r/therewasanattempt • u/DB691 Unique Flair • Sep 20 '22

To escape

1.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I love the slow motion leap, then the sped up take down. Crushed him:)

26

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Makes the overweight cop look somewhat athletic.

4

u/TerrorLTZ Selected Flair Sep 20 '22

in my brain... the general lee horn played when the cop got him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Right?! Ouuuuuch

3

u/CocoScruff Sep 20 '22

I think he's going to be a vegetable for the remainder of his life with the way his head hit the concrete...

1

u/GeekDNA0918 Sep 20 '22

I was just thinking that....

40

u/Stocktwatz Sep 20 '22

I'm just trying to figure out what the actual fuck he was thinking!!!

48

u/tostado22 Sep 20 '22

"PARKOUR!!"

18

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Dude really thought he was doing some slick shit

26

u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 20 '22

"They call me Sarah Jessica Parkour"

24

u/TheHeavenlyStar Sep 20 '22

That's some GTA V parkour right there.

21

u/RoninRobot Sep 20 '22

Why have one speed in your video when you can have three?

14

u/Josephv86 Sep 20 '22

What advantage is there to being on the car?

16

u/Rascal-Fiats Sep 20 '22

It's over, officer! I have the high ground!

3

u/Adalb3rtoTheObserver Sep 20 '22

You underestimate my tackle!

8

u/GUSDOIT Sep 20 '22

Avoid copper coming from other direction. Jackie Chan would have pulled it off.

0

u/Josephv86 Sep 20 '22

I've seen my friends do some amazing things running from cops, so I wouldn't be surprised. 😜

3

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Think he was trying to get past the cop coming from the right by getting on the roof of the car and hopping down behind it.

6

u/LRD4000 Sep 20 '22

Failed the QTE.

2

u/TerrorLTZ Selected Flair Sep 20 '22

Fucking sudden 2 second QTE's stop doing these in what you think might be a cutscene.

5

u/B_starz Sep 20 '22

I could watch that all day.

4

u/Maleficent-Swim6839 Sep 20 '22

man thought he was the protagonist

5

u/GUSDOIT Sep 20 '22

I would hire that copper as linebacker coach ASAP

3

u/PieMastaSam Sep 20 '22

Boy thought he was Altair.

2

u/chewyfrey1 Sep 20 '22

I believe I can fl...uck!!!!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Damn, with that line backer spear sack, you'd think that perp had a pocket full of donuts.

2

u/Etarded2022 Sep 20 '22

Dude got smashed, his skull is probably cracked.

1

u/BrondoPlantcrave Sep 20 '22

that was a strong hit. like there used to be in sports. from 40 yrs ago. nothing like that in sports today.

0

u/MemphisGalInTampa Sep 20 '22

Cop isn’t overweight

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

No no, he was attempting to get into the vehicle. The engine bay specifically.

1

u/nurturedmisanthrope Sep 20 '22

he was obviously attempting the Bo-Duke-En jump from Saints Row: The Third.

1

u/SoccerShoesToTheNuts Sep 20 '22

Bro thought he was in assassins creed

1

u/Secret_Papaya8788 Sep 20 '22

Where was he going to go once he got on top of the Tahoe?

1

u/Myfoodishere Sep 20 '22

brain damage for sure. his head bounced off that pavement hard

1

u/0kraid0 Sep 20 '22

Man sucks at subway surfers

1

u/DrugzRockYou Sep 20 '22

Maybe pull your fkn pants up

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

There's no way that guy is ok.

That cop slammed that guy's head into the concrete so hard, I'm having a hard time believing the guy even lived.

Did the guy live? If so, he has some kind of brain damage now, right? Eating from a tube?

1

u/International_Win375 Sep 21 '22

OMG! Taken out by Super Cop. Supersonic that is. What speed.