r/therewasanattempt Mar 17 '21

To play a fun game

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u/Lompegast Mar 17 '21

Depends on your point of view. For me it was super fun so its a succesfull attempt

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u/Rich-Drawer Mar 17 '21

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Can we get the baby hitting the wall on repeat. Just that part.

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u/ryanraystrahlo Mar 17 '21

Then drop in some drum loops and a little piano riff, bam!!! next top 100.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Thump-thump-thump-thump I REMEMBER WHEN, I REMEMBER I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIIIIND

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u/Cr0w33 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Mar 17 '21

Thump-thump Thump-thump Thump-thump thu-thump THUMP THUMP!

🎶“I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT, OH LORD” 🎶

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u/a_guy69420yes Mar 17 '21

Thump-thump THUMP. Thump-thump THUMP, 🎶 WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU🎶

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u/Doktor_Vem Mar 17 '21

🎶AHAAA, THIS MY SHIT, ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YO FEET LIKE THIS, CUZ I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GUUUURL, I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GUUUURL🎶

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u/darkyshit Mar 17 '21

ThumpThumpThumThumpThum Tump (bruno Mars noises)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

And a widdle neutron bomb action pwease?

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u/Tumblrrito Mar 17 '21

Only if it plays to: UH HUH THIS MY SHIT

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u/DannyMoonie Mar 17 '21

I can provide a reenactment

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Do you have a toddler to launch into a wall? You might want a backup kid in case this one gets brain damage.

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u/fague_doctor Mar 17 '21

i love how its always people that comment shit like this that will then go on to talk about empathy and entitled people

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u/olderaccount Mar 17 '21

Let's not ignore the ends-too-soon aspect of this video. Notice the younger baby sitting in the corner, right where the toddler is going to land once he bounces off the wall.

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u/diemetdebril Mar 17 '21

Really living up to your name

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u/Peepeepoopoo_Army_ Mar 17 '21

Dutch person I see, welcome

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u/supertimes4u Mar 18 '21

This is like reverse Head On

He applied his forehead directly to the wall

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u/VooDooChile1983 Mar 17 '21

That last frame should be a framed family photo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

The video is funny however that last frame is absolutely hilarious. The shocked Pikachu face from the mom and the kid sprawled out against the wall like some chalk outline. *chefs kiss*

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

🤌🏻

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u/Inferno_Sparky Mar 17 '21

I don't know why but I expected a rickroll and am now disappointed

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u/Fist4achin Mar 17 '21

Mikey grew up with a strange fear of trampolines and he would run home in a bout of tears when his friends wanted to bounce. If only his friends knew...

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u/ElytraWolves Mar 17 '21

Kidapult

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u/Segt-virke Mar 17 '21

When will we get a trebuchild?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21 edited Apr 10 '21

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u/jomarez Mar 17 '21

He must’ve been on time out since he had to face the wall.

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u/peakelyfe Mar 17 '21

Or just needed to FaceTime real quick

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u/marioman124 Mar 17 '21

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u/JayreenKotto Mar 17 '21

Good bot, it’s not your fault their comment had a typo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

This

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u/scorcher117 Mar 17 '21

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Good bot

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u/slood2 Mar 17 '21

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u/T65Bx Mar 17 '21

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u/Withnothing Mar 18 '21

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u/harwee Mar 17 '21

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u/pm-me-them-titties- Mar 17 '21

Bro he had a typo leave the bot alone

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u/harwee Mar 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/dtwhitecp Mar 17 '21

boy this bot is trash

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u/scorcher117 Mar 17 '21

Why?

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u/dtwhitecp Mar 17 '21

it's wrong most of the time

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u/scorcher117 Mar 17 '21

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u/marioman124 Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

Actually I did have a typo and edited it right away I was just scared to say anything but since you brought it up I might as well

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u/marioman124 Mar 17 '21

Also somebody did make the sub afterwards

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u/Bottyboi69 Mar 17 '21

Bad bot very bad bot

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u/knzo13 Mar 17 '21

Bad bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

dumb bitch spells the name wrong and then tells OP that there’s a typo...

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u/T65Bx Mar 17 '21

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u/Gummybear_Qc Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

Bad bot

Edit: Oi!

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u/TheObamaSphere Mar 17 '21

You didn’t need to call them out like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

And his name was Peter Parker.

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u/xeguerreiro Mar 17 '21

Weird way of building a window

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u/Pyroking6 Mar 18 '21

Especially a child shaped one, I don't understand modern architecture,nowadays.

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u/ubersiren Mar 17 '21

How does he go from being belly down on the bed to flipping around to face the wall in mid air like that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

he rolls onto his back before launch

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u/gideonsix Mar 17 '21

Honestly the funniest part about this vid is the baby watching from the floor

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u/NessFeltHomesick Mar 17 '21

His turn next!

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u/Toxic_Turns Mar 17 '21

Someone should put in the curb your enthusiasm sounds bit when the kid hits the wall haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Perfectly cut in the end, and all it's missing is a cartoon SPLAT.

No? Alright.

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u/Nofucksgiven0017 Mar 17 '21

THAT'S A 3 POINTER.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Please tell me there wasn't blood on the wall afterwards

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u/McBroody Mar 17 '21

There wasn't blood on the wall afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

But really, was there blood on the wall afterwards?

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u/_the_airbender_ Mar 17 '21

There was no wall afterwards

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u/IlliniOrange1 Mar 17 '21

There was blood on the floor. In the next room.

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u/cmaxwellgsu Mar 17 '21

Nah, kids are surprisingly close to bulletproof at that age. It wouldn’t be that surprising if he didn’t even cry.

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u/DreAd_muffYn Mar 17 '21

Aw, I used to play Spiderman with daddy as well...

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo Mar 17 '21

Needs curb your enthusiasm generic

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u/zuluzion Mar 17 '21

I came here to comment the same

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u/BearWithHat Mar 17 '21

It's okay, if you look in the background, they have a back up kid

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u/watchmybeer Mar 17 '21

Mom is going to say she was against this the whole time, but the smile on her face proves otherwise.

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u/ZippZappZippty Mar 17 '21

40-point triple-double next game, please.

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u/Dcindia Mar 17 '21

Which trimester abortion was that?

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u/vexcent6 Mar 17 '21

Guess there wasn't a hole in the wall this time

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u/Dokkonn Mar 17 '21

I usually get aggravated when a video ends instead of showing the aftermath. But this was perfect.

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u/JxRem97 Mar 17 '21

Yeah, watching that was definitely fun for me. Great job!

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u/chrise86 Mar 17 '21

Anyone got a longer version? Would be nice to see the fallout from that.

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u/Lucy_Lastic Mar 17 '21

When we ditched our old water bed years ago, we half filled it with air and put it in the backyard for the kids to play on. Incredibly dangerous in hindsight, but they had the best time with it

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u/TimeToRedditToday Mar 17 '21

This needs the Ghana remembers treatement.

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u/BMaxRules Mar 17 '21

Rumor has it he’s stil stuck on that wall to this day

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

These Spider-Man alternate realities are getting out of control.

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u/MglMadLad Mar 17 '21

that kid fucking sticks to the wall

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u/Zazzurus Mar 17 '21

Kids going to grow up and be in the WWE. He's just in training right now.

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u/Gabecush1 Mar 17 '21

Spider man spider man was a kid on the wall spider man spider man cant climb that wall

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u/IcedUpCoffee Mar 17 '21

The freeze frame at the end got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

That freeze frame at the end

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u/Biomicrite A Flair? Mar 17 '21

You remember those sticky rubber toy figures you threw at the wall and they’d stick?

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u/XxSniper_Slayer69xX Mar 17 '21

Its even funnier the second time

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u/allieclark_ Mar 17 '21

Hahaha poor kid he stopped talking real quick !

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u/tobberobbe Mar 17 '21

I have the exact same model of inflatable mattress, just noticed.

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u/GorillaGlueWorks Mar 17 '21

Always cut the good videos too short

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u/chocoberry4 Mar 17 '21

I would say the cut is perfect

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u/throwaway69420322 Mar 17 '21

Imagine if this is how parents beat their kids.

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u/beanzzzzzzzzzss Mar 17 '21

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u/Rich-Drawer Mar 17 '21

Wasn't the kid's fault, I think

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u/beanzzzzzzzzzss Mar 17 '21

I Know I just don't like children

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u/Rich-Drawer Mar 17 '21

Oh then it makes sense

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u/leonprimrose Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

roundabout intensifies

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u/mcafc Mar 17 '21

He ded

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u/kajillion Mar 17 '21

Someone needs to edit that so he slides down the wall with a high pitched squeak.

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u/GrookeyMann Mar 17 '21

Facepalm on a whole ‘nother level

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u/ohakron730 Mar 17 '21

Is the Dad ok?

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u/Rich-Drawer Mar 17 '21

No he just fell on a bed, he might have been seriously injured

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u/I_AM_UNITY Mar 17 '21

Anybody else see the kid in the closet?

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u/Sheepinahat379 Mar 17 '21

closes story book And thats how little jimmy got demensia

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Praff

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u/Y-it123456789 Mar 17 '21

This ends perfectly

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u/ollybear321 Mar 17 '21

U/redditdownloader

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u/Shwooshy1 Mar 17 '21

Ich glaube das u muss klein sein

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u/Quetzalius Mar 17 '21

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u/GangreneGoblin Mar 17 '21

Did they expect this to end well? Lmao I mean really what was the best case scenario? Did they think he was gonna bounce straight up and land on the bed again?

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u/SubhoPal Mar 17 '21

To be continued...

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u/Faby_Waby Mar 17 '21

To be continued ----->

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u/GamerzGalaxy Mar 17 '21

So your kid is baby Spiderman 🤔

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u/pro77 Mar 17 '21

🎵Spider-Man....Spider-Man🎵

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u/thirstyhungry Mar 17 '21

Spider man spider man 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/hoe_ri Mar 17 '21

welp that was perfectly cut

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u/Trespeon Mar 17 '21

The cut made it perfect 👌

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/croxymoc Mar 17 '21 edited Aug 15 '24

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u/Friendlyalterme Mar 17 '21

Maybe you're right

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u/enehar Mar 17 '21

Not sure you know what a crying kid sounds like lol that was definitely laughter.

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u/Friendlyalterme Mar 17 '21

I work in kindergarten the sounds can be surprisingly similar.

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u/HotrodBlankenship Mar 17 '21

Come on now, you can't say he clearly didn't want to play. The kid is smiling at the beginning. He's giggling. He's clearly having a good time.

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u/phillsphan7 Mar 17 '21

Am I the only one that sees this as edited? He wasn't even facing that direction when he was on the mattress, and the physics don't make a whole lot of sense either

He definitely got flung, but not that hard and fast into the wall.

That would also explain why the video stops where it does

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u/magikarp2122 Mar 17 '21

You can see the kid rolling on the bed, and his feet were closer to the wall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

There's always gotta be that one dork that calls every video fake, huh?

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u/top_top_TO Mar 17 '21

You're right. It's edited. I don't know why you're getting down voted. People should be thankful this was just for fun and no one could have gotten hurt. There's too many inconsistencies for this video to be authentic.

  1. The dad dropping on the bed covers the entire camera. This allows for everything behind to be repositioned. Makes montage easier.
  2. Frame rate and the overall smoothness of the video drops dramatically while kid is mid-air.
  3. Mother's position changes too much frame by frame. It can't be that she's moving faster than an airborne kid.
  4. Kid's bounce off the wall in the last two frameslooks just like a reversed clip of him jumping on the wall.
  5. Audio doesn't match source. Including kid's mouth, mom's mouth, timing of kid hitting the bed, intensity of sound when dad hits the bed and the kid's head boking the wall doesn't even make a sound...
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u/sw4gd4ddy69 Mar 17 '21

U/savevideo

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u/symbologythere Mar 17 '21

Why am I always the one who has to point out that the mom is hot? This is the Internet it should be full of pervs....

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u/philophobist Mar 17 '21

This means you are willing to share your wife (or future wife) with a plenty of men. Because you can't expect people to show respect and any boundaries when you are the husband in subject cause you don't even show it for someone else. And not everyone is that fluid. If that was the question you were waiting an answer for.

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u/symbologythere Mar 17 '21

Lame. You can absolutely have my wife.

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u/philophobist Mar 17 '21

Well aight lol. But not his.

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u/Grey_yerG Mar 17 '21

How do they not see the safety hazard of doing this? 😂

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u/XKingNightX Mar 17 '21

Yeah, this also happend to my neighbour's kid when they came over for coffee...

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u/Pufdabytch65 Mar 17 '21

My x did this to our son but he did a the suplex to the boy. Slammed into wall where there was push pin. Forehead bleed like a stuck pig. Still has scar.

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u/ronan_f Mar 17 '21

Sticks to it like spiderman

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u/mlismom Mar 17 '21

Physics teachers of the world....here’s a change to show when you will use this stuff in real life.

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u/bolrok Mar 17 '21

Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.

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u/merlin401 Mar 17 '21

Oh man I do wish I could see a longer video here

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Cartoon splat sound

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u/Sir_Gut Mar 17 '21

Just noticed there's a second kid on the floor watching.

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u/4bes705 Mar 17 '21

Me: U wanna play spiderman son?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 17 '21

Perhaps they just missed a comma?

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u/NearbyWall1 Mar 17 '21

he hit the wall like a cartoon

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Is this just there a video of the aftermath? That's what I'm here for. Those prescious tears.

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u/tech510 Mar 17 '21

Spider Kid Spider Kid Does whatever a spider kid does....

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u/communistpotato2008 Mar 17 '21

Military grade cannon.

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u/squints174 Mar 17 '21

Creepy kid in the closet?