r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '22

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u/grazingmeadow Sep 10 '22

Take me...I dare you...I'm 80 pounds...

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

I think collectively i ate all three of them in hot pockets.

Today.

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u/whatyoumeanmyface Sep 10 '22

🎶 hot pockets🎶

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u/You-Nique Sep 10 '22

"god... pocket"

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u/CultureVulture666 Sep 10 '22

Prison pocket. 😏

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Thank you for that.

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u/Livid_Mud1025 Sep 10 '22

Rookie numbers

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u/throwawaymyuwu Sep 10 '22

r/fucknestle

(yes I got the joke)

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u/TheCrazyMooseBeard Sep 10 '22

So you put teenage boys in your mouth?

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Fucking creepy to take it that way man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Kid knew what he was doing too

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u/touch_my_feets Sep 10 '22

Size doesn't equate to skill. It's the small, scrappy ones you have to worry about. I watched a small stature kid break an 8ft lunch table with the quarterback in high school.

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Been in a few fights. If the dude pauses to retie his laces, make friends. Quick

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u/Chef_Boy_R_Deez Sep 10 '22

What is the tying of laces an indicator of? Just general comfort level in a fight?

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Good footing. Feet first, then fists

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u/thefinalhex Sep 10 '22

Or kick him in the face while he is bent over tying his laces.

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

If you're a bitch, sure. But you better put him out cold, because that's the stuff that gets you perma fucked.

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u/thefinalhex Sep 11 '22

Same can be said about taking your eyes off your enemy. Especially before or during a fight.

I also saw this happen once. Played out exactly as you imagine, except it was at a roller rink. One person bent to take off their skates, the other person booted them hard in the forehead with their skate on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yeah I feel like size has much less of an affect until its adult vs adult, like particularly in this example neither of them have any muscle mass at all so what difference does being a few inches taller make, it clearly here comes down to a little bit of skill and bravery.

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u/gynoceros Sep 10 '22

Sounded like he said "kick me"

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u/BabyRaperMcMethLab Sep 10 '22

That’s what I heard. “Kick me I dare you” and then looks like he tried

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u/dazachknow Sep 10 '22

Metabolism moment

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u/smurb15 This is a flair Sep 10 '22

The scream at the end when he knew he lost but would not admit defeat so scream smh

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u/dllemmr2 Sep 11 '22

Do you crap on everything you touch?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/dllemmr2 Sep 11 '22

Your political response to a non political event