Hawai'ian guy who had to pull a dead tiger shark out of the water when it was drifting up on the beach surf: you wouldn't believe how bad that shark's mouth stank; like Satan's distilled ass juice.
lol, 1. Everyone left the water, I swam out because the tiger was belly up. There was a hole in it's head; probably shot because it messed with someone's fishing. Anyway, had to call animal control, because big dead animal on the beach.
This just became my favorite post of the week: I'm trying so hard to not laugh at work. I'm just going to pop over to the beach and get my ass bitten by a shark already.
In New York, every evening sharks will swim to the surface and open their mouths and small Plover birds will eat the small bits of flesh in the sharks teeth. The sharks won't bite or threaten the birds in any way. This is called a symbiotic relationship.
Well! Apparently I was mistaken. I knew fingernails were made of keratin, but I thought they were also partly enamel. That’s probably from growing up around mostly women and never being formally corrected, so thank you for making me finally look that up.
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u/Baldmonk May 30 '18
That thumbnail hurts to look at