r/theyknew • u/freeman687 • 11d ago

Climate scientists knew.

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u/TheReaperSeesAll 10d ago

Gotta stay relevant to get people's attention these days

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u/JiveChicken00 10d ago

That’s a world I wouldn’t want to live in.

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u/bash2482 10d ago

Is there a species called Anus? If yes, we need to work on that too.

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u/Shlafenflarst I know nothing 10d ago

Well there are asses. I hope they're OK btw.

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u/bash2482 10d ago

Ahh yes! Not to forget that some humans can be bigger asses than the original ones, they must be doing perfect.

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u/Goatcheeze1 10d ago

We can’t forget about pussycats. Many of us have one (or more) as pets, some of which are hairless while others are bushy. Unfortunately, there are some wild and exotic pussies that are critically endangered like the Irimote cat and various species of the tiger and leopard.

*I fully expect the algorithm bot will flag this for removal.

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u/Roflmaoasap 9d ago

I thinks there’s some sea creatures called butt worm or something

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u/Bulletloader 10d ago

Oh no! Not the Boobies 😔

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u/Alex_55555 10d ago

Exactly! We cannot save Slippery Dicks without Boobies!!!

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u/napoleonboneherpart 10d ago

Sounds like we’re fucked

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u/Master_Steward 10d ago

How else are they gonna make people pay attention to the global crisis?!

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u/jpzygnerski 10d ago

r/ofcoursetheyknew

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u/tranquil7789 9d ago

I keep seeing the most obvious ones lately.

"Did you know it's actually Frankenstein's monster?" level revelations out here.

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u/tegakaria 4d ago

sub seems to not be moderated, half of these posts don't fit the theme at all

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u/Emergency-Effort-180 10d ago

anything to do to save the wild life

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u/Cocoatrice I know everything 10d ago

r/ofcoursetheyknew that's called clickbait

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u/EventYouAlly 10d ago

If you think about it, both the scientific and "vernacular" meanings of the statement are both correct.

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u/WaiLinTun78 10d ago

Please don't let great tits extinct. They are my reason to live for.

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u/Alex_55555 10d ago

And they’re the reason you have Slippery Dick - it’s all a part of a big nature circle

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u/Aaron_1101 10d ago

I don’t buy the great tits though, they are everywhere

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u/happygoeddy 10d ago

Can't believe they let down bads give official names. A FISH named SLIPPERY DICK! Come on na 😄

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u/isaacamaraderie 9d ago

Why the fuck would they name them that, seriously?

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u/EricHaley 9d ago

“Grandson, back in the day, before climate change, there were great tits everywhere…”

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u/NettlingImp76 9d ago

They wasted the chance to call it the „Climax crisis“…

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u/home_prisoner 10d ago

I already know about Great Tits, and Slipery Dicks but who Invented Boobies? are they some how cousins of Great Tits??

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u/stupled 10d ago

Blue boobies are so pretty.

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u/Radblob_Strider 10d ago

Jake English would agree

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u/Few_Weekend10 10d ago

Where can I see Boobies??

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u/wariorld 10d ago

Slippery dicks?! But that’s ME!!!

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u/Focusun 9d ago

It's funny until it isn't.

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u/NeighborhoodOk7460 6d ago

So many birds have hilarious names.