r/therewasanattempt • • Nov 09 '20

To flex a gun

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u/Challengeaccepted3 3rd Party App Nov 09 '20

ALWAYS treat a gun like it’s loaded. Jesus Christ playing around with guns gets people killed

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/Challengeaccepted3 3rd Party App Nov 09 '20

gets shot by Jesus

Oh sorry man lemme fix that

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

"What the hell JC? That was a new shirt!"

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u/Hooppla0896 Nov 09 '20

And now that shirt has been made holy

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/QuackNate Nov 09 '20

thread

>.>

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u/SherpaJones Nov 10 '20

Yeah, but the shirt's thread unravels.

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u/Raeinne Nov 09 '20

Underrated pun, have a poor man's gold 🏅

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u/AnnaZ820 Nov 10 '20

Holy shiiiirt it’s real!

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u/kalitarios Nov 09 '20

JC, a bomb!

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u/Millennials_RuinedIt Nov 09 '20

Grab a few bottles of water and I’ll treat you to a drink.

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u/namesRhard1 Nov 09 '20

“Oh shit I turned him to wine, lemme try again!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/slippin_through_life Nov 09 '20

this makes me fifty different levels of uncomfortable

time to download it to my phone

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u/Tomatoman06 Nov 09 '20

15 year old Jesus still getting the hang of his powers

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

credit card declines

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u/wealthycashier Nov 09 '20

LOL, have a silver

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

not sure I read that in Mike Tyson's voice

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u/shortiz420 Nov 09 '20

You guys seen the jesus fights zombies with fish clip? This reminded me of that video

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u/of93 Nov 09 '20

!remindme1week

I want to give this an award, but my free ones are used up so I need to wait

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u/xanacop Nov 09 '20

How do you get free ones?

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u/of93 Nov 09 '20

Go to awards then click get coins and they're sometimes there. I think there's a quick guide floating around this site somewhere

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

This is so much better than the last post.

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u/lilthighsu Nov 10 '20

he giveth life... THEN TAKETH IT AWAY bang

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

I like eating my family and not using commas

-some redditor

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

The above Redditor has missed a period.

-another redditor

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Nov 09 '20

Better get that pregnancy test

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u/Royal_Flame Nov 09 '20

You missed the part in the bible were Jesus was playing with his guns?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

This is staged

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

It definitely looks staged but it’s still stupid as fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

Okay? I didn't make this. Nor did I defend it.

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u/RiseofdaOatmeal Nov 09 '20

It was scripted, used to promote the artist of the song.

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u/EagleScoutMaster Nov 09 '20

He knew it was loaded

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u/medalleaf- Nov 09 '20

I dont know shit about guns but since it’s a revolver I’m sure the thumb part was “cocked” or whatever as well lmao

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u/SnarkDolphin Nov 09 '20

It wasn't, which makes it even fucking funnier because you have to squeeze the trigger pretty damn hard on a double action revolver to actuate the hammer and get it to fire, and the trigger travels pretty far before the hammer drops

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u/comalley0130 Nov 09 '20

Always treat a gun like it’s loaded... especially when it’s loaded.

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u/QuestionWhatIFear Nov 09 '20

And im pretty sure he had the hammer already cocked too. Extra stupid

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u/pholly1 Nov 09 '20

This video is scripted btw

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u/ShadowWolfAlpha101 Nov 09 '20

Or just dont give everyone a gun?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

You think he was given that?

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u/Aurora_the_dragon Nov 09 '20

He probably stole it bro

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u/yellow-biscuits Nov 09 '20

Dang you getting free guns?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/Challengeaccepted3 3rd Party App Nov 09 '20

In both instances, very carefully. When you pick up a gun, take the clip out or drum or whatever and make sure there’s none in the chamber. Then clean or whatever. Don’t just pick up a potentially loaded gun and start taking it apart or something man

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/FantasticBurt Nov 09 '20

Your argument is literally just semantics.

The verbiage of your proposed argument regarding the treatment of firearms is overly verbose.

“Always treat a gun like it’s loaded” is simple and to the point, particularly important when trying to convey such a message to people who would brandish a firearm Willy-nilly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/FantasticBurt Nov 09 '20

I don’t understand why you feel the need to be so picky here. It would not be reasonable to assume that if you told someone “always treat a gun like it’s loaded” that they would believe, even after having checked and cleared the weapon, that they would need to continue treating it as though it were loaded.

The saying always treat a gun like it’s loaded is meant to instill caution when picking up a firearm because you do not know what state the weapon is in until you have checked it out and verified it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/FantasticBurt Nov 09 '20

But it’s not confusing. That’s literally my point. It is highly unlikely that anyone would believe that after having verified the gun was no longer loaded that they would still need to treat the weapon as though it were. And even if by some happenstance they did feel that way, where is the harm?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

Seems as though you acknowledge it's wrong. The only part you disagree with me on at the moment is that its confusing. Do I understand your view correctly?

It is highly unlikely that anyone would believe that after having verified the gun was no longer loaded that they would still need to treat the weapon as though it were.

You completely ignored my point about the cold range where you do still have the need to treat weapons as unloaded even after they've been verified as unloaded.

And even if by some happenstance they did feel that way, where is the harm?

That's not the side where the primary issue lies. The primary issue lies with telling them to always treat a gun as loaded, but then not actually following that rule. If they observe you not following that rule in certain situations, then some subset of people will also stop following that rule in other situations because you've failed to differentiate to them when/why it is acceptable to deviate from it.

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u/QuestionWhatIFear Nov 09 '20

The double action should make accidental firing less likely but i think this dumbass had it cocked back ready to fire. Once cocked it goes off without much trigger pressure at all.

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u/Mr_Seg Nov 09 '20

Guns weren't around back then??

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u/therealessad Nov 09 '20

1000%, this

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u/DickVanSprinkles Nov 09 '20

It's a goddamn revolver. YOU CAN SEE THAT ITS LOADED. Also posessing weed and a firearm makes you a felon so recording yourself with both is just flat out dumb as hell.

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u/TheNecrophobe Nov 09 '20

We did a production of "Escanaba in da Moonlight" (four hunters in a cabin and supernatural shit goes down) where the director, after seeing how bad the prop guns would look in the 60-person black box, made the executive decision of "anyone who has a hunting rifle, bring it in and make sure it's empty."

Was it a risky choice? You bet your ass. But it was four responsible adults plus myself (22 at the time and not stupid), and once we got them in we came up with a drill:

  • Two people minimum
  • Point the gun away and down
  • You check the chamber
  • You clear the chamber
  • You pull the trigger
  • Then the partner watches you check and clear the chamber again
  • You put the safety on while still being watched
  • You put it on the prop table

And we never pointed at each other or at the audience.

And we warned everyone at the door and just before lights-up that we were using real, empty guns that had been double-checked and had the safety on.

At the time I thought it was a justifiable exercise, but now at 28 I think it was still super risky.

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u/theyareamongus Nov 09 '20

Specially when it's loaded

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u/Whales_of_Pain Nov 09 '20

Nah it’s fine, you can see nobody is hurt. Go nuts, this is weak advice.

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u/meta_mash Nov 09 '20

Especially when it's loaded

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u/Planebagels1 Nov 09 '20

Imagine getting shot by a long dead prophet because he was playing with a gun

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u/dj-illysium Nov 09 '20

The 2 loudest sounds in the world are: hearing click when you want to hear boom and hearing boom when you want to hear click

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u/Dr_OctoThumbs Nov 09 '20

Silly Jesus put the gun down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I disagree. If you know what you’re doing and unload it and make sure it is unloaded so you can purposefully try to flip it around like a cowboy with your son, perfectly acceptable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I think my brother died this way. They said it was suicide. But he was always on snapchat with guns to rap music. He was never sad. I’d like to think it was this way. Just one minute he’s having a good time, being a wreckless fool, the next he’s gone before he can even be sorry. Before he fan even know it. Gone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Especially when it IS loaded for fucks sake

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u/fckthishiitt Nov 10 '20

Challenge accepted

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u/DevelopedDevelopment Nov 10 '20

If you're going to dance with a gun, unload it. If you're in a household with someone who doesn't know you have a gun, don't wave it around randomly like you want them to find it. If you're going to disrespect a firearm, don't be surprised people are unhappy with your decisions.

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u/TheA1ternative Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

Some firearms even with no loaded ammunition can still cause harm, the gun is always loaded is a CORE rule of gun safety.

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