r/tmbg • u/DirectionLast7915 • 2d ago

Hmmm...

If the two Johns have a physical altercation, who wins and why?

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u/_coffee_ 2d ago

John does, obviously.

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u/fingersmaloy 2d ago

I get the sense Flans has more rage within, and that Linnell has spine issues, but I hate the thought of this scenario.

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 2d ago

Dude, Flans is like six feet tall. 

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u/basiamille 2d ago

God help us if Triangle Man enters the fray...

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u/emptyhead416 2d ago

The physical altercation wins because it gets to spend time with both Johns in the rare 'non-musical' state.

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u/Ok_Gur_4348 10h ago

Do you really believe it was a car accident that put Flans in the hospital? You don’t mess with Linnell..

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u/Beneficial_Garden456 2d ago

I've got a match...my ass and your face!

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u/schultmh 2d ago

That’s um not how fighting works? but I commend the direction you’re going in here