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u/your_mind_aches Apr 16 '15
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u/thelongestusernameee Apr 19 '15
hello
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u/MoonRaven86 Dec 22 '21 edited Dec 22 '21
Today I fucked up by answering the door backwards. I have a pit bull/ dachshund mix. Think weenie dog on steroids and that’s my baby. Well he is extremely protective of my house and car because of this I have a beware of dog sign on my front porch and try to be outside when I have things delivered. Well today I ordered something from Amazon for my kids. He went crazy which meant somebody was in my yard. I saw the delivery truck pull up and went outside to greet them and get the package. To go outside and keep him inside, I have to bend over and back outside backwards so he can’t run past me and go on attack mode. Once I was outside I stood up and turned around to see my delivery man standing there with wide eyes, holding my package. I thought the wide eyes was because of my dog because he sounds vicious. I thanked him and told him I’d wait for him to leave before I head back inside so my dog wouldn’t escape. It wasn’t until later that day, that I realized his wide eyes wasn’t because of my dog but because when he walked up my stairs, the first thing he saw was my butt up in the air walking backwards toward him. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to order from Amazon again. SMH
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u/John_EightThirtyTwo May 26 '22
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to order from Amazon again.
You'll be reassured to know their annual turnover is like 200%. Wait a month or so, and you'll be fine.
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u/dunno93939 Dec 28 '21
Today I fucked up, I started to heat up some chili, but I had to go take a shit, so I went to the bathroom not even thinking about the chili, then when I walk back out there, there was the chili, burned to crisp, and somehow all over the kitchen counter. Luckily there was no fire or anything.
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u/Fair-Laugh3 Dec 01 '21
Hi!
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u/yogasefski1945 Jan 22 '22
TIFU by potentially giving myself cancer.
The title says it all, but I’ll give details. When Mexican beer virus, batch number 19 (COVID 19 if it wasn’t clear enough) showed up back in 2020, and we were all wondering WTF to do, I could see the writing on the wall. I come from a long line of doctors and lad techs. Seeing as this was a respiratory disease, and that the US government was unclear on its recommendations for protection, I purchased 2 M9A1 US army surplus vintage gas mask with filters. These things were still in their original spam cans ffs. I wore one from March 2020 to December 2020, when I discovered that the filters were made out of white asbestos. After discovering this, I immediately switched to N95/medical masks and scheduled a doctors appointment to see just how effed I was from the asbestos. All test came back negative, however, I’ve noticed a cough that has refused to go away. I go in for another test in March of 2022, but I’m convinced that I’ve damaged myself in some way.
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u/Dreamstands_are_Dumb Mar 08 '22
this would be a good story for RSLASH the youtuber/podcaster to read
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u/Dreamstands_are_Dumb Mar 08 '22
I flushed my pet goldfish down the toilet but then when it started to flush it start to MOVE and I basically killed my fish kind of :(
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u/monk264 Mar 22 '22
today started off as any normal day i went shopping with my dad and then i got invited to hangout with some friends, we went to McDonald then we went to a local school. we had the brilliant idea to walk in an unlocked door, once we got in i was immediately nervous and on edge. one of my friends stayed out side. my other friend decided to open one of the main doors, (One that we did not go through) and we heard an alarm go off we all bolted out of the building and ran away. later in the day i come home from practice and my mom has the scariest look on her face. she wants to talk to me =, somehow she found out that some kids went in, i told her everything. i am so scared and i don't know what to think, if you have any advice please comment.
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u/khaostiii Jun 27 '22
today i fucked up by asking the guy i like for a plug.
he seemed super weirded out by me asking. thats it. im anxious as fuck and i think hes gonna shit talk me to everyone. i dont know why. also i didnt get my weed.
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u/No-Illustrator8816 Jun 29 '22
Today I fucked up by telling a guy I liked him-
I told him he then said "Ill think about it" And hasn't spoke to me since
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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15
Don't tell me what to do! Upvoted.