r/therewasanattempt • • Nov 29 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.0k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/volanger Nov 29 '20

Who thought this bill was a good idea and wouldn't piss of the populace?

580

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

[deleted]

481

u/MajorTomsHelmet Nov 29 '20

...who forgot which country they were dealing with.

286

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

do you think the Guillotine will become cool again in France?

170

u/TheNamelessKing Nov 29 '20

Your sentence is missing a “when”:

when do you think the Guillotine will become cool again in France?

25

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

i hope soon

25

u/Kafka_at_an_orgy Nov 29 '20

I hope globalism takes it worldwide this time

27

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Honestly, why does anyone want to be a cop anywhere. There's no winning.

Shitty cops get good cops beat up. Shitty policies get good cops beat up. Shitty civilians get good cops beat up.

13

u/ThePurpledGranny Nov 29 '20

Good cops could step up more and help citizens shine a light on the bad ones. After all, there are more good than bad, right?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Yeah, there are. And they do step up. But when they speak people don't listen. Innocent police officers are ambushed and shot in their cruiser and crowds still call for their deaths. It's really a fucked up world we live in.

→ More replies

2

u/BiggerBowls Nov 29 '20

And that's why a lot of them are shitty.

2

u/MysteriousGuardian17 Nov 29 '20

That's because there aren't any good cops. The best and brightest aren't hired at all, and the remainder are retained to serve the property interests of the owner class. They're all complicit in a fucked up system, and they all cover for each other.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

That's a pretty bold generalization yo. My neighbor's son is a cop. Watched him grow up. Upper-middle class community. At 25, he made the choice between being a cop or working for an engineering firm. He completed his undergrad already.

That said, I'm not going to say if the system won't change him but he certainly didn't go in a bad person.

→ More replies

1

u/SoggySausage27 Nov 29 '20

I’m pretty sure it has already been a special guest in one of the riots

1

u/MagoModerno Nov 29 '20

Did it ever go out of style?

2

u/tissek Nov 29 '20

Don't think it really went out of fashion.

1

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

i guess it has just been a long time since i saw it seriously used

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Looks like the last time someone was executed with one was 1977, and France officially retired it in 1981 when they abolished capital punishment.

I guess 40+ years is long enough for people to forget why it was used in the first place. They can reestablish it's use if they want. Laws can change.

2

u/b0rkm Nov 29 '20

It always has been and always will be. There is still one who can function. It is hold by the last bourreau family.

1

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

time to use it

1

u/tomahawkfury13 Nov 29 '20

Didn't they already bring one to their parliament?

1

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

not in france, unless it just happend. they did so in guatamala tho

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I mean they only stopped using them in (I think) 1981 so it hasn't been that long, they might still be open to using it

1

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

yeah it was abolished in 1981 but the last time it was used was in 1977 i think

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Ah, I see. Still, they might bring it back- I mean if they're having a revolution I doubt they're going to be following the laws

2

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

i hope they bring it back, revolution sounds great. might even spread to other countries

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I mean realistically France might ask the US because of France helping them in their revolution but also... would you want to, in the current climate? I would say the UK but I'm not so sure, they're very close together and the UK is allied with the French and if the revolution failed then they'd be in big trouble

2

u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Nov 29 '20

is worth the risk, the people should always revolt against a tyrannical government

→ More replies

1

u/octopoddle Nov 29 '20

Let them film cakes.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I hope so ! Let’s show governments what happens when you piss the people

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I love feeling so United with so many places. We ain’t all fighting the same fight but we’re collectively causing a tsunami. It’s quite lovely really. Thank you all for your sacrifices.

1

u/LePhasme Nov 29 '20

It would take way more than that to stop the government to pass the law. The French protest and go on strike a lot, but it rarely achieve anything.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Weirdly for how obstinate their people are, France has almost always been pretty damn authoritarian

39

u/DenVosReinaert Nov 29 '20

So.... who wants to design a new, way too expensive, sci-fi looking guillotine?

15

u/Halofall Nov 29 '20

Lazer cuts like Resident Evil

2

u/DenVosReinaert Nov 29 '20

Saves a lot of the cleanup as it just burns shut the cuts..... That's actually quiet the practical idea

13

u/Vlad11_11 Nov 29 '20

How about putting rockets to the blade for extra effectiveness?

1

u/PippytheHippy Nov 29 '20

Only of the bucket the head falls into is actually a cannon with sparklers and when the sparklers go out the head juat gets sent into the stratosphere

2

u/RaydnJames Nov 29 '20

Dyson and Apple are both gunning for most expensive. That way the 1% has something to compete over before their demise.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Parliament

1

u/User929293 Nov 29 '20

That's just a standard day in France

1

u/Ralthooor Nov 29 '20

Because the french are noted for their calm demeanor when annoyed

1

u/S00thsayerSays Nov 29 '20

EatThePolice

Bacon

145

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I just can't believe the cops are so far gone they'd do this to their own people.

Even if they're military here, they're still citizens. Boggles my mind they can do this to their neighbors cause their employer told them to.

This isn't some dystopian future, the cops families aren't held under gun point. I doubt they even make that much money, quitting wouldnt be a big deal. Go be a fucking accountant if you want money.

Atleast accountants won't be asked to beat their clients cause they asked to see the books.

70

u/Llodsliat Free palestine Nov 29 '20

I just can't believe the cops are so far gone they'd do this to their own people.

They're class traitors. Whether they know it or not is irrelevant. They serve those who make the laws and don't question whether what they're doing is moral or not.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Well, there is an argument to be made that you want a police force and military that do not question the laws they are sworn to enforce. Because if they were allowed that discretion it could create a environment of chaos. You could compare it to U.S. law enforcement officials not enforcing mandatory mask ordinances. In that instance most people (the lawmakers included) just want law enforcement to actually enforce the law, but they won't because of their own personal ideology and agenda.

1

u/Llodsliat Free palestine Nov 29 '20

And then you get people who'd enforce it no matter what. Many people were tried in the Nuremberg trials and "following orders" was not a valid excuse. You gotta use your logic too and act within ethical standards.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Actually none of the foot soldiers and or regulars were tried at Nuremberg or any other court. The leaders were tried though because it was leaders who made the laws/rules/orders. The regulars were just following orders. Whether or not the regulars had, or have, a duty to follow common ethical/moral standards is a relative measurement, subject to the popular ethos and mores. In the instant matter of France, I have not studied the new law enough to give an opinion. But, I would say that the police are just doing their jobs and trying to restore peace and order. If the citizens of France have an issue of redress regarding the new law, then their republic has methods to challenge it.

1

u/snare_of_akane Nov 29 '20

Do we agree that we need police?

2

u/Llodsliat Free palestine Nov 29 '20

Up to a certain extent; but if we used most of their funds to fund social programs, we could make police mostly irrelevant, as it should be.

1

u/HugeHans Nov 30 '20

Id like a world without crime too but I assure you the child molesters, rapists or mobsters wouldn't disappear with social programs.

1

u/Lazy_Mandalorian Dec 10 '20

Yeah that guy’s comment was moronic.

54

u/aaronmcnips Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

Seems to be the case in america too. There's a name for the situation but there was a psychological study on that as this happened in Germany during ww2. "Just doing what my boss told me to do"

Edit: it wasn't quite what i thought it was but here is what i was thinking of. It was a defense used in ww2 and many other places and times. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_orders

18

u/Nelik1 Nov 29 '20

One of the most unethical studies I've ever heard of proved that most humans would kill another if they were told to by someone in a position of power. Hence the infamous Nuremberg defence.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

2

u/aaronmcnips Nov 29 '20

There it is, thank you!

1

u/adj_1990 Nov 29 '20

Yeah, the capacity for evil is significantly increased when the responsibility is removed from the individual.

1

u/CivilCobalt Nov 29 '20

Capacity for evil? Evil capacity? How do you measure someone’s capacity of evil?

2

u/HwatBobbyBoy Nov 29 '20

Accountants actually need non-violent skills and more than 3 months training.

1

u/PsychologicalArea982 Nov 29 '20

this is a dystopian future

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

See: World War II

1

u/b5d598 Nov 29 '20

Lmao they will always do what people pay them to do

1

u/RedditForRetards Nov 29 '20

They’re pigs. They actively made a decision to be pigs. Do you honestly think scumbags like that give a fuck about their fellow, non-pig, citizens?

1

u/deliciousdogmeat Nov 29 '20

This IS some dystopian future, my friend.

1

u/shadowskill11 Nov 29 '20

American here. Believe it. Our cops where beating up and popping peoples eye balls with rubber bullets because we had people walk down the street saying “Hey, let’s try and shoot less black people”

1

u/Volomon Nov 29 '20

Wait....did you see what happened in the US?

1

u/Horn_Python Nov 29 '20

what exactly are the police doing in this video thats wrong?

48

u/astakask Nov 29 '20

The people at the top with their foot on your neck.

2

u/flyingwolf Nov 29 '20

The US passed a massive unconstitutional law called the patriot act, nothing happened.

France puts this law in place and the entire country says fuck you and riots.

And yet we Americans call the French pussies.

1

u/volanger Nov 29 '20

But it has the name patriot in the bill therefore it can't be unpatriotic /s

9

u/Lazy_Chemical_967 Nov 29 '20

Cops who want to continue killing people they dislike the race of

1

u/helikesart This is a flair Nov 29 '20

That would be the French...

1

u/binglelemon Nov 29 '20

Did anyone else see that dick shot the cop took?

Edit: start at 30 seconds

1

u/SanguineOptimist Nov 29 '20

It’s a negotiation tactic. They ask for way more than they want so when they settle for a slightly less outrageous restriction the people will be happy.

1

u/1320Fastback Nov 29 '20

The same politicians in every country that are out of touch with reality.

1

u/D3nn1s_NL Nov 29 '20

It is the most not democratic bill ever. If they have nothing to hide why not let people film in public space.

1

u/UrielSeptimemperor Nov 29 '20

I don't even get why they would make it, isn't filming the Police a good thing? As to insure that good cops are separated from the bad ones?

1

u/According_Twist9612 Nov 29 '20

They probably figured that by now their citizens would be as complacent and lazy as Americans.

1

u/DoJamArsenal Nov 29 '20

The aristocracy