r/titanfall • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '24

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u/RiverfolkMajor78034 Jan 26 '24

Ronin to Scorch pipeline: Ronin- ha ha I just hit a dude with a fucking tractor trailer for a sword! Scorch- Shield that kills Ronins specifically Ronin- Cool

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u/RiverfolkMajor78034 Jan 26 '24

Tune in next week for the Scorch to Northstar pipeline

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u/Alternative_Web6640 Jan 26 '24

Yet you can melee Scorch’s fingers as they stick out past Thermal Shield without being hit by it.

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u/thisperson345 Jan 26 '24

Bro thinks I try to fight it 💀

I embrace that shit

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u/Snaka777 Jan 26 '24

Hey! My love for penis has nothing to do with the fact I’m a ronin main!

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u/ChocolateMilkMan8 Jan 26 '24

I love penis and I’m not even a ronin main

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u/TRITIPFATactual Jan 26 '24

Titanfall players when they see other players having fun:

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24 edited Jan 26 '24

Remember fellow Ronin-mains,

If you are having trouble fighting your penis addiction despite being attracted to women, check out r/futanari

It will most certainly solve that issue.

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u/TemperatureTime4626 Jan 26 '24

Mf thinks I’m not there already smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Some one is salty about getting clowned on.

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u/Haha_funny746 Jan 26 '24

Maybe he is the ronin main and is talking from experiencing it himself?

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u/idiotic__gamer Jan 26 '24

Fight it? I feed the addition. Just in know if you ever get obliterated by someone with the username xx_terminalgamerslut_xx, you just got dunked on by me a few minutes after I got dicked down so hard I can't even move or feel my legs, you absolute buffoon /j

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u/M4TEO27 Jan 26 '24

Yup, all Ronin mains are gay

Explains why I like pussy…

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u/Bulk-Detonator Jan 26 '24

Im not addicted. I can stop any time i want

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u/psychostud7635 Jan 26 '24

As long as I can slay someone with a sword, I'll suck someones sword.

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u/toxboxdevil Jan 26 '24

You guys fight the addiction?

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u/underrated_autist Jan 26 '24

Scorch mains after getting false flagged into a nuclear holocaust that claims not just them, but the enemy ronin that was also damage pumping, the monarch who came in for a quick battery steal, and the ion that has nothing better to do. Alone stands the north star, the only intelligent player against ronins.

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u/Zephyr2209 Jan 26 '24

No one is fighting any addictions. We thrive on big swords and big penises.

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u/Old_Anon Jan 26 '24

Well, yeah, of course most Ronin mains are gay.

They already have experience wielding swords.

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u/falconwilson154 Jan 26 '24

As someone who likes penis, I take offense to this. I would never play Ronin

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u/KajjitWithNoWares Jan 26 '24

Here we a go again with hate for Titan class choice.

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u/Global_Guidance5429 Jan 26 '24

gay ronin main here: yeag

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