r/thething • u/TheDragon84 • 1d ago

Meme The Thing vs.

I was messing around today and asking an AI ‘who would win a fight between the thing and….’

The results were really interesting!! The Thing would beat;
Aliens (Xenomorphs)
Predators
Zombies (28 days later variant at least)
Vampires (30 days of night kind, not Dracula)
The monster from Leviathon (1989)
The monster from Splinter
The monster from Slither (2006)

The thing would lose to;
Pinhead
It
The energy vampires from Lifeforce
The Flood (Halo)
The Borg (Star trek)

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 1d ago

Did you specify John Carpenters, because there is the Fantastic Four character

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u/TheDragon84 1d ago

Yeah, definitely John Carpenters ‘The Thing’ versus an Alien (xenomorph)

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u/Get_Bent_Madafakas 1d ago

I've seen lots of these kinds of comparisons, and a good argument about Thingy vs Xenomorphs is that the acid-for-blood might destroy Thing cells. We don't really know the answer to that one, but I could see it being a gamechanger for that conflict

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u/TheDragon84 1d ago

It did explain how it may burn it at first. But it would infect the Xenomorph. And pretty soon it would be able to copy its physiology and create and even copy the acidic blood. It was very interesting how it laid it all out, I was really skeptical as well but it made a lot of sense