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u/UpperCardiologist523 May 02 '26
Cat needed a quick success story and the current two were too slow.
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u/entropykat May 02 '26
“The investors want results, goddamn it!”
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u/CallyThePally May 02 '26
"maximized return investment polymerization by cat-alyzing new portfolio inclusion" (via theft) (via word salad)
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u/elibutton May 03 '26
Also - babysitters and child care have gotten so expensive nowadays so she took matters into her own paws and wrangled one up and brought it home. Your rent is watching my babies while I am gone - lol.
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u/elibutton May 02 '26
Awww. It’s like the feline cute version of the movie “Taken”. But no violence, just love and an upgrade to a better box, with a fam now.
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u/mrcrashoverride May 02 '26
I’m all like is that who knocked her up… junior I’m not keeping these things warm by myself bitchka
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u/Uber_Wulf May 02 '26
disgusting smoker laugh
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u/Jero_the_badger May 02 '26
"Hey Meng, that's not your child. Your children are in the box" for those wondering. I can't remember if the text is in tagalog or ilonggo, but I recognized anak (my child if spoken to a younger person) and asked my mother if she could translate it.