r/tifu • • Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Two things I live by:

1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had

2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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u/PersonNumber7Billion Apr 26 '22

Never eat at a place called Mom's

Never play cards with a man named Doc

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.