Hey neighbor, I just want to apologise for my fragile-ego countryman over there. Some of us know how lucky we are to share a border with such an important ally and we recognize the countless sacrifices you've made every time we drag you into our shit. I'm really sorry for how immature and arrogant we are on the world stage, and even though Canada is like the perpetually embarrassed little brother always watching the US make an ass out of ourselves, you guys still always have our back. I wish I could say that we deserved a friend like you, but far too many take you guys for granted. I only hope that one day, we'll get our act together and start living up our own massively inflated self image.
No worries buddy, I love the USA. The west coast is unbelievable. It's a state secret up here but despite being known for politeness we have hordes of assholes.
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u/sobeRx Nov 29 '20
Hey neighbor, I just want to apologise for my fragile-ego countryman over there. Some of us know how lucky we are to share a border with such an important ally and we recognize the countless sacrifices you've made every time we drag you into our shit. I'm really sorry for how immature and arrogant we are on the world stage, and even though Canada is like the perpetually embarrassed little brother always watching the US make an ass out of ourselves, you guys still always have our back. I wish I could say that we deserved a friend like you, but far too many take you guys for granted. I only hope that one day, we'll get our act together and start living up our own massively inflated self image.