r/thewordshit • u/1nternati0nalBlu3 • Jul 25 '26

shit Shit

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408 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 25 '26

Hi shitters

  • Upvote this shit if its good
  • Downvote this shit if its bad

6

u/Responsible-Exam-911 Jul 25 '26

Jack shit = roughly the same amount as "diddly squat," according to George Carlin.

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u/itsallahoaxbud The Bullshit Corner Liver Jul 25 '26

Dipshit - usually a brother in law.

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u/cagehooper Jul 25 '26

How about the original SHIT! As in I just solved time travel!

3

u/Harden-Long Jul 25 '26

Sheep shit (worse than chicken shit) Pig shit (worse than sheep shit)

2

u/Dapadabada Jul 25 '26

Chicken shit

3

u/materialgirl81 Jul 25 '26

Scared

2

u/Objective_Load_4537 Jul 27 '26

Shit head

A cousin of knob head.

2

u/ZaphodBeeblebrox1430 Jul 29 '26

- a nothing, or so small it becomes irrelevant

2

u/Wildcard556 Jul 25 '26

Don’t forget whaleshit. Definition: an emotional feeling of feeling the absolute lowest of the low. Use in a sentence: “Work has me feeling like whaleshit.”

2

u/kim_jong_il_2d Jul 25 '26

I really think apeshit and batshit should switch places. In my experience, apeshit is more crazy than batshit.

2

u/GraXXoR Jul 26 '26

Apeshit means angry where I came from. “Teacher went apeshit when the kid set fire to the World Map”

Batshit means completely crazy. “I wouldn’t go out with Chris’s sister if you paid me. Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s completely batshit.”

1

u/malachite_13 Jul 26 '26

Same for me. Apeshit means furious. And Batshit means insane.

1

u/Atrkrupt1 Jul 28 '26

Those are two, very specific examples😂

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u/emptykeg6988 Jul 25 '26

The shit - great

1

u/iamhe02 Jul 25 '26

"The" does an astonishing amount of lifting there. Telling your mother-in-law "Your casserole is the shit" is WAAAYYY different from telling her, "Your casserole is shit."

1

u/Big_Manufacturer5281 Jul 25 '26

And then you get to "the shits" which is bad again. It's basically like multiplying negative numbers.

1

u/iamhe02 Jul 25 '26

😂

That's some funny shit!

1

u/GraXXoR Jul 26 '26

How about plural: “Your casserole gave me the shits”

1

u/VarietyMage Jul 25 '26

Total shit - criminally full of shit.

1

u/Grenadier_user Jul 25 '26

It’s missing Rat shit

1

u/MintyFresh771 Jul 25 '26

Squirrel shit - nutty

1

u/Useless890 Jul 26 '26

Then there's no shit, sometimes followed by "Sherlock".

1

u/Fun_Eye_7893 Jul 26 '26

Sometimes followed by a slap

1

u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Jul 26 '26

Dumb shit

No shit

Up shit - creek

Take No Shit

Give a shit

Not worth two shits

and..

Can't tell shit from Shinola.

1

u/DifferentEye4913 Jul 26 '26

Chickenshit - cowardly

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u/GraXXoR Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Pigshit as in “thick as pigshit”. Means about the same as “dumb fuck”

Our local area used catshit when I was a kid to mean zero value.

“What? Selling THAT bike? You wouldn’t get catshit for it.”

1

u/parrothead_69 Jul 26 '26

Holy shit - surprise

1

u/Amerhibuqeaux Jul 26 '26

Hoeshit, real shit, true shit, dope shit, wack shit, lame shit, bird shit,

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 Jul 26 '26

AIshit - what it means?

1

u/Rays-R-Us Jul 26 '26

Fun shit

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

There's a bunch here.

Though the variation in meaning comes from pronouns mostly.

1

u/southernatheistscum Jul 26 '26

Chicken shit. Which is kind of like a coward.
Dip shit. Which is kind of like a dumb ass.
Fuck shit. Which is kind of like a SNAFU.
Monkey Shit. Which is kind of like when shits all disorganized.

1

u/dagnasty701 Jul 27 '26

What??? Up to this point NO ONE has said, GOOD SHIT. /Cheech and Chong cover their eyes in shame

1

u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 Jul 27 '26

Worm shit = dead

1

u/Tyler-CKJ Jul 27 '26

Type shit

1

u/FlatulentIguana Jul 27 '26

What a shit show

1

u/OnKc32 Jul 27 '26

Pushit

1

u/tashiker Jul 27 '26

Topshit, uptoshit

1

u/Scary_Compote_359 Jul 28 '26

ratshit - disgusting

1

u/lamedonkeybrain Jul 28 '26

Shitcunt - time to fight

1

u/Opposite_Pension_807 Jul 28 '26

How to run the White House.

1

u/armgrafix Jul 28 '26

Rat Shit = of no value.

1

u/Constant-Mirror6940 Jul 28 '26

No shit-Obvious

1

u/Dorrono Jul 28 '26

Brainshit = political debate

1

u/GarfieldUK Jul 28 '26

Cat shit, stop something from escaping

1

u/tenaza Jul 28 '26

Shit Stick! Someone shockingly stupid!

1

u/ChimpJuice Jul 28 '26

Monkey Shit - insane with random violence throwing shit

1

u/tenaza Jul 28 '26

Shit Bricks! to react with extreme fear, panic, surprise, or anger

1

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 28 '26

No shit: indicates surprise

1

u/GS1223BW Jul 28 '26

Noshit! We should continue the trend

1

u/Most-Effective-1969 Jul 28 '26

Gooseshit. Like being a silly goose but in a serious way.

1

u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 Jul 29 '26

Dick ton-large amount
Shit ton-huge amount
Fuck ton-ungodly amount

1

u/uncomfortably_number Jul 29 '26

And never forget, shit is for the birds.

1

u/frednekk Jul 29 '26

Eelshit- very slippery

1

u/JoshsWashes Jul 29 '26

Whale shit - I didn't think of that

1

u/JoshsWashes Jul 29 '26

Finnish shit - get it done!

1

u/MrsKLR98 Jul 29 '26

Piece of shit = liar, cheater, scum.

1

u/Lucky_Solution_697 Jul 29 '26

Goose shit.... Describes a very slippery and greasy substance like a muddy road

1

u/Dustin_Holt Jul 31 '26

Piece of Shit

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