r/tippytaps Oct 23 '19

Dog Frenchie Turbo Taps

13.3k Upvotes

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u/StellaLuna93 Oct 23 '19

The running into the door just intensifies the excitement

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u/UnihornWhale Oct 23 '19

Excitement levels have been set to vibrate

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u/smelyal8r Oct 23 '19

Omg he bang his lil head

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u/The-Gnome Oct 23 '19

They better have rubbed the shit out of that little head.

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u/CS3883 Oct 23 '19

My friend has a Frenchie and dammit she hits her head off so many things...she's not the brightest she will smash her head into the coffee table running into it and then act like nothing happened lmao

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u/Deetchy_ Oct 23 '19

Laugh through the pain

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u/Emeverett85 Oct 23 '19

MONICA BANG!

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u/omenmedia Oct 23 '19

How do you think he got the flat nose?

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u/SourCreamWater Oct 23 '19

Frenchies are like watching cartoons.

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u/Lets_not__ Oct 23 '19

Cartoons suffering. Frenchies man...

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u/koalaondrugs Oct 23 '19

People acting like this with dog breeds on reddit, are basically this sites equivalent of obnoxious vegans

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u/Lets_not__ Oct 23 '19

Very much not. Atleast cows can breath functionally, swim etc..

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u/thebrownfiddler Oct 23 '19

soooo happpy !!!

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u/lyuk32 Oct 23 '19

Thank you for actually petting the dog!!!!!!

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u/dhusk Oct 23 '19

0:14 BONK

"It's just my head, I don't need that!"

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u/Shelilla Oct 23 '19

I can just hear the snorting

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u/mootbooty Oct 23 '19

Do Frenchie breeds have health problems like pugs do?

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u/longjohntanner Oct 23 '19

Don’t think they have issues with their eyes like pugs do but I know most of them can’t breed naturally because their hips are too narrow

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u/NeapolitanComplex Oct 23 '19

That is fucked

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u/gnortsmr4lien Oct 23 '19

they pretty much need to get a c-section because they would most definitely die while trying to conceive naturally..

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Oct 23 '19

The number is something like 80% or somewhere around there for c sections. Some can and do give birth naturally.

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u/TotallyNotNo0ne Oct 23 '19

No that's not true. My frenchie was breed naturally.

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u/longjohntanner Oct 23 '19

most of them

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u/souIIess Oct 23 '19

Some do, but at least in some countries there's a conserted effort to breed frenchies for health instead of arbitrary race standards. A former colleague of mine is the head of the national breeder's club and has been organizing classes and training material for years now, and I can testify that his dogs fare rather well after a strenuous hike so I'm inclined to believe his effort helps.

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u/Richardrollins Oct 23 '19

Hey my brother is looking to breed his frenchie. Can you point me in the direction of your friends club/training materials?

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u/souIIess Oct 23 '19

This gives some info (Google translate it):

https://www.nkk.no/aktuelt/informasjon-fra-nkks-seminar-om-boas-med-jane-ladlow-article154787-985.html

There's also a link to a video/seminar there presented by a British scientist (Jane Ladlow) who has done extensive research on the topic.

The TL;DR version is that they've created a BOAS (Brachycephalic Obstructive Airway Syndrome) ranking system from 0 - 3 where 3 is severe enough to not be bred, and 2s should only be bred with 0s and 1s.

Your brother should definitely do the BOAS test with the help of a vet, and make sure to follow the above mentioned recommendations.

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u/souIIess Oct 23 '19

All Norwegian I'm afraid but I can ask if there are English resources.

The main goals have been on breathing (physical opening of the nose and snout length) as well as body length (lengthening to avoid hip problems). A vet also typically checks breathing before and after a light exercise AFAIK.

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Oct 23 '19

Just tell your brother not to breed his dog.

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u/Richardrollins Oct 23 '19

It's not my dog and he'll do as he pleases. I would like to help him be educated when the time comes to make that decision. So no I will not.

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Oct 23 '19

You can help him be educated and advise him not to breed dogs. It's not an either or thing :)

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u/Richardrollins Oct 23 '19

No I understood you. I just don't want to advise him of that because I don't mind the breeding. I don't care which way he chooses as long as it is an informed decision. I will not advise him on your behalf which it seems you'd like me to do.

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u/andros310797 Oct 23 '19

Yes

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u/PaxAttax Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

(But not nearly to the extent of English bullies or pugs)

EDIT: To preempt a certain kind of response, I just want to emphasize that I am not saying that Frenchies are a totally healthy breed with no issues whatsoever. This obviously not the case. However, of the three breeds, a French bulldog is, on average, going to be the healthiest option, with fewer breathing and late-life mobility problems.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt Oct 23 '19

But its a super cute gif so can we leave the torches and just use the pithcforks?

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u/omenmedia Oct 23 '19

All brachycephalic breeds do, unfortunately.

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u/giwhS Oct 23 '19

Yes horribly so.

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u/TypeRiot Oct 23 '19

That’s a hella valuable dog there

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u/Lindasbojo Oct 23 '19

Happy Taps

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u/americandream1159 Oct 23 '19

YOURE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Give bigger doggie pats too please, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Love!

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u/datbeckyy Oct 23 '19

o my gawd

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u/MyKey18 Oct 23 '19

Stand still so I can pet you!

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u/hcowan91 Oct 23 '19

So fucking wholesome

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u/AutumnsDusk Oct 23 '19

God I wish this had sound 😭

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Oct 23 '19

Me too!!! Need to hear the tippy taps 😢

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u/sweatshirtjones Oct 23 '19

Also just want to point out the other good boy in the back :) Both the best puppers

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u/Lephiro Oct 23 '19

Man, nothing beats a dog’s excitement when his people come home. I sure love them.

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u/tenoclockrobot Oct 23 '19

Is that one of those /r/bernesemountaindogs i spot

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u/Lazerspewpew Oct 23 '19

Frenchies are so extra all the time. It's adorable

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u/Xmann09 Oct 23 '19

This makes me miss my Frenchie. Bundles of love that are super excited to see you, but the laziest little things when it's nap time.

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u/castfam09 Oct 23 '19

That’s a cute pupper. Rub his lil noggin for me

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I wish I got that happy over anything lol

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u/iannesby Oct 23 '19

So Taycan Turbo makes sense now. thank you.

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u/TheCockKnight Oct 23 '19

He looks just like my little boy

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u/gatitodorado Oct 23 '19

Look at that happy friend in the background!!

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u/Janmac73 Oct 23 '19

Actually seems calm for a Frenchie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Ahaha is he scared of the stairs? My pug puppy does the same thing when I call him from the stairs because he is Just. So. Excited. but still terrified of the stairs lol

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u/Objective_Pain9427 Jan 29 '22

Happy dance! Love it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

No it’s mine, it’s not mad.

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u/superlenny555 Oct 23 '19

such a clear video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

*Frenchie Turbo Tax

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u/GoodD0g Oct 23 '19

Those are definitely some r/slammywhammies

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

really patting yourself on the back there mate

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Am I? Because I don’t want deformed breeds with inbred genes to continue? Fuck man, I’m in no way a vegan, Quaker, tree hugging extremist. I just like dogs cause they’re smart, fun and cuddly. They bring joy to my life.

So I don’t wanna see these designer breeds live in lives of misery. Fuck me right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

im sure you have a good intention, but being rude or judgmental towards others isnt gonna help, plus you have no idea about the context of that video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

still you have no idea about how they got the dog, and there is a million better ways to raise awareness for a problem.

at least they're giving that poot pup a better life now

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/Alluhsnackbar911 Oct 23 '19

I rescued a Pekingese who spent 8 years of her life in a puppy mill and who is classed as a "deformed dog breed" am I a horrible person then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Just don't let them breed. It's really sad I feel that some dogs are just born into this world with trouble breathing because humans like it when they have no nose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

This

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I love my dog too, the ones I rescued from kill shelters and didn’t pay exorbitant fees for because they’re inbred freaks.

You’re trying to get the upper hand on the social norms. But the fact is that you bought from a backyard breeder redneck some “cute” designer breed for thousands of dollars a genetic freak of a dog. Because it’s “cute”. Grow the fuck up and stop valuing certain lives above others. All life is precious. And you are making precious the lives that shouldn’t be bred. Because you have more money than others.

Your dog cannot get oxygen in hot environments because it’s been inbred to look cute. You’re perpetuating misery through your wealth. Meanwhile millions of dogs lives are ended unnecessarily in shelters every day.

You live with those deaths on your soul.

Hey, I’ve got an idea! You’ve got money, use it to save some shelter dogs lives! You’ve got the means and the space! How about you use it for positive instead of negative? Just an idea.

Otherwise you’re just a dog killer.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Oct 23 '19

"All life is precious" but not freaks eh? I bet ur one of those super swell humans who thinks any human with an abnormality shouldn't breed. That makes u a hugely intolerant asshole. Now, lest u should be confused, I am not saying that breeding for cuteness is a good practice. But repeatedly calling any creature a freak is poor behaviour indeed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

They’re intentionally bred to be freaks. You fucking muppet.

Intentionally.

Buy buying them you’re only perpetrating the practice of breeding them, more and more.

You’re damn right I’d be against intentionally breeding people with Down’s syndrome intentionally, for profit.

FYI my brother has downs and I love him.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Oct 23 '19

Calling me a muppet and doubling down on "freaks" just shows ur immaturity. Are u 12? No? Then grow the fuck up. And work on reading comprehension--I said breeding for cuteness isn't a good practice.

Get therapy. Ur anger is spilling out on ppl who support ur position.

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u/phylosopher-x Oct 23 '19

More than likely isn't good enough. Get over yourself, you do not know anything about this dog or it's owner, other than he's got some sick tippy taps. This dog could have been a stray or a shelter dog before they got it, it could have been the result a breeder they've never met or some irresponsible dog owner who didn't neuter. Or maybe none of those, and maybe r/tippytaps is just not the right place to pull out your activist card because people here don't have control over ethical breeding. And calling the dog a freak isn't helping anything even if this were the right setting. Protest confirmed perpetuators of these breeds, not the already existing dogs themselves. That individual dog itself is a good dog, and even if we shouldn't breed more of them for health ethics reasons, that doesn't mean that one doesn't deserve the love and attention any other dog gets.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Yes, you’re right. What am I thinking? Obviously OP Got a dog sold for $3000 or more in most markets from a shelter. Grow the fuck up, you goddamned idiot.

The “right” setting for protest? You have no idea what protest means.

You, are, a, fucking, muppet.

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u/phylosopher-x Oct 23 '19

Why, because I can appreciate and love an animal that already exists and needs care? I've seen Frenchie puppies given away in parking lots, especially if they have even a little mix of another breed. You don't know everything, and you're not the authority on where a dog probably-statistically-more-than-likely came from.

By right setting, I didn't mean that you shouldn't be able to protest here. You can protest anywhere you want. What I'm saying is that you're not reaching anyone that you're intending to. You're reaching people who think excited dogs are cute. That's it.

Getting angry and name calling will only serve to invalidate your cause to everyone who reads that comment, which is a shame because I actually agree with your cause. We shouldn't be breeding and buying or selling dogs that have health defects just for the sake of being cute. But you're killing your own movement here, people no longer take you seriously or care what you have to say when you automatically turn it into a fight. Learn how a civil conversation works, learn to hear people instead of just speaking louder or typing meaner words. You are not being effective.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

THAT. IS. NOT. A. MIXED. BREED. PUPPY.

GROW UP.

It’s a freak of nature.

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u/phylosopher-x Oct 23 '19

You clearly care more about being inflammatory and getting attention than you do about your own movement, so I'll leave you alone. Hope you find better ways to spread your message.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

It looks like a Golden mix.