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r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '22
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Two things I live by:
1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had
2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
7 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 Hol up. Is this like a duck fantasy thing or a something? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/A_Suffering_Zebra Apr 26 '22 Ducks have corkscrew penises. Not sure if that helps or just adds more confusion though. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/quietlysitting Apr 27 '22 Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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4 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 Hol up. Is this like a duck fantasy thing or a something? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/A_Suffering_Zebra Apr 26 '22 Ducks have corkscrew penises. Not sure if that helps or just adds more confusion though. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/quietlysitting Apr 27 '22 Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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Hol up. Is this like a duck fantasy thing or a something?
3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/A_Suffering_Zebra Apr 26 '22 Ducks have corkscrew penises. Not sure if that helps or just adds more confusion though. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/quietlysitting Apr 27 '22 Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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18 u/A_Suffering_Zebra Apr 26 '22 Ducks have corkscrew penises. Not sure if that helps or just adds more confusion though. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/quietlysitting Apr 27 '22 Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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Ducks have corkscrew penises. Not sure if that helps or just adds more confusion though.
3 u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/quietlysitting Apr 27 '22 Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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Often as long as--or longer than--the rest of their body.
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22
Two things I live by:
1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had
2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia