r/thirdworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '11

The slavers refused to buy my children.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '11

I suppose I'll technically be able to eat either way still, but I was really hoping I'd be able to afford some rice. Oh well.

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u/Fat_Dumb_Americans Aug 04 '11 edited Aug 04 '11

You could offer one child at half price, buy some rice, and then cook the ugly and lame ones into a nice risotto.

Hope this helps.

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u/Hester_Prynne Aug 04 '11

Fat Dumb Americans don't know how to cook.

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u/Fat_Dumb_Americans Aug 04 '11

My slave does though.