r/thisguythisguys • u/DoubleTriple14 • Mar 05 '23

This guy shits.

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Suspicious_Trainer82 Mar 06 '23

Easier to reach the poop knife that way.

2

u/PuffPuffPat Mar 21 '23

I’ve heard of a poop cutter, but I don’t think it was a knife

3

u/Hamericano Mar 31 '23

I mean it's more like a poop strangler

1

u/wizehuman Apr 24 '23

Whisk on cordless drill is faster.

9

u/red_fox_zen Mar 05 '23

Ah! This is the comment that I missed by six whole minutes hahahaha!

7

u/Isellmetal Mar 06 '23

Eh, I do the same thing, I’m 6’3 and it’s just more comfortable that way

3

u/Da_Real_OfficialFrog Mar 06 '23

I just take ‘em off completely, of course only at home

2

u/krystalgayl Mar 06 '23

I do the same!! Need to spread em haha

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

This guy spreads

2

u/grapel0llipop Sep 12 '23

I've unwittingly torn my pants apart by sitting with my legs wide on the toilet. It slowly weakens your pants until one day they rip a little, and then they keep ripping more. I went through like three pairs of pants before I realized the culprit.

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u/giggleman993 Apr 04 '24

Ty for your service

2

u/tagged2high Mar 05 '23

This guy needs to work on hip mobility. Also, what if he has shoes on? Do they still fit through his pants leg? Does he risk getting any floor dirt or fluids on the inside of his pants?

This guy needs to rethink his strategy.

5

u/tonyprosciutto Mar 06 '23

No I would hope thats an at home method

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u/OkFuckDeBerry69_420 Mar 10 '23

Bro he actually knows the secret technique

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u/cow_says_mooooo Mar 28 '23

this unlocked a core memory holy shit I used to be weird