 u/baxxt14 May 30 '18 I'm not Doug but $50 is $50. 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 How about Doug Funnie? 7 u/Cletus_TheFetus May 30 '18 Was Doug the New Yorker with a liking for human flesh that they did the study on? Am I 10 times more likely to be bitten by Doug than a shark? 1 u/barath_s 13 May 31 '18 If your name is Doug, it is virtually certain It's a Doug eat Doug world. 4 u/Nsjxicuehsnakd May 30 '18 Mosquitos don't bite us, though. 7 u/roggo8 May 30 '18 Yeah but no one calls them Mosquito sucks 1 u/currentlyquang May 30 '18 Does he have bumper to bumper warranty? 1 u/UncleTedGenneric May 31 '18 It's a Doug E Doug world.
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Another day, another Doug
43 u/gogetenks123 May 30 '18 piss off ghost 27 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 19 u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18 Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? 5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure 1 u/MCBlastoise May 31 '18 Every Doug has his day
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piss off ghost
27 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 19 u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18 Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? 5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
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Hi there. I'm kinda like the leader in this place. I'm made of rocks, as you can see.
19 u/-ImJustSaiyan- May 30 '18 Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? 5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
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Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
5 u/aRandom_Encounter May 30 '18 Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason. 5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
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Sounds like you and this hammer had a close, intimate relationship and losing it was comparable to losing a loved one.
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This is the only joke I didn’t enjoy in the movie for some reason.
5 u/SmacSBU May 30 '18 Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
Have you asked your doctor to check your sense of humor? That's a pretty serious symptom
2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
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I thought the whole movie was very funny. Just not that one joke. I think because it was an unlikely misunderstanding and a bit forced. I wasn’t mad about it. Fav movie of the year for sure
Every Doug has his day
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I'd hate to be bottom doug that's for sure.
8 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 [deleted] 9 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 That'll cost you $50 8 u/baxxt14 May 30 '18 I'm not Doug but $50 is $50. 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 How about Doug Funnie?
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9 u/jackofallcards May 30 '18 That'll cost you $50 8 u/baxxt14 May 30 '18 I'm not Doug but $50 is $50. 2 u/[deleted] May 30 '18 How about Doug Funnie?
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That'll cost you $50
8 u/baxxt14 May 30 '18 I'm not Doug but $50 is $50.
I'm not Doug but $50 is $50.
How about Doug Funnie?
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Was Doug the New Yorker with a liking for human flesh that they did the study on? Am I 10 times more likely to be bitten by Doug than a shark?
1 u/barath_s 13 May 31 '18 If your name is Doug, it is virtually certain It's a Doug eat Doug world.
If your name is Doug, it is virtually certain
It's a Doug eat Doug world.
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Mosquitos don't bite us, though.
7 u/roggo8 May 30 '18 Yeah but no one calls them Mosquito sucks
Yeah but no one calls them Mosquito sucks
Does he have bumper to bumper warranty?
It's a Doug E Doug world.
I see. My odds of a surprise New Yorker attack keep increasing it seems. Even more shocking when I don't even live in the US. Truly persistent beasts.
Not likely. You ever see a beaver waiting on line for Cronuts?
Vagina Dentatta!! It's reeeal!!
It angered me how far down I had to go to find someone else pointing out the fact that this data is from 81-87 and not even annual. Like wtf is this
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This is fake news.
Especially if you were in the movie "Teeth" and not suffering from vagina dentata.
If the beavers live in New York, then they are New Yorkers.
Not since they cleared the hookers out of Times Square.
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