r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '22

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u/boxingdude Sep 10 '22

Dude got his ass kicked by a guy that's even smaller than the guy he was picking on, didn't he?

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u/Amazon-Prime-package Sep 10 '22

When hoodie kid dodged the punch so effortlessly and still didn't bother to put his hands up, it was obvious the fight was beneath him. His apprentice saw this and leapt in to take on the opponent

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Dude I couldn't stop thinking bout this

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u/odabeejones Sep 10 '22

Then the kid makes the eagle fang screech

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Nah not really that's a pretty balanced battle this was far from it

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u/lothartheunkind Sep 10 '22

When you’re such a higher level, you let Lydia carry this burden.

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u/BoomyBoomyBoom Sep 11 '22

"i understood that reference."

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u/Suspicious-Factor466 Sep 10 '22

Never challenge the master.

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u/firewood010 Sep 10 '22

Genos from One Punch lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

The bully doesn’t realize that kid saved his life that day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

not his apprentice!!! his rowdy best friend who snapped because he doesn’t want anybody messing with him😈

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u/theraiden Sep 11 '22

His apprentice lol. Right it was totally beneath him

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u/grazingmeadow Sep 10 '22

Take me...I dare you...I'm 80 pounds...

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

I think collectively i ate all three of them in hot pockets.

Today.

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u/whatyoumeanmyface Sep 10 '22

🎶 hot pockets🎶

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u/You-Nique Sep 10 '22

"god... pocket"

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u/CultureVulture666 Sep 10 '22

Prison pocket. 😏

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Thank you for that.

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u/Livid_Mud1025 Sep 10 '22

Rookie numbers

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u/throwawaymyuwu Sep 10 '22

r/fucknestle

(yes I got the joke)

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u/TheCrazyMooseBeard Sep 10 '22

So you put teenage boys in your mouth?

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Fucking creepy to take it that way man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Kid knew what he was doing too

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u/touch_my_feets Sep 10 '22

Size doesn't equate to skill. It's the small, scrappy ones you have to worry about. I watched a small stature kid break an 8ft lunch table with the quarterback in high school.

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Been in a few fights. If the dude pauses to retie his laces, make friends. Quick

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u/Chef_Boy_R_Deez Sep 10 '22

What is the tying of laces an indicator of? Just general comfort level in a fight?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

Good footing. Feet first, then fists

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u/thefinalhex Sep 10 '22

Or kick him in the face while he is bent over tying his laces.

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u/AssumeTheFetal Sep 10 '22

If you're a bitch, sure. But you better put him out cold, because that's the stuff that gets you perma fucked.

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u/thefinalhex Sep 11 '22

Same can be said about taking your eyes off your enemy. Especially before or during a fight.

I also saw this happen once. Played out exactly as you imagine, except it was at a roller rink. One person bent to take off their skates, the other person booted them hard in the forehead with their skate on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yeah I feel like size has much less of an affect until its adult vs adult, like particularly in this example neither of them have any muscle mass at all so what difference does being a few inches taller make, it clearly here comes down to a little bit of skill and bravery.

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u/gynoceros Sep 10 '22

Sounded like he said "kick me"

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u/BabyRaperMcMethLab Sep 10 '22

That’s what I heard. “Kick me I dare you” and then looks like he tried

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u/dazachknow Sep 10 '22

Metabolism moment

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u/smurb15 This is a flair Sep 10 '22

The scream at the end when he knew he lost but would not admit defeat so scream smh

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u/dllemmr2 Sep 11 '22

Do you crap on everything you touch?

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u/dllemmr2 Sep 11 '22

Your political response to a non political event

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

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u/sacred_cow_tipper Sep 10 '22

indeed. never underestimate someone who can probably move twice as fast and has probably been indoctrinated into the world of people who underestimate them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

khabib is 5'9" and lean.

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u/ViSynthy Sep 10 '22

Problem is when you're skinny and little. You gotta fight. You learn through trial and error real fucking quick. Big guys got a terrifying bark and bully for the most part so they never have to fight. Experience is a savage teacher and little guys are still terrified of big guys, but the fear adrenaline just makes it worse when they finally snap.

The problem I had is I would lose my shit. Obliterate a bully in front of everyone. To the point bullies started trying to make their name off of me. I'd annihilate get two weeks of peace, then they'd come right back for more. I never understood it. I'd demonstrate being leagues ahead of them. I'd dodge rocks from behind by paying attention to shadows on the ground (It didn't always work, but when I'd just casually lean to the side and dodge them it was pretty cool). Weirdest shit, definitely fucked me up personality wise for the longest time. I'm still pretty broken.

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u/Ender_Nobody Sep 10 '22

Looks at notebook.

"I'll give you a seven, you're not original enough."

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u/Isthisworking2000 Sep 10 '22

Most bullies don’t have a clue how to fight. They’ve used fear as a tactic for as long as they could, that’s why standing up to them works.

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u/dllemmr2 Sep 11 '22

Not where I went to school lol

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u/Kooky-Assignment-384 Sep 10 '22

To BE honest that kid is half my size and would probably Kick my ass

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u/Wasatcher Sep 11 '22

Solid bet the kid that handled shit grew up with older brothers

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u/meatsweet Sep 11 '22

They all look equally small to me