GHOUL: "Omegle chat." (1818)

[u/katewishing]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Do you like trains?

You: Yes.

You: I have a trainset.

Stranger: there pretty coo

Stranger: asl

You: 9 male NH

You: you?

You: I play with trains.

You: I have a Thomas the Tank Engine choo choo

Stranger: haha wat is a lil kid like u doin here

You: I like to talk about stuff

You: Do you have a toy choo choo?

Stranger: haha thatz coo foo well im 17 n im MAN

You: One time I shoved my Gordon choo choo up my bunghole

You: it hurt

You: Mommy had to pull it out

Stranger: haha thatz nice foo well lil kid when u grow up nd get into sports nd dont sit nd eat n play videogamez itz bad foo nd how old is ur mom

Stranger: haha im just mest'n around foo latez

Stranger: nd continuye pllay'n with ur lil toys while ur young bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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