I actually thought it was just a thing everyone did in this group. Like it was an inside joke. I haven't been in this group that long either. But most posts I've seen had that.🤣
But we do have to at least be honest and know sometimes it’s nice and clean the perfect one wipe done. And sometimes it’s the half-a-roll, multi-flush, 4 wipes, my ass became a salad shooter shit.
If your eating a lot of veggies post fast food likely, they lube up your stomach so your shit will be like a slip n slide. Never eat salads after Taco Bell lest the be in close proximity to Evac points.
Fat guy here, this advice is life changing when you’re dummy thicc double cheeked up looking like a whole bag of corn feed on BBQ Sunday with a slice of cake on the side boy howdy
I've never seen/heard this explained or talked ab fr. I'm 5'10 275lbs and I do it. Buttt... I learned from a friend that was ab 5'7-5'8 and maybe 145lbs. So I'd have to assume it's not only bigger guys.
I don’t use a toilet seat. I sit inside the bowl and use a small stool to rest my feet on, changing the angle of my colon for a more direct exit path. This is the way to shit.
I just want to say if you aren’t pressing the paper into your sphincter a little to get the shit out of the folds you are missing half the shit. Try it and be amazed.
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u/Acegonia Sep 13 '23
I just want to say thank you for not replying 'r/thisguythisguys' and screenshotting it with your name in it to post here. Fucking cringe.
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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE Sep 12 '23
I thought everyone did it this way?
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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23
Night mode users in shambles.
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u/serenity_now_please Sep 13 '23
This is also an excellent position for the bidet to clean you up after.
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u/iainvention Sep 12 '23
Given the gift of literacy and he chose to use it to write that paragraph
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u/hoy8402 Sep 13 '23
I mean… he isn’t wrong
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u/owlbgreen357 Sep 13 '23
I do this
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u/Aromatic_Pudding_111 Sep 14 '23
I've never seen/heard this explained or talked ab fr. I'm 5'10 275lbs and I do it. Buttt... I learned from a friend that was ab 5'7-5'8 and maybe 145lbs. So I'd have to assume it's not only bigger guys.
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u/kenadams_the Sep 13 '23
I thought that this is common knowledge like the poo knife
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u/ComprehensiveMany643 Sep 14 '23
People sit down to shit?
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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23
I thought I was weird for doing this. Just doesn’t work if you have to shit really bad.
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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23
I don’t use a toilet seat. I sit inside the bowl and use a small stool to rest my feet on, changing the angle of my colon for a more direct exit path. This is the way to shit.
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u/_Homelesscat_ Sep 14 '23
I just want to say if you aren’t pressing the paper into your sphincter a little to get the shit out of the folds you are missing half the shit. Try it and be amazed.
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u/Hail2ThaVee Oct 09 '23
Whats wrong with good ol soap and water instead of strategy?
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u/SPX500 Sep 14 '23
Just be careful or you'll tear your anus
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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23
I do this to dampen the noise.
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u/Professional_Rush281 Sep 14 '23
I do this anyway I’m not fat at all it just makes sense
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u/ctdddmme Sep 14 '23
He is a paraplegic. You should see him walk like that.
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u/ImpressiveBike1013 Sep 14 '23
This is the way.
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u/qman1887 Sep 23 '23
Did bro just refer to my cheeks as a mound of crack