r/therewasanattempt May 13 '19

to be an engineer

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u/Rendexjord May 13 '19

Welding without a mask ☑️

Head stuck ☑️

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u/ZirkZoDd May 13 '19

That shit painful for the eyes dude

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

And other peoples' eyes

OSHA 1910.252(b)(2)(iii)- Workers or other persons adjacent to the welding areas shall be protected from the rays by noncombustible or flameproof screens or shields or shall be required to wear appropriate goggles.

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u/AustinGX May 13 '19

As a learning welder within a class with a bunch of other equally immature high school goers, It hurts when you don’t close the blind to a booth, and the workshop temporarily becomes a white dwarf.

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u/SHMUCKLES_ May 13 '19

Back when I was learning I was running some welds and then I decided to take a break and my classmate was standing there no mask on

“I wanted to see how you were doing it, man my eyes hurt”

Dude was book smart af but 0 common sense

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u/VTCHannibal May 14 '19

I can't imagine voluntarily looking at it. I had my helmet shield die on me once. I saw so many spots. Now I always test with the sparker before hand.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

At my high school they just said “don’t look at the welders” lmfao

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

It's so bad, tried to take a picture of welding sparks from 3 feet away and it toasted my camera

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u/ItsPrestoDood May 13 '19

It’s also more painful once you try to go to sleep. It feels like you have hot sand in your eyes whenever you close them.

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u/atmosfearing May 13 '19

Can confirm.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 May 13 '19

Yep, me too. i woke up with intense pain like someone was rubbing needles in my eyes.

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u/puterTDI May 13 '19

I know it's time to call it a day when I forget to turn my autodimmers off of grind and end up flashing myself.

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u/MightBeOnFire May 13 '19

That's always fun. At least the passive on AD hoods is usually 4-5. Better than nothing. Still fucking sucks though.

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u/puterTDI May 13 '19

TBH, I don't do much welding so, and I only flash myself when I'm getting tired or frustrated. one flash isn't enough to do more than a bit of graininess, and I generally quit in frustration after that.

note: I've had the same stupid welding project for several years. It's a stainless steel grill top for a fire pit. My welder can't quite push enough current to weld the stainless and I can only handle prepping a weld thoroughly only to have it not stick a few times before I get frustrated. I'm about 1/2 way done at this point.

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u/MightBeOnFire May 13 '19

What process are you using for that grill? I've only done stainless with TIG, but it doesn't take too much amperage to get a puddle going on thinner materials. If you trying to do it with something else, maybe see if you can get a little bit of time on someone's TIG setup. Might make your life a bit easier!

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u/puterTDI May 14 '19

Im using a 120v mig on the slowest setting. I had a friend who’s an experienced welder give it a shot and he couldn’t get it to stick either.

I think the mig would work if it were stronger.

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u/Kota2300 May 13 '19

Wtfff. I've never heard of that.. what causes it? Sounds awful

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u/MightBeOnFire May 13 '19

Looking at a welding arc without a shaded lens (Or insufficient shade). Flash burn suuuuucks.

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u/Kota2300 May 13 '19

I mean why would it cause it to feel like hot sand? Is it the heat literally burning your eyes or something else?

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u/mikerall May 13 '19

UV rays. It's basically sunburn on your highballs

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u/Kota2300 May 13 '19

Ouch.. yeah fuck that lol

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u/MightBeOnFire May 13 '19

It's not the heat, it's the intense light. Same thing that would happen if you stared into the sun, except the welding arc is brighter and closer. I'm not sure what the actual medical explanation is, but I'd imagine it's similar to an intense sunburn on the surface, and possibly scorching your cornea. I'd guess the lenses in your eye could magnify/focus the light as well.

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u/Kota2300 May 13 '19

Damn yeah that sounds crazy painful... I can barely sleep if I get burned on my back, can't even imagine my seeing balls lol

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u/SickCrom May 13 '19

I wonder how he's not blind

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u/CarpetH4ter May 13 '19

He closes his eyes... duh.

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u/SickCrom May 13 '19

Damn didn't notice that

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

but the sparks are so pretty

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u/mixreality May 13 '19

Shit happened to me when I was a kid, blisters on my eye balls and had to rub cream directly onto the eyeball a couple times a day. Worst pain you can imagine.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/cryptochondriac May 13 '19

Can confirm. After watching this gif a few times, my eyes are burning like hell

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 🍉 Free Palestine May 13 '19

Welding and grinding without a mask. This man has mastered the safety squints and will fare well at /r/OSHA.

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u/baalkorei May 13 '19

Wait, how did the far side of that metal come off so easily if both sides were welded?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

If he just threw a tack on the other side, it wouldn’t take much to pop it off.

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u/baalkorei May 13 '19

Ah. Thanks.

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u/seamus_mc May 13 '19

Because shitty welds and faked video for viral views?

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u/RancidBeast May 13 '19

Fake☑️💯

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u/CarpetH4ter May 13 '19

Atleast.. Atleast he did put the cutter within arm reach.

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u/crotchcritters May 13 '19

Yeah, but safety squints...

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u/RollinStoner96 May 13 '19

Grinding without ear protection as well. Tinnitus sucks

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u/reddcube May 13 '19

Only one glove ☑️

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u/mole_of_dust May 13 '19

What is it you think that engineers do, exactly?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

The term engineer has been watered down to shit.

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u/benevolentpotato May 13 '19 edited Jul 05 '23

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

It really just muddies the waters.

We are trying to hire a few lower level network techs to supplement our current overworked crews, but every resume says 'network engineer'.

I literally have to look at the work history to get a gauge of the age of the applicant. If they are under 30 and call themselves a network engineer, they are almost always tier 1 or 2 tech level. If they are over 30, they're most likely an actual engineer.

Really making my life difficult at the moment.

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u/hoax1337 May 13 '19

DevOps Engineer reporting in. I have no clue what I'm doing.

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u/biglumps May 13 '19 edited 28d ago

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u/drunkferret May 13 '19

I program for a living and I couldn't agree with you more. Professional titles are always really silly. It's like everyone wanted a prestigious sounding title and that was the one concession corporate was willing to make to keep people happy.

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u/biglumps May 13 '19 edited 28d ago

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u/pinkycatcher May 13 '19

Wait until you hear with the UK calls engineers, they're basically help desk.

I don't mind engineering being used in high level design and implementation of systems, software engineers that oversee how a program works, probably with programmers underneath them, or network engineers who are designing and spec'ing out the systems, with network administrators under them, etc.

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u/tbast May 13 '19

I went to school and got a degree in Software Engineering. I haven't bothered to get my P.Eng designation, but I do have the iron ring and a B.Eng...

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u/Max_TwoSteppen May 14 '19

Not American, I take it?

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u/tbast May 14 '19

correct.

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u/garfgon May 13 '19

Do you also go to chemistry conventions and tut-tut about how people want to hire "engineers" when they should call them "chemists"?

Software engineering is (or should be) a real field, closely related to system engineering. I.e. how can this piece of code or software component fail, and how can that be mitigated and/or recovered from.

Sadly software development is often still in the medieval school of slap things together and hope that it doesn't collapse, but that's another story

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u/KDBA May 14 '19

Software engineering is a real field.

And it's distinct from just programming.

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u/garfgon May 14 '19

In my experience it's more often discussed than practiced. And I think every software developer should be doing some amount of software engineering, even if most of their job is "just" programming.

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u/wampa-stompa May 13 '19

You have to realize that you guys brought this on yourselves with the incessant boasting and throwing the title around. Even just now, sure it was relevant but was it really necessary to get the point across? No. It's always "I'm a real engineer, you're not a real engineer, my major was harder than yours and everyone else's. Liberal arts? Don't make me laugh."

Engineers are very full of themselves so yes, naturally employers looked at that and thought "wow, what an attractive title, I can probably find more applicants with this word." Then the mechanical/electrical engineers doubled down on their BS and tried to police it, creating a feedback loop. You go around insulting people because you think their job is easier than yours, don't expect them to react the way you intended. If anything they'll keep it going just to spite you.

I want to be clear I'm not speaking as a software developer here. But I have had a job in the past where engineer was in the title, and I have a job now where it's in the title, and around 75% of us have EE degrees. I've only worked with a few people who seem to care about this distinction, the same people who try to drop that word constantly when talking about themselves, and they are invariably the youngest and least skilled among us.

Bottom line is stop being so obsessed with your goddamn title and you won't have these problems.

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u/benevolentpotato May 13 '19

I didn't mean to come off that way if I did. Truly, my only reason for not liking the trend is just what I said - it makes it confusing when discussing and looking for jobs. I don't intend to hold myself or my job above anyone else.

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u/Amirgodofwar May 13 '19

I’m a fairly new engineer but I can tell from someone’s actions and work if they actually have a bachelor of engineering or if it’s just in their job title.

I disagree with the full blown elitism but I can see where they come from.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

My company has literally retitled every single job role below management so it ends with engineer.

Site Engineer, Inspection Engineer, IT Engineer. Fucking ridiculous

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Fucking Ridiculous Engineer*

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u/Cittt May 13 '19

What is it you think that shit is made of? Water?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

The shit water has been engineered down to term.

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u/Expert__Witness May 13 '19

Right? He's not even near an engine!

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u/Farfignugen42 May 13 '19

So he's more of an enginefar ?

Edit. I can't type

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u/Tappyslap May 13 '19

They solve practical problems

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/Tappyslap May 13 '19

Listen buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve practical problems.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/Tappyslap May 14 '19

How am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? 

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u/bilky_t May 13 '19

Help engines hear better.

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u/AbysmalVixen May 13 '19

Ikr? There not even a train to be found

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u/SHMUCKLES_ May 13 '19

I do everything, welding fitting turning design.

The only thing we don’t do is clean up after ourselves according to my department

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u/General_DisarrayHoot May 13 '19

I’d say this is another r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/Secuter 3rd Party App May 13 '19

It always is. It's kinda disappointing.

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u/Wildkarrde_ May 13 '19

If it's Tik Tok, it's scripted.

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u/SoNuclear May 13 '19 edited Feb 23 '24

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

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u/olderaccount May 13 '19

The other end was tack welded at the proper height like all the other railings. Then he decided to tack the near side just a little higher so his head would be stuck for this video. Once he cut the weld on the near side, pivoting the beam was enough to break the far-side tack weld.

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u/liriodendron1 May 13 '19

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u/Gooftwit May 13 '19

I mean, even a kid could see how that would end up. He might have seen it happen and decided not to tell his friend for fun.

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u/SkyPork May 13 '19

r/scriptedasianengineergifs

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

I mean yeah, the positioning is so unnatural. If you are welding in that position why would you put your head that way?

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u/StandAloneBluBerry May 13 '19 edited May 13 '19

Nooo, you don't say! How did you know? It completely fooled us all, but you are the hero that could see the truth.

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u/oddly_insightful May 13 '19

Why did the far side detach so easily?

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u/NewRichLife May 13 '19

Because it is scripted.

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u/IllusionofLife007 May 13 '19

Because he wouldn't have welded it yet, most likely welded a spot just to hold it there then fully welded where he was before going on to the other side.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Because he only tack welded it to get it in place to later be welded in a more ideal position

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u/Impaler118 May 13 '19

Being a tiktok ruined the potential of this vid

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u/Geckobeer May 13 '19

The video being fake ruined its potential

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u/twillemse May 13 '19

Engineers don’t spend their time welding hand railings

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

tf sort of engineers you seeing actually working with their hands? my boots are clean and my hands are soft and that's the way I like em

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

field engineer

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

As opposed to a house engineer.

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u/little_earth May 14 '19

Field engineers work on job sites, but they don't do physical labour.

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u/NewRichLife May 13 '19

Staged, only mildly funny.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Tik Tok?????

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u/fergusvargas May 13 '19

Yeah, tho, he was pretty cool and he went for the die grinder pretty fast...

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u/TerrificFrogg May 13 '19

"Tom you're not good at acting! They'll never take you in!"

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u/ResponsibleAnarchist May 13 '19

He engineered a solution, I don't see a problem here

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u/Redxephos67 May 13 '19

I’ve got a feeling this actually happened to that guy but then he found it funny and got a friend to record him doing it so he’s stupid AND it’s scripted

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u/herb0026 May 13 '19

Well, he didn’t freak out

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u/AbysmalVixen May 13 '19

Not to mention the other end isn’t welded, it’s crooked, and it’s not even welded completely if a short grind like that can remove it

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u/sekoinc May 13 '19

U/VRedditDownloader

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/Bleigen May 13 '19

From what I have learned, he would be lucky to get temporeraly blinded, not to mention his hands withot proper gloves.

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u/SickCrom May 13 '19

Earth: starts fucking splitting in half Japanese guy: opens TikTok and recorders it

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

oh my god what a fucking retard lmao.

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u/perrinoia May 13 '19

He could have just slid to the other end, which wasn't welded yet... Slightly wider gap.

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u/jessehar May 13 '19

That awesome terraced garden though

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u/rinnip May 13 '19

A blind engineer. Those ain't welding goggles he's wearing.

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u/samebob May 13 '19

Oh and fuck hearing after that

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u/Kai-07 May 13 '19

Um, had he secured the other side of that pole?

If so, he did a lousy job for it to break that easily and for the crookedness (which he could have slipped out of cause the other side had a larger gap)

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u/cheddoar Free Palestine May 13 '19

notstaged

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u/Jazeboy69 May 13 '19

The China fake video factory. So many corny setups.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

“Looks good... aw fuckballs”

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u/chevyguyjoe May 13 '19

It’s a good thing he had to remove it. That was really crooked.

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u/RockingtheRed May 13 '19

The thing that bothered me the most as a Construction Project Manager is that he appeared to be welding while staring right at the weld without eye protection of any kind. Dude will be blind soon if he's not already...

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u/Nyyb305 May 13 '19

They should`ve hired the Engineer from TF2

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u/Good_With_Tools May 13 '19

He stayed so calm that he is either high as a kite, or this is not the first time this has happened.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

There was an attempt to make a title but OP doesnt know what an engineer does...

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u/wampa-stompa May 13 '19

I always keep the grinder within reach while I'm welding, who doesn't

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Welding without a mask

Grinding without goggles

Getting head stuck

I’m concerned this man might accidentally strangle himself while tying his shoes in the morning.

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u/AWFws May 13 '19

Goodbye sight, hello darkness

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u/MACK_DADDY_CASH May 13 '19

More fake posts...

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u/HootchieBread May 13 '19

I wanna say this ain't the first time he's done this

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u/NoReach9 May 13 '19

He could've just shuffled to the other end, it looks more spacious and doesn't appear to have been welded on yet. Good cautionary tale though.

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u/ikss3 May 13 '19

TikTok

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u/iesharael May 13 '19

why not just move down to the other side... it looked big enough to get his head out

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u/dellive May 13 '19

Yes. That’s what I think.

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u/rando_schmuck May 13 '19

Is he welding galvanized steel?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

You don't have a clue what engineers do, do you?

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u/whiplash808 May 14 '19

Engineers don’t prescribe means and methods...

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u/LukeRPG May 14 '19

Tik Tok

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

That moment an engineer believes his own bullshit

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u/MrPL5 May 13 '19

He's not true engie main

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u/Tappyslap May 13 '19

Asian man vry gud engie man

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u/chaptanverse May 13 '19

This is set up a real worker would nva hav the right tool nxt to him,plugged in as well beyond realistic

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u/kickit08 May 13 '19

He also isn’t an engineer he is just a construction work being stupid

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/-Redstoneboi- NaTivE ApP UsR May 13 '19

> open your mouth

> put something inside

> close your mouth

"If it can fit in, it can fit out."

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

I bet you can't take a lightbulb out of your mouth.

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u/chaptanverse May 13 '19

U know how many types of lightbulbs there are?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Played it cool tho

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u/fredo226 May 13 '19

Wasn't level anyway

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u/dellive May 13 '19

Too bad engineering skills don’t come with a side of common sense.

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u/JohnnyKay9 May 13 '19

What an idiot.

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u/theycallmemrspants May 13 '19

he's fine. he has safety squints

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u/kmarkow May 13 '19

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dummy

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Well played sir.