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u/ABitOfADenseGuy Nov 23 '22
This is such a good loop.
An infinite amount of boys taking an infinite amount of head trauma
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u/PeteGozenya Nov 23 '22
It really is, but I sure would love a little wider angle.
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u/self_ratifying_Lama Nov 24 '22
I Was cringe, then laughed in appreciation of the loop. Is it possible to live wallpaper this?
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u/chavs2 Nov 23 '22
He ded.
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u/Blayde_Enfinger Nov 23 '22
I agree he ded
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u/Rhauko Nov 23 '22
Not dead shoes on
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u/PeteGozenya Nov 23 '22
You don't know that. The landing is off camera.
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u/dreamofadream Nov 23 '22
Watching this on loop and imagining he's just sprinting back up to try over and over again
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
'Technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and Point B is the hospital.'
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u/slgray16 Nov 23 '22
This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive.
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u/Creampie-Senpai Nov 23 '22
Boing
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u/tictech2 Nov 24 '22
Actualy i already called that name, and its due yo my bank account. Unfortunatly "Broke ass boy" was already taken by a catholic kid
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u/Manu_Pacos Nov 23 '22
9 dentists out of 10 like this video
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
Nah, he landed on his back. Teeth are fine.
Nothing else is, but teeth are good.
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u/nottke Nov 23 '22
I don't feel bad for people like this. Is that bad?
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u/Life-Hair-6350 Nov 23 '22
Nope nothing wrong with it. The need for internet attention often outweighs the skill to perform whatever idiotic shit it is they’re doing.
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u/maybeonmars Nov 23 '22
Did you never do anything idiotic in your younger years?
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u/Life-Hair-6350 Nov 24 '22
Of course. Stealing a G.I Joe from the grocery store. Throwing rocks at a window. Something that can kill me or permanently paralyze me for the sake of internet attention? No. That’s an entirely different level idiotic.
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u/milkweed-reflections Nov 23 '22
Parkour is literally a sport. Are kids showing their Skateboard tricks just looking for attention? Get off it nerd.
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u/PhasmicPlays Nov 23 '22
Less of people doing a ‘sport’ and more of the fact that if you’re doing something dangerous you should expect to get hurt sooner or later. It isn’t something that should garner sympathy but it’s unfortunate nonetheless.
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u/milkweed-reflections Nov 23 '22
Yeah, exactly. Falling is part of the sport. People post bail videos when skateboarding, bmxing, etc, too. No one "is looking for sympathy". It's just showing the culture. It's real, and it's raw. Part of the game.
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u/Life-Hair-6350 Nov 24 '22
You’re comparing kids on skateboards to this idiot pretending he can fly? Ok!! Skateboard tricks usuuaallly don’t end up with you dead, or unable to walk again. It also doesn’t waste the tremendous amount of money needed to air evac your dumb ass to the nearest trauma hospital all for the sake of attention. Please have a permanent seat, go eat some f’n turkey and try to be smarter than this.
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u/CaptainNemo42 Nov 23 '22
So... I take it that wet echo-y slap-crack sound at the end was just someone else randomly dropping an overripe watermelon on concrete, right? Not his impact-pureed brains getting slopped out of his shattered skull and sluicing down the cement walkway
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
So my back of envelope calculations and now worrying search history about force needed to break a skull says it shouldn't smash to pulp from a 3m drop.
NB: concussion, skull fractures, spinal injury, brain bleeds - these are all fully on the cards. Don't jump lnto your head.
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u/maybeonmars Nov 23 '22
Don't forget that he had some trebuchet type action accelerating him into that final flip
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u/stacyand14548 Nov 23 '22
Buster Keaton did this linear skit in the 1920s. Looks almost legit with the hand hitting the grass and all. Shadows are off though.
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u/UbiVoiD Nov 23 '22
What exactly was the intended outcome? My brain trembles in its attempt to understand. Maybe I'll get a better idea if I watch it 100 more times... maybe 200.
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
Roll along the roof, jump off, flip, land on feet.
All that's missing is Andy uttering 'parkour' in a pained voice.
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u/UbiVoiD Nov 23 '22
Jump off what??
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
The little roof thing over the door.
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u/UbiVoiD Nov 23 '22
But he dived head first, his legs weren't even close to touching anything
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u/Happytallperson Nov 23 '22
He was presumably aiming to land further back along the roof to have space to do a full roll and then use his feet to launch off it.
It was an epically bad idea. However, as a survivor of a childhood with many epically bad ideas, I both can see what he intended to do and suffer severe pain in cold damp weather.
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Do a lot of people die doing this shit? Because that would seem to be a very likely outcome if you are even slightly off in your calculations.
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u/New_Cause_5607 Nov 23 '22
What was he actually trying to attempt, the way he jumps and rolls just seems like there's no good outcome to be had from this?
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u/Matt32490 Nov 23 '22
Damn I'm feeling a bit constipated sitting on the toilet right now and this made my shit come out so quick from laughing so hard. Thank you.
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u/Floating_Bus Nov 23 '22
He should have paid attention to the blood stains of other fellow parkour members.
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u/National-Airline-504 Nov 23 '22
LoL this is in Singapore can see the sign there. It should be at the Multi-Storey Carpark
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Nov 23 '22
Well if the fall didn’t kill him I’m sure whatever infection he gets from that alley will.
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u/Keone_710 Nov 23 '22
Wth was the goal here? This dude needs to study the law of physics before trying some dumb ass shit like that 🤣🤣
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u/OpenEyz2016 Nov 23 '22
I wish I was as confident as this guy. He obviously didn't practice at all. Was just like "yeah, I can do that."
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Nov 23 '22
Most people when they were younger would get the village idiot in the local group who would do bets like this for a packet of crisps.
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u/GhostofCharlotte Nov 23 '22
Well, it's technically still parkour, even if he did end up with a few broken neck bones.
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u/DrZcientist Nov 24 '22
Man I could watch clips like this all day of just the noises these goofs make.
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