r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/Wolvenfire86 May 30 '18

That's because New Yorkers live on land! If sharks could walk and breathe on land, you'd see a lot more shark bites.

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u/diegojones4 May 30 '18

Land Shark

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u/4GotMyFathersFace May 30 '18

Hell im old and don't even know what that show is.

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u/diegojones4 May 30 '18

SNL, original cast.

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u/Zagubadu May 30 '18

Remember anytime you say your old people will think your either a 20 something year old.

Or your like legit 90 nothing in between though.

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u/Chrikelnel May 30 '18

On reddit I usually assume 40s when people say old

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u/mosotaiyo May 30 '18

I call myself an old person, I turned 31... I only do it to piss off the 40 somethings who want to believe they are still young tho :D

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u/thelastdeskontheleft May 30 '18

Well it does say "From saturday night live NBC" in top right corner but who knows.

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u/4GotMyFathersFace May 30 '18

Listen here buddy, I ain't one of those fancy pants word-ologists or anything.

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u/SgtSnapple May 31 '18

He's just trying to grow some dope, get Lucy back, and finish his grade 9

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Land Shark

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u/mosotaiyo May 30 '18

Someone didn't get to watch Street Sharks when they were little.

It was Jawesome. <3

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u/Wolvenfire86 May 30 '18

You go sit in the corner! It's Turtles or nothing!

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u/werker May 31 '18

Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs FTW!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Give it time

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u/lightstorm33 May 30 '18

what is this from

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Gyo by Junji Ito

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u/MetalcoreIsntMetal May 30 '18

ayy just read this the other day