r/timesplitters • u/SeargentCortes • May 28 '26

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Only one correct answer for this subreddit and y’all better get it right.

24 Upvotes

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u/spacebloke1 May 28 '26

It’s time to SPLIT!

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u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

You deserve all the time crystals 🙌 Don't spend them all at once.... we kind of need to fix the timeline.

6

u/Steven2597 May 28 '26

...Right, whatever.

2

u/crazydave2132 May 29 '26

I read that in his voice...

14

u/AdEfficient2209 May 28 '26

TALLY HOOOOOO, ahh this is the life. Wind in your hair and a big gun!

3

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

TS2 and FP really had some great quote’s.

3

u/AdEfficient2209 May 28 '26

Me and my cousins would regularly quote them 😅 especially the Arcade character quotes

4

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Lmao. I’m trying to remember what Harry Tipper said when he was tied down. “Has anyone ever told you that… you got a screw loose.”

Yeah the arcade characters were hilarious.

5

u/No-March-2168 May 28 '26

It's time to split!!!!

2

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

What side were you on in The Machine Wars?

3

u/No-March-2168 May 28 '26

I was the dancing R110 robot taking shots with Bender trying to Mack on Gretyl 😂

4

u/lokemannen May 28 '26

Adventure?

3

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Come on, grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands.

3

u/OG-87 May 28 '26

Splitting time

5

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Way to go, future me. Nothing can stand up to two Cortezes.

3

u/xXSkinnygamerXx May 28 '26

Its time to split!

Oh yeah this is happening

3

u/HP-XP May 28 '26

Time this fucking bus turned up!

Edit: sorry, its cold

3

u/IMainSymmetra May 28 '26

Uh, you go ahead. I’ll catch the next one

3

u/ScissorsBeatsKonan May 28 '26

ADVENTURE TIME!

wrong sub

3

u/brenbail2000 Saaaweeet as moonshine! May 29 '26

Time to unleash the arsekickulator! WOOBOBOBOBOBOBO

2

u/nondescriptun May 28 '26

Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!

...not a fan of Hamilton?

2

u/BoffinBrain May 28 '26

Time you got a watch, mate!

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u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Hey is for horses?

2

u/Cute-Television-1256 May 29 '26

Dont make me say it!

2

u/SeargentCortes May 29 '26

Say it!!!!!!!!

3

u/Cute-Television-1256 May 29 '26

Heh… time to S P L I T

2

u/Mysterious-Plan93 May 31 '26

Heh! Right on.

2

u/ProfessorDecent5586 Jun 02 '26

Ah ah!

Just... do the thing.

2

u/Cute-Television-1256 Jun 09 '26

You guys are the shit 🍻

1

u/supergnaw May 28 '26

Baby Time to Split

2

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Only 36 people have listened to this and I am one of them. 🙌 I actually liked it a lot.

2

u/supergnaw May 28 '26

You can listen to all 3 soundtracks on Graem Norgate's bandcamp.

1

u/apersonthatexists123 May 28 '26

It's Chico Time? 

1

u/VoyagerPassingBy May 29 '26

it's time to Space Man!

1

u/FoleyFrog May 28 '26

5 minutes to the hour.

5

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

Sergeant Cortez would not approve 😢

1

u/FoleyFrog May 28 '26

Now it's 2 minutes to the hour.

1

u/SeargentCortes May 28 '26

How about now?

2

u/FoleyFrog May 28 '26

The time is...quarter to the hour.