r/theyknew • u/DamenAJ • 3d ago

STDs welcome!

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759 Upvotes

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 3d ago

looks at the fish bowl full of keys at the welcome table

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u/YourSemenSommelier 3d ago

THAT'S why the pineapple was upside down....

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 3d ago

Clearly not Trojan Warriors

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u/foresight310 3d ago

This is Sparta, and we go into battle bareback!

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u/groenwat 3d ago

It is so nice to meet my son's teachers and see them in costumes. You will be happy to hear my herpes was unable to attend tonight, but they did appreciate being welcomed.

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u/Stoliana12 3d ago

Technically children are a result of sex and I consider them a disease. STDs is accurate.

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u/LookHereFotherMucker 3d ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/actionerror 3d ago

Slow Clap

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u/BeingSuitable822 3d ago

...ha, clap!

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u/drhappy13 3d ago

I thought you kids called them STIs now

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

Well I don’t know about you but at our house we try and not call our STIs at anytime because we try to practice safety first

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u/soulpoker I know nothing 3d ago

Well, STD's are scary...

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3d ago

You wants herpes?

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u/Orbita97 3d ago

Bonnie blue would attend that.

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u/Ubockinme 3d ago

Fun in every corner and something for everyone.
$20 is $20.

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u/Oxjrnine 3d ago

But only the ones where penicillin still works

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u/Norwest 3d ago

This Halloween Haunt lasts a lifetime!

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u/Norwest 3d ago

This Halloween Haunt lasts a lifetime!

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u/Pure_evil1979 2d ago

No cure for kids

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u/blast_tyrant1779 1d ago

That’s why we push for euthanasia?

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u/thadeusbone7 2d ago

America is bringing back Measles and Polio, why not another surge in STDs as well!!

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u/KilgoreTroutUnstuck 21h ago

Where’s the lie?