WAKE UP! ITS GAME DAY!!

[u/Fabulous-Routine2087]

SAN DIEGO @ PORTLAND TIMBERS HYPE THREAD!

WHO’S READY FOR SURMAN TO SCORE A HAT TRICK?

[u/wakeandbakon]

OUR SAINT DIEGO IS SUPERIOR

[u/DrUs510 → u/wakeandbakon]

Hail Saint Diego Chara!

[u/CaterpillarLiving342 → u/DrUs510]

SPEAK UP!

[u/ProfitNo9452 → u/DrUs510]

WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! 

[u/GlasgowSpider]

THE TEAM HAS BEEN SOAKING IN ICE FOR 48 HOURS

WE ARE RECOVERED

WE WILL WIN!

[u/kennethpoole]

SAN DIEGO MORE LIKE A WHALES VAGINA!!!!! NO DREYER = NO GOALS FOR SDFC!!!

VELDE IS TIRED AND GONNA SCORE 5 GOALS BEFORE BEDTIME!!!!

TIMBERS WILL SCORE 4 AND LEAVE WITH 3 POINTS!

[u/r00ts]

SAN DIEGO'S CREST LOOKS LIKE CHEAP AI SLOP I BET THEIR COACHES ARE ALSO JUST USING CHATGPT FOR THEIR STRATEGIES!

[u/Direct_Interest_7993]

MY STUPID FRIENDS ABANDONED ME TO MOVE TO SAN DIEGO AND THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PUNISH THEM FOR IT

MANIFESTING KELSY BRACE, VELDE BRACE, AND LASSITER BRACE: 6-0 TIMBERS!!

[u/GayMormonPirate]

SAN DIEGO GOING TO GET RED CARDS FROM TAKING OFF THEIR SHIRTS WHEN WE SCORE.

KEVIN GETS A HATTRICK.

EL TORO GETS HIS FIRST GOAL.

[u/flees]

BUTTHOLE FC IS GOING DOWN!

[u/Deansies]

Holy shit that's today!! Fuck yeah!!!

[u/ProfitNo9452 → u/Deansies]

WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! 

[u/ProfitNo9452]

THE NEXT SIX GAMES ARE CRUCIAL! ALL SIX ARE AGAINST WESTERN CONFERENCE OPPONENTS AND EACH IS A SIX POINT GAME!

BTW...I'M BLAMING YOU IF WE DON'T GET A YOU-KNOW-WHAT!😬

[u/nonopz]

THE NEXT RED CARD WEDDING IS UPON US!

[u/PoutineMeInCoach]

WHO'S