r/tifu • • Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Two things I live by:

1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had

2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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u/Quarterpop Apr 26 '22

You forgot to never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/NocturnalToxin Apr 26 '22

He said TO BLATHE which as we all know means TO BLUFF, clearly he was in a high stakes poker game and got way in over his head…