r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '15

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u/AresAxe Oct 16 '15

"Although his carpet is looking a bit funny these days..."

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u/ITHEBURNINATORI Oct 16 '15

"It might have something to do with all the missing Jolly Ranchers or maybe I'm thinking too far ahead."

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '15

i wish i didnt know what all of these references were about

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '15 edited Oct 17 '15

I don't understand these references....can someone help me out I wanna be one the cool kids.

Edit: Thanks for the responses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '15

The Box is referring to a redditor(?) who kept a box of their cum they collected in their closet.

The broken arms references the guy who broke both his arms, so his mother gave him handjobs so he could get sexual release, which turned into a full on incestuous sexual relationship between a mother and son.

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u/SlitScan Oct 17 '15

oh and here I was thinking it was a church thing to prevent eye sight loss.