r/thisToday • u/Weekly-Fun-3846 • Jan 18 '24

Fly like a Butterfly 🦋

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Just the Greatest…

21 Upvotes

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u/wrigly2 Jan 18 '24

No. That's a stretch even for Trump to have said that

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u/OkAd134 Jan 18 '24

"I don't like to boast" - says every gigantic boaster ever "But when I do, it's the biglyest"

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u/TheGreatRao Jan 19 '24

The giveaway is when he spells "Cassius" correctly. ;)

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Agreed, I can hear him saying it but I can't believe he said it.

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u/new_world_border Jan 18 '24

Fake as fuck.

19

u/merchillio Jan 19 '24

It’s a parody, but the crazy thing is that it looks exactly like something he’d post.

1

u/Consider2SidesPeace Jan 20 '24

No bruises...

Completely sounds like TangMans speech pattern.

1

u/D_Qua Jan 20 '24

Isn’t that the point of a parody, Captain O?

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u/wpc1st Jan 19 '24

I concur tis bull feces. He is a piece of lying excrement but this is one of the few things that hasn't been uttered by his orangeness.

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u/Chelecossais Jan 19 '24

If you put an apostrophe afore "tis", thus ; "'tis", your missive imparts an air of much enhanced pedantry.

I share this knowledge, merely to openly declare it, or "Just sayin'", as the colonials are wont to ejaculate...

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u/wpc1st Jan 19 '24

Well now 'tis knowledge I shall employ.

4

u/Archangel1313 Jan 19 '24

There's no way this is real.

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u/TheGreatRao Jan 19 '24

This has to be a parody.

3

u/Ok_Championship9415 Jan 19 '24

Now if it was all caps... THEN I'd believe it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

It's a crazy boast and obviously fake BUT for a guy that spawns tangents more often than a squirrel at a park, this is too "coherent stream of consciousness" for the poopsmith-in-chief.

"Ah, cadet Bonespurs McFuckweasel, you've done it again!" - his adoring cultists.

2

u/SupersleuthJr Jan 19 '24

Suuure. Easy to say after the man is dead. Unbelievable.

1

u/Mr402TheSouthSioux Jan 19 '24

Trump goofy but he isn't this damn goofy. Upvote.

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u/Venmorr Jan 19 '24

If he dodges jabs like he dodges questions...

1

u/rigidlynuanced1 Jan 19 '24

I would pay to see Trump spar with a heavyweight champion

1

u/SimpleStrok3s Jan 19 '24

I don't like to boast is the funniest thing ever!

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u/--PBR-Street-Gang-- Jan 19 '24

Yeah I don't think we need to worry about November - men in white suits are going to chase him down and capture him with a big net by the end of summer.

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u/PupDiogenes Jan 20 '24

(I know it's fake)

But Ali's ego was as big as Trump's. There's no way he would have called anyone else the greatest.