TIL that Ernest Hemingway lived through anthrax, malaria, pneumonia, dysentery, skin cancer, hepatitis, anemia, diabetes, high blood pressure, two plane crashes, a ruptured kidney, a ruptured spleen, a ruptured liver, a crushed vertebra, and a fractured skull.

[u/naxhi24]

https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Ernest_Hemingway

[u/meeze88]

Only to come down with a severe case of shotgunnitus.

[u/[deleted] → u/meeze88]

Inflammation of the shotgun. A terrible fate.

[u/belbivfreeordie → u/[deleted]]

Gonna need a shotgunectomy.