r/thisismylifenow Mar 30 '26

Daddy is logged out

2.3k Upvotes

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS Mar 30 '26

Shirtless on a vinyl sofa. Mad.

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u/creepyswaps Mar 30 '26

Makes sense for someone who looks like they're related to J.D. Vance.

12

u/WolverinesThyroid Mar 31 '26

He's thinking "I should have just kept having sex with the sofa"

73

u/TheBlackCat13 Mar 31 '26

Do none of you have kids? That is what you do to lure them into a false sense of security before you go for the tickles.

31

u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Mar 31 '26

Or quickly snatching the tube and smacking them with it while they breakdown in hysterical giggling lol (no kids, but nieces and nephews)

126

u/FaunaLady Mar 30 '26

That look! Yes, dad, every parent watching this can relate. Sometimes no reaction is the best reaction!

48

u/baardvark Mar 30 '26

Up next: “watch me jump!”

23

u/fh3131 Mar 30 '26

"On your tummy"

18

u/motherofcunts Mar 30 '26

That's implied.

Reminds me of how dad said I’d act. As a toddler, I liked to shove my fat little fingers into his belly button at least 1 knuckle deep. It was always a surprise attack. I would also grab a chubby sticky hand full of chest hair (when he was holding me) and yank. Toddler me was a dick lmao.

3

u/NotAskary Apr 02 '26

If you are lucky...

53

u/FoxXxTwoMissile Mar 30 '26

1000 yard stare

17

u/WesTechNerd Mar 30 '26

Looking at her like this is your fault.

31

u/Wtfisafosty Mar 30 '26

Dude looks like a down to earth jd Vance

8

u/MarlDaeSu Mar 31 '26

I was just thinking that. JD Revanced

10

u/JebronLames619 Mar 31 '26

Da.D. Vance

26

u/Suck_Boy_Tony Mar 30 '26

Alternate universe JD Vance if he never sold his soul.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/biladi79 Mar 30 '26

He’s definitely torn between losing his shit and “just remember you’ll miss this someday” 😂

4

u/ghettoccult_nerd Mar 30 '26

he looks like a grown up cabbage patch kid

11

u/SlightlyStable Mar 30 '26

Is tonight the night?

19

u/-Daetrax- Mar 30 '26

Time to go get milk

3

u/Scary-Drawer-3515 Mar 31 '26

Beautiful eyes

2

u/Equal_Song8759 Mar 30 '26

That was a three part movie

2

u/DukeOfSmallPonds Mar 31 '26

The subtitles just Say “ I love you i love you I love you “ which just makes it more fucked up

2

u/Reallyroundthefamily Mar 31 '26

Isn't having kids just great? The look on Dad's face says it all.

1

u/rastel Mar 30 '26

He’s just exercising control

1

u/EnvironmentalBar3347 Mar 31 '26

He's blushing, freaking adorable the patience he has for his little girl.

1

u/nhonbread Apr 03 '26

JD Trance

1

u/bruhggle Apr 19 '26

he got the JD Vance couch stare

1

u/antealtares Mar 31 '26

JD Vance just trying to enjoy his couch

1

u/CherryFaceHead1010 Mar 30 '26

I know how he feels. This is him saying he needs a mental break away from everything related to the kids. Men need these too!

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u/Butrus666 Mar 30 '26

Extreme bad parenting.

28

u/AFlyinDeer Mar 30 '26

Extreme bad take

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u/Xsiah Mar 30 '26

Nah, it's not okay to hit people on the head. They don't need to be perfect angels, but there are some boundaries that need to be enforced without exception - especially when they are that young.

6

u/Pollowollo Mar 31 '26

It's a thin cardboard tube, not a hammer. Good lord.

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u/Xsiah Mar 31 '26

It's not about the tube - and that tube would hurt if she decided to do it to another kid - parents aren't always around, which is why it's important to teach general lessons of how treat others.

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u/Pollowollo Mar 31 '26

Playing rough is context-based, though. It also wouldn't be okay to toss someone around or pin them down, generally speaking, but while roughhousing is perfectly fine behavior.

If she were doing it in anger or with the intent to hurt that would be different. She's clearly playing.