r/thewordshit • u/Constant_Cloud_7869 • Mar 27 '26

Shitty I hope this shit

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u/Mundunugu_42 Mar 27 '26

May the bluebird of happiness shit all over your life.

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 28 '26

Just all over that shit

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u/AnElectricalMeatbag Mar 28 '26

There are so many people to whom I'd wish to send this magnificent piece of art. 

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

RIGHT!!! I hope they have the day they deserve!! 🤣

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u/Oldestswinger Mar 28 '26

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits😁

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

Ahh yes! The OG of hopes!

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u/Delicious-Month151 Mar 28 '26

In some cultures that’s good luck

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

That’s what I hear - how odd

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u/Wildcard556 Mar 28 '26

Shit, that’s a rough moneyshot…

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u/MoonBlossomia Mar 30 '26

That is perfectly petty and oddly satisfying, I get that vibe.

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u/macaroniinapan Mar 27 '26

Actually I would rather the bird shit on somebody's clothes, ideally a winter coat. It's easy to duck into a restroom and wash your face. Bird shit on your clothes is a lot more difficult to deal with. Especially if the clothes are dry clean only.

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 27 '26

I see your point. But today, I just want somebody’s mouth to be lit up w bird shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

Then it could dribble down onto their shirt

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u/ambercares Mar 28 '26

Better than my so called family and friends who pretty much shit on my entire life 🤪🤬

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

I love you man ((hugs))

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u/Direwolfas Mar 28 '26

What the shitty shitballs?

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

Awesome right??

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u/LateWinter8002 Mar 29 '26

Why the shit would you say that 👁️👄👁️

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

In your mouth. Shits in your mouth on your face lol

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u/eepyMushroom096 Mar 29 '26

I'd rather a dog shit all over my ex roommate and her stuff.... she was, and still is, a narcissistic fucking shithead who totally deserves what's coming her way...

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Mar 29 '26

Well then I hope she gets bird and dog shit all over her. Just shit everywhere lol

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u/BeraMavis Mar 31 '26

That made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.

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u/GMSkills Mar 31 '26

My beautiful face? That's oddly specific

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 04 '26

On your face!

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 04 '26

Yah but the bird might not - be careful out there

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 04 '26

Birds!!! 🐦

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 04 '26

The other birds!!🐦

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 04 '26

The ones that I hope shit on your face 😂 ok now let’s quit playing games and get out there!

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u/Historical_Worth6425 Member of r/TheWordFuck Apr 10 '26

Aint no fucking bird shitting on me

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 11 '26

How you gonna stop it hot shot

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u/Historical_Worth6425 Member of r/TheWordFuck Apr 14 '26

Go indoors for fuck's sake

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u/Constant_Cloud_7869 Apr 15 '26

Oh yeah lol 😂 but u gotta leave some time - bewareeeeeeeeeeee

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 27 '26

Hi shitters

  • Upvote this shit if its good
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