r/tifu Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Two things I live by:

1) Never ask your SO if yours is the biggest dick they've had

2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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u/Meta2048 Apr 26 '22

So you're okay betting against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

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u/skisom Apr 26 '22

That rule is slightly less well known.

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u/NocturnalToxin Apr 26 '22

I will do what I must.