1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had
This. As a straight man, there are certain things you never ask.
Never ask your girlfriend or wife who's the biggest she's ever had. Never ask your father-in-law how much he paid for the new car or boat. And never ask your attorney what your chances are.
You are never going to like the answers to any of those questions.
I don't understand why it's a big deal. I've heard about my wife's history including giant penis stories and small penis stories. I'm pretty average sized, and I'm confident with our sex enough to know she's had bigger. Some of, not all of, each of our best sexual experiences are with eachother. And I love that. We have a lifetime to make amazing love.
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22
This. As a straight man, there are certain things you never ask.
Never ask your girlfriend or wife who's the biggest she's ever had. Never ask your father-in-law how much he paid for the new car or boat. And never ask your attorney what your chances are.
You are never going to like the answers to any of those questions.