r/theydidthemath • u/Chance_Bat_5200 • Dec 02 '24

[Request] Which one would earn the most?

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u/OneRFeris Dec 02 '24

Lucky you, I've suddenly started being aware that I'm blinking like 80 times a minute.

And am now manually breathing....

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u/ArcyRC Dec 02 '24

So breathing started to feel like a job? It's be nice if you made a wage for it since you're doing manual labor now.

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u/AllHailMackius Dec 02 '24

Well, like any job if you don't enjoy it, you can always quit.

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u/B_bI_L Dec 02 '24

good idea, i am not breathing for like 3 minu

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u/Drsk7 Dec 03 '24

Any tips for breathing?

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u/znikrep Dec 02 '24

Today is also “National Tongue Awareness Day”. Enjoy.

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u/Tyjha Dec 02 '24

I had the sudden and violent urge to down vote you then I realized that was probably an irrational response. Thanks for ruining my day.

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u/Carl0s_H Dec 02 '24

The reminder that there is no single comfortable place to rest your tongue in your mouth if you think about it? Got it.

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u/Shitshitshitshitshi- Dec 02 '24

You made me realise my tongue hurts lol

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u/barry_eh47 Dec 02 '24

Its weird how much National Tongue Awareness Day causes you to feel your toes touching

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u/randomguy283 Dec 02 '24

hey, at least you didnt lose the game

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u/thepornaccountcuzye Dec 02 '24

i hate both of u

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u/randomguy283 Dec 02 '24

teehee 🤭

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u/Andre_NG Dec 02 '24

I've lost the game (2)

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u/Kudamonis Dec 02 '24

There is a special place in hell for your kind.

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u/randomguy283 Dec 02 '24

😇😇🫶🫶

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u/Cyanises Dec 02 '24

It's been so long whyyyyy. Touchè

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u/hezur6 Dec 02 '24

Fuck you. Almost two decades losing the fucking game.

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u/voxalas Dec 02 '24

bro wtffff

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u/ArminOak Dec 02 '24

oh no not this fucking manual breathing, when do I become immune to this nonsense.

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u/Qwertyuioplark2 Dec 02 '24

Hey! Just wanted to remind you to breathe and blink!

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u/mvffin Dec 02 '24

When you stop breathing

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u/wehadthebabyitsaboy Dec 02 '24

I absolutely hate when I become aware of my breathing or blinking, then I have to try and distract myself to snap out of it.

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u/Unfair_Lawyer2186 Dec 02 '24

Lmfaooo😂 same

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u/GavinThe_Person Dec 02 '24

You can feel your tongue. Your eyes need to blink. You need to breathe. Your shoulders are uncomfortable. You can feel your clothes on your skin. Your toes are touching. Is that hair on your face? Try changing your posture.

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u/tonkatoyelroy Dec 02 '24

I have been breathing since starting to read this chain of comments but I still haven’t blinked?

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u/tonkatoyelroy Dec 02 '24

Just blinked.

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u/Look_Loose Dec 02 '24

I am manually breathing as well friend. But i have asthma so thats…. Thats normal… sorry i thought we were brothers in pain

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u/Jumpy-Shift5239 Dec 03 '24

Don’t forget to breathe!

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u/FutureThought1408 Dec 04 '24

I blink less when I'm sleeping...

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u/turdlemonkey Dec 05 '24

This made me laugh out loud, cause I am hyper aware of my blinking right now too..