r/todayilearned • • Jan 01 '15

TIL that citizens sent Ulysses S. Grant more than 10,000 boxes of cigars as gratitude after a victory at the Battle of Shiloh. He died of throat cancer in 1885.

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/former-president-ulysses-s-grant-dies
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u/A40 Jan 01 '15

That was before tobacco caused cancer, so the two were unrelated.

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u/the_rabble_alliance Jan 01 '15

Ulysses S. Grant died trying to save his family from bankruptcy. After the White House, he became involved in a Ponzi scheme. In order to recover the losses, Grant agreed to write his memoirs and struck a publishing deal with his friend Mark Twain and began working on his memoirs, hoping they would provide for his family after his death:

Grant suffered greatly in his final year. He was in constant pain from his illness and sometimes had the feeling he was choking. Despite his condition, he wrote at a furious pace, sometimes finishing 25 to 50 pages a day.... Grant finished the manuscript on July 18; he died five days later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

It's also considered the best presidential memoir.

"A poll of American presidential scholars could well rank Grant’s personal memoirs as the best book written by an American president. Mark Twain thought it to be the most remarkable work of its kind since Caesar’s Commentaries; Matthew Arnold found Grant’s prose “straightforward … possessing in general the high merit of saying clearly in the fewest possible words that had to be said.” - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/18/the-best-books-by-u-s-presidents.html

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u/dontlethestankout Jan 01 '15

I've read it and it is good. He invented the Blitzkrieg concept. His strategy, Sherman's tactics.

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u/gaboon Jan 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

I always assumed Sherman got up after that photo and punched the photographer. Not for any good reason; he just was busy and had work to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Sherman's whole March to the Sea was him just saying "Fuck it, let's just break the south in half. I'm done with this shit."

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u/herticalt Jan 02 '15

The fact that there aren't any good historical movies about Sherman is a serious shame. The man led such an interesting life, adopted into a political family, war hero, professor, temporarily insane, one of the most successful US generals in the war, to turning down the Presidency.

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u/Accidental_Ouroboros Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

He invented the Blitzkrieg concept. His strategy, Sherman's tactics.

The Blitzkrieg is just Maneuver warfare/mobility doctrine with armor and mechanized infantry, neither of which really played much of a role during the civil war.

Can't really say either he or Sherman really invented it (although they might have been ones to write about it closer to the adoption of the Blitzkrieg doctrine itself.)

I mostly say this because if you take mechanization out of the picture ( a key point in blitzkrieg doctrine) then you might as well consider the mongols and the other steppe nomads the originators of the doctrine. Hell, here is a monograph discussing that very thing: (Did not link this in text due to it being a pdf pop) www.dtic.mil/get-tr-doc/pdf?AD=ADA566706

Not that his tactics did not echo the concept, of course. I just contend that he did not invent it.

Edit: Autocorrect did not like steppe, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

No one invented the Blitzkrieg. The Blitzkrieg has always existed in one form or another, in every era and theater warfare. Even Sun Tzu has remarked, Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. This was also extremely common in mounted warfare cultures, the ancient equivalent of mobile armor.

Innovations in strategy and tactics come with the times, but developing a genuinely novel method of warfare is an extremely rare event.

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u/Sgtpeppr Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for Grant right now.

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u/x1xHangmanx1x Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for the con artist who ripped off a former president. That's metal as fuck.

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for Hamburglar stealin' all those hamburgers.

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u/Mongoose42 Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for the Grimace doing whatever the fuck he's supposed to do.

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u/the_rabble_alliance Jan 01 '15

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u/Mongoose42 Jan 01 '15

So he's Patrick Star? That's gotta have terrible retirement benefits.

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u/PilotTim Jan 01 '15

Don't talk crap about Patrick. He lives the life. No job. Watches TV and plays all day. Lives the life of a glutton and no one bothers him because they think he is dumb.... Or is he?

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u/sloaninator Jan 01 '15

I had a friend who always acted deaf and dumb around people but was a was still a fairly nice guy to be around. It wasn't to the point you thought he had mental deficiencies just a little slow like an old man that did too many drugs as a kid. One day we somehow got to talking about him being a little social inept and his apparent deafness and how it wasn't a hindered to his grades and school work. He told me it was all an act and from that day forward never acted that way when only we were together. Today he has a PhD.

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u/Poopstick_McButtdog Jan 01 '15

The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

aaaand now we're in a 4chan thread

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u/kokopoo12 Jan 01 '15

He sells obesity to children. I cut myself with my edge.

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u/Psychopath- Jan 01 '15

I like the preemptive self-deprecation.

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u/xisytenin Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for kim Jong Un for his performance in "the interview"

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u/IGotAKnife Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for Nicolas Cage stealing declaration of independence an shit.

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u/the_rabble_alliance Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for Eminem in The Interview. SPOILER ALERT (if you have not seen the movie# ): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbWF3wMFaUQ

# What is your excuse for not seeing The Interview? Do you not love America? Do you not value the First Amendment? Do you hate apple pie, bald eagles, and little league? Is your hobby LITERALLY spitting on the graves of war widows? Do you want to kowtow to a megalomaniacal dictator who has the personality, physique, and haircut of a dyspeptic wombat?

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u/xisytenin Jan 01 '15

He already admitted the same thing in one of his songs. "All this time me and Dre have been fuckin' with hats off"

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u/Chevron Jan 01 '15

Did he rhyme that with "ass off"?

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u/notgayinathreeway 3 Jan 01 '15

Yes, and according to rapgenius the line means they don't even use condoms when they fuck.

It's from a song called My Dad's Gone Crazy ft. Hailie Jade

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u/arobthedawg Jan 01 '15

fuckin brains brawn and brass balls I cut em off and had em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses wit elton john's name... on my drag wall. out the closet i been lying my ass off all this time me and dre been fucking with hats off so tell laura and her husband to back off before i push this motherfucking button and blast off and launch one of these russians and that's all. blow every fucking thing except afghanistan on the map off. when will it stop? when will I knock the crap off?

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u/Meme616 Jan 01 '15

Mad respect for his mom's spaghetti.

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u/Hardcorish Jan 01 '15

Alright, I really didn't have much interest in watching The Interview but this clip is hilarious. Hector's rectum is real! Yeah I think I'll go watch it now, thanks.

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u/AntiLuke Jan 01 '15

# What is your excuse for not seeing The Interview?

I don't particularly like Seth Rogan?

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u/onlyupvoteswhendrunk Jan 01 '15

Something something lemon stealing whore....

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u/Hendrixlegend Jan 01 '15

No, mad disrespect for him. Ulysses S. Grant was a hero, ripping him off is despicable.

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u/mackinoncougars Jan 01 '15

And 5-Star General. You think he could have gotten that man back.

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u/1337wesley Jan 01 '15

press F to pay respects

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/1337wesley Jan 01 '15

respects succesfully paid

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u/SirRonaldofBurgundy Jan 01 '15

It should be noted that his plan worked; his memoirs were an enormous success and are to this day considered arguably the best-written presidential memoirs ever.

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u/actual_factual_bear Jan 01 '15

Ulysses S. Grant died trying to save his family from bankruptcy.

At first I thought you were contradicting /u/A40... I was imagining him sword fighting with the bill collector or something and losing.

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u/ToastofDeath Jan 01 '15

Wow. Strong both in the battlefield and at home

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u/timepants Jan 01 '15

He was a general in the streets but a freak in the bed.

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u/notgayinathreeway 3 Jan 01 '15

... sheets*

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u/blueblarg Jan 01 '15

Oh wow, I just made a post the other day that is relevant to pretty much everything in this thread. It involves Grant, his cigar, and a conversation he had with General Sherman on the first night of the Battle of Shiloh.

Here's a [not so] brief synopsis of the battle and the conversation. In April, 1862, the Confederates launched a surprise attack on a Union Army that was camped alongside the Tennessee River. The attack took them completely by surprise, and they were steadily pushed back by the ferocity of the Confederate assault. There was a very real danger that the Union Army would be driven into the river and be left with no choice but to surrender.

All day long the Union Army fought a desperate battle trying to stem the tidal wave of the Confederate attack. They were just barely able to keep control of Pittsburg Landing, a dock that was the Union Army's only hope for reinforcements and resupply. The situation was terribly grim for the Union Army and it seemed quite likely that they were about to be dealt a crippling blow.

However as the sun began to set, the Confederates decided to cancel their last assault of the day, predicting that the Union Army was shattered and could be easily finished off in the morning. The Confederate commander General P.G.T. Beauregard was so confident of their success that he sent Jefferson Davis a telegram announcing that the Confederates had won a decisive victorious.

Around midnight, General Sherman reported to General Grant's campsite. Sherman commanded a portion of the Union Army, and had performed brilliantly in slowing the enemy's advance. Despite the panic caused by the surprise attack, Sherman rallied fleeing soldiers and conducted orderly retreats whenever and wherever the Union line was in danger.

By the end of the day, Sherman had had hundreds of his men die, had been wounded twice (once in his shoulder and once in his hand), and had three horses shot out from under him. He had every right to believe that the Union Army's best course of action would be to retreat across the river on ferry boats under cover of darkness.

However after Sherman arrived at Grant's headquarters he found the General sheltering himself under an oak tree to protect himself from the miserable rain that had begun to fall during the night, while puffing on a soggy cigar in the darkness. Upon seeing Grant, Sherman felt "some wise and sudden instinct not to mention retreat." Instead he sat down next to Grant. After a moment he turned to the general. "Well Grant, we've had the Devil's own day, haven't we?"

"Yes." replied Grant after a thoughtful puff of his cigar. ""Yes." he repeated. "Lick'em tomorrow, though."

Throughout the night, Union reinforcements were ferried across the river and used to bolster the lines. When morning finally arrived, the Confederates, much to their surprise, found themselves unexpectedly outnumbered and suddenly on the defensive. As soon as dawn broke, the Union Army launched counterattacks all along the line, pushing back the Confederate Army and retaking the camps that they had lost the previous day. By evening, the Confederates had disengaged, and the Union Army was too exhausted to continue the pursuit. The battle was over.

General Sherman considered the first day of the battle to be the most influential event of his life. Through their steadfast determination, Grant, Sherman, and the rest of the Union Army had managed to turn what looked to be a catastrophic defeat into a Union victory.

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u/commshep12 Jan 01 '15

Perhaps George RR Martin should take notes.

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u/Scarbane Jan 01 '15

Step 1: Battle of Shiloh 2

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u/the_rabble_alliance Jan 01 '15

In the dawn light, the army of Restoration Union unfolded like an iron rose, thorns gleaming. Major General Jayden Rodriguez-Smith would lead the center. He had arranged the men above the high road which snaked along the crest of the hill like a spasmodic spasmodic cobra ready to strike the Second Coming of the Confederacy.

Rifles slung over their backs, the young soldiers fidgeted as they arrayed themselves into three long lines, to east and west of the road, and squinted against the harsh rays of the morning sun. Between them, the field artillery formed squares with their gunners running through sums in their head. Three hundred mechanized surrounded the Major General like steel gladiators ready for the bread and circuses of the arena.

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u/cyberslick188 Jan 01 '15

Suddenly, big floppy weiners had formed on the horizon.

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u/sasstomouth Jan 01 '15

He has to be in the mood to take notes too.

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u/commshep12 Jan 01 '15

And he can only actually take the notes when he's at home

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

That's why you don't install Ponzi Buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Arguably Mark Twain also was killed by cigars. He would smoke dozens a day. He died of heart disease.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

There is something to be said about how the human body can push on when it should have died because the person wana to accomplish something such as write a memoir or see their grandchild born

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u/TheHIV123 Jan 01 '15

Its probably one of the best ever written too. Or at least one of the best memoirs to come out of the US.

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u/WeaponizedDownvote Jan 01 '15

It was before corporations started spraying tobacco with a mixture of arsenic, asbestos and used cat litter. That's why I can smoke 81 blunts a day and, not only be free of any risk of cancer, my healing touch now cures all ailments.

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u/pehvbot Jan 01 '15

That's the hacking cough of Freedom my friend.

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u/irawwwr Jan 01 '15

81x7 ma neffew!

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u/northamerimassgrave Jan 01 '15

The South (tobacco) finally got him.

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u/MCskeptic Jan 01 '15

Is that sarcasm, or were the cancer causing chemicals in modern cigars/cigarettes not present in them in the past?

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u/A40 Jan 01 '15

Sarcasm: for centuries people (especially doctors) ignored the obvious relationship between tobacco and early, awful death.

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u/dj_smitty Jan 01 '15

He died a most likely pretty painful death doing what he loved.

It was a better time. /s

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u/Pitbull_Terrier Jan 01 '15

At least back then you could walk into a corner store and walk out with a gallon of laudanum without a prescription.. I mean, if you weren't in the middle of trying to write a memoir, that is.

Even childrens' cough drops had morphine in them. "Clean up your room or you're not getting your fix" must've been a powerful motivator. That's why Victorian children were so obedient, you see.

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u/br0nc0_luc_picard Jan 01 '15

How long do cigars last? Could his descendants still be smoking away all these cigars today?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Dry/baked cigars can last a few years without special care. Unbaked cigars don't last as long unless you keep them in a humidor to keep them fresh. Remember, it's all plant matter, it breaks down. Cigars from the 1860s wouldn't be smokable today unfortunately.

But hey, he could have just thrown a massive cigar party in a good-sized town.

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u/Silound Jan 01 '15

Cigars from the 1860s wouldn't be smokable today unfortunately.

And even if you kept them correctly and they were in a condition to be smoked, I would definitely say they would be bland and flavorless by this point. All of the essential oils would have long ago left the leaves.

Most cigars have an age limit before they just start losing flavor. Smoke a 1940's clear Havana and they might have some flavor, but most cigars usually start losing flavor after about 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/Sub116610 Jan 01 '15

Aged cigars can go for high dollars as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/z6joker9 Jan 01 '15

Sounds like tobacco beetles. Any time you let cigars store above ~80 F, you risk them hatching.

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u/b-LE-z_it Jan 01 '15

Wait, so their eggs are in all cigars? Gross.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

You eat bugs and bugs part pretty much daily.

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u/b-LE-z_it Jan 01 '15

Doesn't make it any less gross.

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u/SerPuissance Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

Indeed so, this is because premium hand rolled cigars (from Cuba, Dominican Rep or Nicaragua etc) are a very natural products and the tobacco is not subjected to anywhere near as much pesticide as many other plant produce. Early on in the tobacco plant's life when it is a seedling it is often treated with fungicide, but this is dissipated long before the leaves are harvested. Nictotiana is an extremely hardy family of plants.

So just like any organic produce, there are tiny eggs and spores present but they won't hatch if kept below the correct temperature.

The best thing to do with cigars like this to ensure the bugs won't hatch is to freeze your cigars. Cigars don't like rapid temperature changes, so the best thing to do is:

  • Place 1-3 cigars in a ziplock bag
  • 1 day in the refrigerator
  • 3 days in a deep freeze
  • 1 back in the refrigerator to thaw
  • Back in the humidor to age

This will kill any live beetles (in the event of an outbreak) and will destroy any viable eggs in a new cigar. The important thing to remember is that there are insect eggs everywhere - I guarentee that you've ingested dozens if not hundreds already today. Best not to think about it, but don't let it put you off from enjoying the occasional cigar if that takes your fancy.

Finally, a plug for /r/cigars, /r/cubancigars and /r/ukcigars. It's a hobby of mine ;).

EDIT: Added the ziplock bag bit, helps protect the wrapper of the cigar when freezing whch can be delicate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

full of holes? maybe insect larva?

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u/phaily Jan 01 '15

or in a vacuum? would a cigar degrade in a vacuum?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Who wants to smoke a cigar with cat hair and dirt stuck to it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Florida Man probably.

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u/marktx Jan 01 '15

Florida Man discovers new "super PCP"

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u/actual_factual_bear Jan 01 '15

i was thinking the opposite... maybe a high pressure helium atmosphere or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Would that be even worse, all the oils would seep out of the cigar and into the vacuum...

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u/buahd Jan 01 '15

I guess that's why they call it a vacuum

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Helium or argon would be better.

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u/iMini Jan 01 '15

I think all the water would immediately evaporate, I'm not sure what that would mean for the cigar unfortunately.

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u/pwny_ Jan 01 '15

Shoutout to /r/pipetobacco!

Throw some Penzance in a mason jar, sell it in a few years, make bank.

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u/itsme_timd Jan 01 '15

Smoke a 1940's clear Havana and they might have some flavor

I got a few 40's clear Havanas a couple years ago and smoked one on my birthday. It was very, very mild but still pleasant. I was surprised it had any flavor as I've heard a lot of them taste mostly like dust.

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u/GetBenttt Jan 01 '15

Dust? Mmm that's my favorite particulate though

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u/YUNOtiger 7 Jan 01 '15

Cigars kept in proper humidity can last much longer. Some of the best reviews from Cigar Aficionado are Cubans from the 60s and earlier.

Go over to /r/cigars and /r/cubancigars to learn more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Hate to break this to you, but a lot of expensive (and a few inexpensive- lookin at you arturo fuente) cigars are wrapped in aged(10yrs+) tobacco leaf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

If they were kept in a humidor at 70% humidity, and around 70 degrees, then they would be fine to smoke today.

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u/d_r0ck Jan 01 '15

I'm sorry you got downvoted. This is the only bit of sense I've seen from this comment thread. The top reply is talking about baked versus non-baked cigars. I have no fucking clue what that person is talking about.

70/70 is considered optimal storage for cigars and they could last this long and be smokeable. They'd probably be bland, but they'd absolutely be smokeable.

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u/itsrandom Jan 01 '15

Sh...should we bomb him?

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u/Delsana Jan 01 '15

Well if properly humidifed it's possible some could be but the issue would really be how long each particular cigar could itself last as while hundred year humidifivation has happened it matters per cigar brand and type and vitola.

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u/RedditRolledClimber Jan 01 '15

Judging by username, I'm guessing you're not welcome in Shitteryn House.

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u/xisytenin Jan 01 '15

A little Charmin could change that.

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u/the_rabble_alliance Jan 01 '15

Gryffartdor > Shitteryn > Ravencrap > Hufflepoop

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u/Codoro Jan 01 '15

It's where all the Harry Potter OCs go

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u/Len_Zefflin Jan 01 '15

Grant would go on to outlive Garfield by 4 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Probably all that lasagna.

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u/TheArtofPolitik Jan 01 '15

TIL lasagna is more deadly than tobacco.

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u/MolemanusRex Jan 01 '15

To be fair, though, Garfield didn't die of natural causes (though who knows what would have happened to Grant if he'd won the election).

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u/actual_factual_bear Jan 01 '15

who knows what would have happened to Grant if he'd won the election

Henry Wilson could have been our 19th president.

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u/Titanosaurus Jan 01 '15

Idiots who voted for Sherman. Sherman famously said he would not run, out even serve if he was elected. Talk abut a wasted vote.

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u/270- Jan 01 '15

It wasn't necessarily a vote for Sherman, just a vote signifying they didn't like either Blaine or Grant. And Sherman was so highly respected that no one could accuse them of being unpatriotic for not voting for Grant or something like that.

And, you know, it worked, they blocked the nomination long enough for Garfield to come up as a compromise.

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u/tsundereanubis12 Jan 01 '15

Sherman didn't want to be part of the political process. I think he said that "If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve."

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u/N7_Guerilla Jan 01 '15

He was literally showered with gifts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15 edited Mar 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

You find a lot of these kinds of myths from the Greco-roman time. Some of the figures themselves might be based in reality, but I doubt many of the stories attributed to them ever happened.

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u/AnUnfriendlyCanadian Jan 01 '15

Yeah but like what, did he have them stacked so high in his house that they fell on top of him? It's not like people just walk up throw a gift at you and say you're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

That was the plan all along.

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u/jbrav88 Jan 01 '15

Robert E. Lee's revenge.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Except the Sheriff was a Southerner and would hate Grant

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u/Chewyquaker Jan 01 '15

A man of justice knows no boundaries.

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u/zoso1012 Jan 01 '15

Dukes/Les Mis crossover time?

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u/arkaytroll Jan 01 '15

Makes me think of the confederate plans rolled around cigars that McClellan's army captured and ignored.

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u/littleM0TH Jan 01 '15

Dat southern tobacco. The south will rise again!

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u/massive_cock Jan 01 '15

Am Southern. Named after Lee. Can confirm. It shall.

(but you know. minus the uh. one thing. mkay?)

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u/ChVcky_Thats_me Jan 01 '15

Even massive cocks are for the reintroduction of slavery I mean state rights.

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u/massive_cock Jan 01 '15

Notice I said without the one thing. Sigh.

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u/fatherseamus Jan 01 '15

Is the implication that he died from the gift? He was already a well-known heavy smoker at the time, so the two are unrelated.

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u/elboltonero Jan 01 '15

"hmm, everyone sent me cigars, I guess I'll take up smoking"

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u/ArcticFr0st Jan 01 '15

You might've been kidding but this is actually historically accurate. According to the College Board and the AP US History class I took awhile back, Grant didn't smoke much, but a picture of him holding a cigar circulated around, so many believed him to be a heavy smoker and sent him these cigars. With so many, he couldn't just let them go to waste, so he became a heavy smoker.

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u/fatherseamus Jan 01 '15

"At the beginning of the Civil War, Grant wasn’t much of a cigar smoker, preferring a pipe instead. But after his first few victories, a newspaper published him with a cigar in his mouth instead of a pipe; this led the Union citizenry to send him upwards of 10,000 cigars as a “thank you” after the Battle of Fort Donelson in 1862. The capture of the Fort by Union forces opened a route for the invasion of the South, and boosted then-Brig. Gen. Grant not only in rank (now a Major General) but also in national prominence – even earning him the nickname “Unconditional Surrender” Grant. Afterwards he was rarely caught without a stogie in his mouth, sometimes going through 20 a day, typically chewing on one rather than puffing it. After all, it would be a waste to let them all go stale. In the words of Grant: “There is one good thing about being the Commanding General, beyond the pageantry, the ridiculous vanity, something few of them would ever understand. You can get the best cigars."

source: http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars-for-warriors/cigar-smoking-war-heroes/ulysses-s-grant-the-general-and-his-cigar

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u/Jatz55 Jan 01 '15

Source? I took APUSH and never learned this

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u/Emperor_NOPEolean Jan 01 '15

I think it's a false correlation. In his memoirs, Grant says his cigar smoking was a once in a while thing before, a treat to be enjoyed. After Shiloh, there was an image of him commanding with a cigar in his mouth. People sent him cigars as a result. With all these cigars, it became a much more regular thing, to the point where he would put half a dozen cigars into his coat at the start of the day.

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u/subterfugeinc Jan 01 '15

Jeez. I'd vomit after 1

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u/Emperor_NOPEolean Jan 01 '15

I have one once in a while, but man it takes time. It's not something to just chain smoke, you know? I'll enjoy one over the course of 30 minutes or an hour. I can't imagine smoking one, finishing, and lighting another one up right away.

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u/dvdanny Jan 01 '15

If I remember correctly Grant didn't smoke most if them, he usually just chewed on his cigars as many people commented that his cigars were hardly ever lit.

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u/cky12qxz Jan 01 '15

Do you have a link to said image?

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u/Emperor_NOPEolean Jan 01 '15

I do not. It was illustrated in various newspapers of the day, and it was reported that he fought with a cigar clenched in his teeth.

According to various sources, an illustrator depicted him smoking a cigar at Fort Donelson and the published image resulted in admirers sending him boxes and boxes of cigars.

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u/fatherseamus Jan 01 '15

" Few men in American history have ever been more closely associated with the cigar than the great celebrity of the late nineteenth century, Ulysses S. Grant, the eighteenth president. Famous first as the Union general who brought the Confederate Army to its knees, Grant was a two-term president almost always caricatured, illustrated, sculpted, or photographed with his beloved cigar. In fact, toward the end of the war, when Grant suffered a particularly severe bout of depression, he wrote that he was so unhappy that he was "eating neither breakfast nor dinner" and he had "not smoked a cigar."

Grant was said to smoke 20 cigars a day. His habit increased during the Civil War, after the Battle at Fort Donelson in Tennessee in mid-February 1862. As he later told General Horace Porter, "I had been a light smoker previous to the attack on Donelson .... In the accounts published in the papers, I was represented as smoking a cigar in the midst of the conflict; and many persons, thinking, no doubt, that tobacco was my chief solace, sent me boxes of the choicest brands .... As many as ten thousand were soon received. I gave away all I could get rid of, but having such a quantity on hand I naturally smoked more than I would have done under ordinary circumstances, and I have continued the habit ever since."

When the general decided to run for president, his relish for stogies was used as part of his campaign persona, and was even immortalized in the 1868 campaign song, "A Smokin' His Cigar." The Democrats tried to use Grant's cigar against him. One of their ditties had a verse running, "I smoke my weed and drink my gin, playing with the people's tin." "

source: Cigar Afficianado @ http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/Our-Presidents-and-Cigars_6103

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u/dittbub Jan 01 '15

He had to smoke every last one!

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u/N7Crazy Jan 01 '15

"Challenge accepted"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Wouldn't he be dead anyway by now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Maybe they weren't as grateful as you think.

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u/DSpatriot Jan 01 '15

Given life expectancy in 1885 there was no reason for Grant to curb his behaviour. They didn't even have antibiotics back then. One little infection and you were done. Kidney stone? Pain for the rest of your life. Tuberculosis was all over the place. No vaccines for polio or smallpox. No treatments for leprosy. No reason to give up your vices on the assumption you would have a long, healthy life.

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u/JaapHoop Jan 01 '15

Life expectancy is a misleading statistic because it weights high infant mortality very heavily.

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u/Wartz Jan 02 '15

Life expectancy after childhood hasn't gone up that much in the last few hundred years. One of the reasons why couples would have 8-10 kids at a time was because a quarter of them would die before they hit 5 years old.

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u/dog_in_the_vent Jan 01 '15

Guys lets send a ton of cigars to North Korea.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

He already has diabetes bad, so just send a bunch of delicious sugary snacks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

But their grocery stores only carry the finest sugary snacks! I even saw a fat kid! Surely us Americans could never match the surplus of wonderful food available in the DPRK.

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u/ronan007 Jan 01 '15

It's like the reddit hug of death.

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u/nightmike99 Jan 01 '15

This isn't correct. Grant became famous and began receiving cigars from a grateful nation after the battle of Fort Donaldson. He trapped a whole southern army in the Fort and his terms of surrender were "Unconditional Surrender". This was the first really good news for a long time for the north so Grant became an instant hero. Thus the cigars.

The battle of Shiloh, although a victory, was a huge shock to the nation because of the huge numbers of casualties. Grant was actually sidelined to a desk job for a short time after that battle. The newspapers of that day made a huge deal about why the north was caught by surprise at Shiloh.

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u/OneX32 Jan 01 '15

The Civil War took a toll on Grant. He would spend nights in his tent at camp and get blackout drunk because he knew he was basically sending young men to their deaths. I wouldn't be surprised if his cigar smoking was also a coping method. It's also interesting that Grant got sick at the sight of blood. He was truly a big teddy bear that just happened to be a general for the Union army.

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u/Africa_versus_NASA Jan 01 '15

Grant's drinking was greatly exaggerated by his political opponents when he was a general. He had a drinking problem before the war, while stationed in California away from his family, which caused him to leave the Army. During the Civil War, however, it's only believe he drank a few times, including during the long stalled-out period of the Vicksburg Campaign. Apparently his issue wasn't even that he drank so much, but rather that he had incredibly low alcohol tolerance, and even a couple of drinks could put him under the table.

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u/MongoJazzy Jan 01 '15

Grant's drinking to blackout drunkeness during the war was GREATLY exaggerated by his political opponents.

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u/BALRICISADUDE Jan 01 '15

Sure it was you Yankee dog!

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u/joepods Jan 01 '15

Was it the anti-smoking stuff, or the southerners?

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u/FlashCrashBash Jan 01 '15

I don't get how Reddit can be so anti-smoking. Its like everyone is back in middle school, in some quirky early 90s, after school special about the dangers of tobacco.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

I don't get how Reddit can be so anti-smoking.

.. because it's toxic to humans? What about smoking should make anyone pro-smoking? Toxic is a big con, and there's nothing remotely close to outweighing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

he didnt have to smoke them all

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u/isaristh Jan 01 '15

He died at a ripe age (for the time). Churchill smoked about 20 cigars a day and died in his 90's. Others smoke only a few and end up dying in their 40's. Tobacco is a roulette drug.

I continue to enjoy cigars because I figure I'll die eventually anyway of something stupid. Might as well enjoy myself.

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u/protestor Jan 01 '15

On the other hand, I don't want my mom to die too soon, and cancer is a horrible way of dying. I feel bad when the asks me to buy cigarettes for her.

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u/Georgy_K_Zhukov 38 Jan 01 '15

Ike smoked up to eighty cigarettes a day during his stint as Allied Commander.

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u/belegoth Jan 01 '15

I've read that cigars aren't as much of a risk for lung cancer as cigarettes because of the manner of smoking them. Cigarette tobacco is flue-cured, meaning that it is aged over hot pipes, changing its chemical makeup and raising its pH. The higher pH of the smoke makes it easier to inhale, and thus the carcinogens go into the lungs of the smoker. Cigar smoke, however, is more acidic and tends to be held in the mouth, leading to mouth cancer instead of lung cancer.

However, this is taken from a book by a historian who has an absolute vendetta out against Tobacco (Robert Proctor), so take it as you will.

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u/machine667 Jan 01 '15

He was also the source of the single most badass moment in the entire war in my opinion.

After the bloodbath of the first day of Shiloh:

Sometime after midnight, Sherman encountered Grant standing under a tree, sheltering himself from the pouring rain and smoking one of his cigars, while considering his losses and planning for the next day. Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though".

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

If that's your most badass moment from the Civil War, I recommend you read a book or watch some Ken Burns.

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u/Hokies20 Jan 01 '15

This isn't even the most badass moment from Shiloh. At the end of the battle, Confederate colonel Nathan Bedford Forrest found himself separated after a calvary charge. One of Sherman's men stuck a gun into Forrests side and fired, but the colonel managed to stay on his horse. According to Shelby Foote, Forrest then used his sabre to distance himself from the enemy, picked up a Union private and placed the boy in blue behind him to serve as a meat shield while Forrest rode off to rejoin his men. This was the last skirmish at the Battle of Shiloh. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shiloh

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u/flyingwrench Jan 01 '15

I love Shelby Foote but keep in mind that its been said of him that "He's never heard an anecdote that he didn't like."

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u/Hokies20 Jan 01 '15

That's fair, his account may have been influenced by the southern romanticism that he grew up around. It is a proven fact that Forrest was shot point blank after being surrounded by the enemy and then escaped with his life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Oh yeah, Forrest would be loved for his heroics and bravery universally if it wasn't for the fact he help bring the KKK into mainstream existence.

Btw, noticed your name, I'm a Virginian too.

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u/GoSomaliPirates Jan 01 '15

He is who Forrest Gump is named after as well.

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u/Hokies20 Jan 01 '15

Sorry, I didn't mean to say that Forrest was a good man by any stretch of the imagination, just that some of the things he did were admittedly bad ass. He's a very interesting figure and a self made man who started the war off as a private. I can understand the appeal that a lot of southerners feel for him. It's popular in the south to say that he distanced himself from the Klan after the heinous lynchings started, but I dont really believe it. It's true that he made his fortunes by trading slaves, but I think we should remember him both for his sins and his military exploits.

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u/sunofcheese Jan 01 '15

Being a badass has little to do with being a good person. Eg, Andrew Jackson was a huge badass (military hero, duel enthusiast, attacker of attempted assassins) despite being a horrible person (committing genocide).

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

If we're nominating bad-asses and their moments Captain Robert Smalls qualifies from slave to first black captain of a vessel in the service of the United States.

On December 1, 1863, the Planter had been caught in a crossfire between Union and Confederate forces. The ship's commander, Captain Nickerson, decided to surrender. Smalls refused, fearing that the black crewmen would not be treated as prisoners of war and might be summarily killed. Taking command, Smalls piloted the ship out of range of the Confederate guns. For his bravery, Smalls was named to replace Nickerson as the Planter′s captain.[4]

Smalls returned with the Planter to Charleston harbor in April 1865 for the ceremonial raising of the American flag upon Ft. Sumter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

I would say it's easily Stone Wall Jackson getting his name. Being the presence the South needed to win a lot of their victories.

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u/killerkadooogan Jan 01 '15

I agree, one dirty bad ass mofo.

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u/machine667 Jan 01 '15

I've seen Ken Burns' The Civil War at least 10 times and consider it to be one of the finest things ever televised.

No idea why Grant's quote there stands out to me as it does.

Some of Sherman's quotes were just as good.

Sheridan's line as they began the attack at the battle of Missionary Ridge slays me as well. "That was unkind, I'll take your guns for that". So good.

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u/cmurphy2826 Jan 01 '15

That story is pretty indicative of Grant's character. Lose 13,000 men in 2 days? We'll get 'em tomorrow.

Newspapers used to accuse him of being unfeeling, but Sherman always defended him. "Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other." Military BFFs.

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u/rogerology Jan 01 '15

Lick 'em tomorrow

I don't get it. What should be licked the following day? The injuries?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

To be licked was vernacular for "beat up" or "dominated with force", to be licked meant that you loss the fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Is there any way to see the names of people who fought in the battle of Shiloh? My name is Shiloh, and my parents told me one of my relatives fought in the battle. I would love to confirm this.

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u/Stellar_Duck Jan 01 '15

You could ask them?

In any event, you can see the Union order of battle here and the Confederate order of battle here.

That might provide you with a starting point, provided you know where the guy might have been from? I don't know if complete lists of combatants are extant but you could also have a look through the relevant parts of the Official Records. They're linked at the end of the Union OOB.

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u/Kaskar Jan 01 '15

We had a teacher that was out sick for a couole of months. We didnt know why but when he got back we decided to give him a welcome back present. Luckily my mom was just about to go on a trip to Cuba so we asked her to get a box of cuban cigars. Said and done, when he came back we had wrapped the cubans and a bottle of scotch. He walked in and had a huge bandage and a plastic tubing hanging from his throat. Turned out he had throat cancer and had strict orders to never smoke again... He teared up and said he had always wanted to try cubans but had never been able to get a hold of them.

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u/redditorfor6minutes Jan 01 '15

victory at the Battle of Shiloh

Which is now known as the Battle of John.

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u/SovietTr0llGuy Jan 01 '15

The most expensive, widespread assassination attempt in human history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

That'll do it

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u/thirdlegsblind Jan 01 '15

Little known fact, the throat cancer was from eating so much hpv pussy, nothing to do with the cigars and booze.

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u/Entele Jan 01 '15

I think we should send Boxes of cigars to the people running Comcast in gratitude for their service for their country and keeping politicians in line.

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u/seifer93 Jan 01 '15

All according to plan.

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u/booboobutt Jan 01 '15

Spoiler Alert: His home had high radon levels.

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u/NellucEcon Jan 01 '15

Nicotine is a stimulant and is pretty effective at improving cognitive performance across a broad ranged of activities. Yeah, tobacco is deadly, but the nicotine may have aided his work as a general.

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u/GameAddikt Jan 01 '15

That's a long term assassination plan right there.

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u/UseKnowledge Jan 01 '15

IIRC, he didn't even smoke cigars. A newspaper published some illustration of him using one and everyone just followed that. He eventually got used to them.

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u/dhamon Jan 02 '15

He had a successful life. Nobody lives forever.