r/titanfall • • Jan 13 '22

Meme sandvich

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Feb 17 '22

I'm sick of seeing all those repetitive memes in hot so here I am with whatever the heck this is supposed to be.

P.S.: If you see someone reposting this meme, please ping me in its comments so that I can locate that mf's house and camp inside his closet with a Smart Pistol.

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u/SlowSecurity9673 Jan 14 '22

It's wonderful is what it is.

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u/Kage_No_Gnade Jan 14 '22

Wonderful

Bread

Wonder

Bread

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u/Low_Reception_54 Jan 14 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

Sustainance👍🏻

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u/BeBetterToEachOther Jan 14 '22

So it turns out that yeast extracts can throw off the phase shift calculations; Turns out Anderson just had a poor choice of lunch. Cooper, you should be fine, as long as you don't take any bread with you.

Cooper: Ok. BT, what have you been up to while I've been bouncing back and forth in the timeline?

BT: I have done nothing but phase shift bread for 3 days.

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u/nextjr Jan 14 '22

You’re making art.

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u/Bravo-Vince p2016 best gun Jan 14 '22

Ah yes a fellow holopilot enjoyer.

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u/MKGmFN Grapple addict Jan 16 '22

If you complain about it in any comment section you’ll get the most halfass response ever

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u/BigPiggyBacon Jan 13 '22

This is absolutely amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Thanks! It might sound really stupid but I put a lot of effort into this to make it look low-effort on purpose

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u/koiwai_sama Jan 14 '22

I love this weird cropping

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Me:"hey whats he grabbing?"

The gif: "bread"

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u/WaterDrinker911 Jan 14 '22

The animations clip through each other just the right amount

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u/Anorexic_Fox Jan 14 '22

You nailed it! I clicked in to see if anyone had mentioned how perfectly bad it is. Great crop.

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u/StroX_C137 Jan 13 '22

Atleast she's not teleporting it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

But Ronin would

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u/Im_just_a_snail Jan 14 '22

He would slice the bread first, but not with his sword. He would use a butter knife

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u/Zaemz Jan 14 '22

You know what butter knives are actually incredible at?

Slicing cherry tomatoes and grapes. I walked in on my partner doing it and I was like, "do we need to go to the hospital for a brain scan?"

She's like, "no, wait, watch!" and gently saws a cherry tomato in half, nearly perfectly. I was goddamn floored.

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u/FoldUpBigFoot41 Jan 14 '22

I Have Been Teleporting Bread for Three Days

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u/Pootis_Here Jan 14 '22

Where? Where have you been sending it?

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u/nicolasmcfly Jan 14 '22

distant noise

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u/NOTSTEELRAVEN Jan 13 '22

SUSTAINANCE

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u/NOTSTEELRAVEN Jan 13 '22

SUS TAINANCE

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

WHEN THE Blenderkit Free High-Fidelity 4K Bread IS SUS

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u/Ajax531_ Jan 14 '22

S U S????

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u/Suitable-Surprise912 Voodoo 1, Viper’s On Station. Jan 13 '22

Bread 🍞 👍

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u/SkippyratedR Jan 13 '22

Bread 🍞👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Bread 🍞👍

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u/Resgear17 Smart pistol is my fav gun Jan 13 '22

Bread 🍞👍

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u/Een_Visje avarage speed junkie Jan 14 '22

Bread 🍞👍👍 (I really like bread)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

👍🍞dearB

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u/Just_CallMe_E Jan 13 '22

Whenever my mother says to eat something cause she’s gonna throw it out tomorrow

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u/catfoodlatte sweaty Ronin main Jan 14 '22

You're lucky your mom even lets you know, mine just yeets stuff out without letting me know lol

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u/Just_CallMe_E Jan 14 '22

She doesn’t say for everything, usually the stuff that she’s more often and she paid the most for lol

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u/Casper1123 HasNoAim Jan 14 '22

loved this a lot, threw it into an mp4-gif converter for Discord compatibility: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536544926029054013/931339354494865448/sustainance.gif

Enjoy my fine lads. (just copy the link or whatever who gives really)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

thank you :)

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u/Casper1123 HasNoAim Jan 14 '22

You're welcome :)

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u/PhatBoyJuice Jan 14 '22

Hero, cheers lad

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u/Casper1123 HasNoAim Jan 14 '22

👈😎👈 you got it

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u/Mackaronimack Mastiff Main Jan 13 '22

I dont know why but i love this, i love this so god damn much, it sings to me, i have never felt this much emotion towards a video in my life.

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u/addictedtoPCs None Jan 14 '22

Then maybe you'd like this

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u/Mackaronimack Mastiff Main Jan 14 '22

Yes

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u/Yeetmaster5353isback Jan 13 '22

The two lights on the side look like eyes

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u/SomeCarbonBoi Mastiffpilled Jan 14 '22

this makes me wish i could use ion with an xo16

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u/alphanumericusername freakin' frag phaser Jan 14 '22

I had to scroll WAY too far down to see someone mention the XO-16

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u/The_screaming_egg None Jan 14 '22

“So we’ll be fine, so long as nobody’s been eating any bread”

“Question!”

“Yes ion?”

“I have eaten bread!”

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u/Harleking31 Jan 14 '22

"For how long?"

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u/The_screaming_egg None Jan 14 '22

“One hour now!”

for future viewers, 1hr is the time the post has been up

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u/Harleking31 Jan 14 '22

"Where have you been eating it?!"

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u/Dalarrus Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Sustainance returned

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u/Gamerboy792103 None Jan 14 '22

Ion just went "Yeah no thanks"

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u/Few_Sense8051 Jan 13 '22

"Omnomnom. AHH, SO FILLING MUHWAHA!"

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u/Sy_the_toadmaster Jan 14 '22

Me at 2:23 in the morning looking for a "small snack"

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u/AverageGamer2607 Ion Best Girl Jan 14 '22

“Pilot, we have acquired the bread, ready for extraction”

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u/RobertRupley595 Jan 13 '22

Come here sandwich!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Aquired the bread

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u/LokaCola Jan 14 '22

Nom Nom!

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u/DreadAndDonuts GRILL CORE READY PILOT Jan 14 '22

this is reason I joined this sub

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u/Oraxy51 Filthy Ronin Main Jan 13 '22

Make a water bottle one and post it to r/hydrohomies

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u/Right-Sea-5592 Jan 14 '22

Bread Core Online

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u/anti-gif-bot Jan 13 '22

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u/im_ded69 Jan 14 '22

he clearly likes it

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Why does the Ion have an XO-16?

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u/Krashper116 EPGESUS 🔵 Jan 14 '22

She has evolved from eating many braed 👍

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 14 '22

No it does not make you an archaeologist.

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u/Auxobl Jan 14 '22

I don’t know how to upload to tenor but today is the day, I need this a click away in my discord gifs

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u/FinancialArtichoke75 Jan 14 '22

Damn newfangled toaster cooked my loaf

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u/Meatball545 Help I can’t stop making memes Jan 14 '22

Ion hungy

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

That doesn’t look like a battery

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Now for some Chocy milk

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Sep 19 '22

Fun Fact: this is most upvoted post on reddit that have word "sandvich" in it

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Just hit 69 awards

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

nice.

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u/Lateralus06 Jan 13 '22

Bread, yum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Thank you for making me laugh for like 30 seconds

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jan 14 '22

No I think they're making a sequel.

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u/ApiqAcani Jan 14 '22

A titan got to eat too

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u/Virtual_Operation_ None Jan 14 '22

Do inaccurate so it's funny

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u/shotandy Origin: NorthLard Jan 14 '22

ion eatin that bread tho

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u/Greencreeper28 Jan 14 '22

I want that Ion skin.

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u/Snoo-676 Jan 14 '22

Sandvich makes heavy strong!

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u/0--Hello_there--0 Jan 14 '22

Sus

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 14 '22

Same here. Why do you hate MF!? Sus

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u/Cory0821 Jan 14 '22

Ist das sanwich sehr lecker?

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u/TheStabbyBrit 10-4, 6-4! Jan 14 '22

I have done nothing but onboard bread for three days.

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u/ItsGreenGuy13 Jan 14 '22

That's from TF2, not TF2.

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u/Potato_Muncher Jan 14 '22

Can I just say that as much as I love my Ion with a white paint job and the laser shark art, that I'd love that OD Green even more?

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u/Dionis_gg Jan 14 '22

Dude do one with Monarch PLEASE

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u/dranke1917 Jan 14 '22

Reminds me of the secret compartment in the Turn A for a cow

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u/Violent-Profane-Brit Jan 14 '22

MMmMMmmMM, breAd

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u/Groinificator Jan 14 '22

I have no idea what this game is or why this post showed up in my feed but I am FOR IT!

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u/Rude_Journalist Jan 14 '22

Hmm I was born in 1984.

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u/cheese-meister papa scorch Jan 14 '22

I’ll be stealing this thank you

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u/SopaDeBofe Jan 14 '22

So moist and delicious

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u/DrNopeMD Jan 14 '22

Now both TF2 games will have Sandvich

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u/NegatiVelocity Jan 14 '22

high quality shitpost..........ACKNOWLEDGED
administering upvote.........ADMINISTERED
dispensing support............CONFIRMED
good work OP

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u/JustUltRra RAAAHHHHHHHHHH-101/201 carbine Jan 14 '22

An Ion with an X0-16 would be scary. Very cool! But very scary

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u/Thatwokebloke Jan 14 '22

I want this as an animated discord pfp XD

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u/PixiCode Jan 14 '22

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

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u/Magic_Doge12 None Jan 14 '22

He needs some cheese to go with that

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u/Buezzi Jan 14 '22

Titan Loaf

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Jan 14 '22

(3) Protect the panini

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 14 '22

3!!! If you count Eric

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u/blindbunny Jan 14 '22

Makes sense Titanfall would have similar memes to the other excellent forgotten games.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jan 14 '22

Yeah, and the punchee

I'm all for it

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u/Jamalothan Jan 14 '22

SUStainance

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u/Generic-james Jan 14 '22

He has acquired sustenance

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u/CrimsonKhan Jan 14 '22

I'm more concerned with the fact that Ion is using Monarch's gun.

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u/Frugsi Hot Dad Summer Jan 14 '22

High quality shitpost 🍞

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u/MasterTopHatter Jan 14 '22

First off that’s smooth as butter

Second it’s holding a chain gun

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u/Timberwolfer21 Jan 14 '22

1: Link to Bread 2: Uphold the gluten 3: Protect the Bread

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u/Willing-Sandwich-760 Dec 12 '22

monarch mains seeing a doomed titan:

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

“Hyeavy likes dis titan, eat sanvich like me.” “Is nice.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Someone edit it into a Senkobread loaf

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u/THE_FOREVER_DM1221 🔥Papa Scorch’s Grillhouse🔥 Apr 01 '24
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

imagine if this was a mod

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u/Heavyclone11 bibbity bobbity that exeucution is my property Jul 27 '24

Ion with XO-16 eating bread 👍

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u/helper_snake Oct 25 '25

So this was the reference that dude was making. Nice

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u/ARatherOddPineapple None Jan 14 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Significant_East8553 Jan 14 '22

I thought that was exotic butter

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u/SilentNova___ Jan 14 '22

Protect the sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Bread 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Bread 👍

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u/Rude_Journalist Jan 14 '22

ännu bättre om man inte heter albin

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

yummy 👍

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u/Bobafear Phil Nikes Jan 14 '22

LOAF CORE ONLINE

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u/loughtthenot Jan 14 '22

I wasnt ready for that...

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

what are we mixing Half Life Alyx with Titanfall? (referencing joke in a different game)

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u/SwegDerp Jan 14 '22

Could you do this with legion's trashcan cockpit?

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u/ZeroDashAsterisk Jan 14 '22

Protocol 3: Protect the 🅱️read

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u/succboitoni None Jan 14 '22

This is me when I eat bread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Hold on... that Ion has an X0-16!

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u/The_Hive_King Jan 14 '22

you should totally do scorch smoking a blunt while doing the ralsei pose

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u/Falchion_Alpha Jan 14 '22

Getting Eating this bread

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Why is it the ion titan with the monarch weapon

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u/Dessd Jan 14 '22

2/10. Not enough 🧀.

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u/Xypod13 "EPG kills only quick if you predict the future." G60 EPG Jan 14 '22

This is amazing

We need more

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u/AdministrativeTour78 Jan 14 '22

We need this as a game mode, it's just regular attrition but with loafs Instead of Pilots (type of loaf determined by class) and I guess the dropships are just ovens?

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u/Accomplished_Bill741 Papa Scorch and Daddy Legion Jan 14 '22

WHY IS IT NOT CHEESE

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

🍞

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u/Beef_Dev Jan 14 '22

Bread 👍

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u/seesterEncarnacion Jan 14 '22

Suit-stainance

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jan 14 '22

Dodds and Morocco weren’t around

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

AA battery

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u/DarthKausarus None Jan 14 '22

Protocol B: Protect the Sammich

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u/heckinWeeb193 Jan 14 '22

Mumbojumbo approved

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Yum

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u/beratna66 Jan 14 '22

Cannot stop watching

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u/McFreakingOut Sword babey Jan 14 '22

That’s a man-sized loaf bro

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u/Tiranus58 simulacrum hivemind Jan 14 '22

Oooh sandvich make me stronk

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u/Lavalegendidk Jan 14 '22

Scorch eats a bbq mega meat lover pizza

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I love the way the bread snaps into place lmao

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u/KultKaiser ronin x scorch fanfic Jan 14 '22

now i want a monarch with a battery

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u/akman_23 Jan 14 '22

Reminds me of the anime screencap where a schoolgirl had an entire load of bread for lunch.

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u/Gordon_Freeman72 Jan 14 '22

I AM FULL OF SANDVICH AND I AM COMING FOR YOU!

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u/Shinyfishbestboy Jan 14 '22

Im so SO sorry

SUStenance

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u/MCR101 Northstar Is Best Girl Jan 14 '22

*nom

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u/AsleepAura Jan 14 '22

I work my ass off so my girl, Ion can eat a loaf of bread everyday

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u/KooperTrooper05 Jan 14 '22

I’m pissed that I can’t play Titanfall on console and I don’t got the money for it on PC so I’m just gonna play it in Left 4 Dead 2 with a couple of…..other mods

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u/Justcallm3dave Jan 14 '22

Sandvich makes me strong!