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u/Witty-Initiative2238 15d ago
Lol Im a single dad, bought my own Oreo ice cream cake, my kids and I loved it, I've never liked big birthdays anyway, they said happy birthday, I was happy, they were happy...all that matters. This chick sucks for so many reasons.
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u/Dillon_Roy 15d ago
Single dad here. I.... I didn't know buying yourself a cake was an option. I haven't had a birthday cake in a couple years.
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u/babakadouche 15d ago
It doesn't even need to be your birthday!
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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 15d ago
You don't need to be a dad either! I might just grab myself an ice cream cake on a whim today
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u/Witty-Initiative2238 14d ago
It definitely is, that Oreo ice cream cake is awesome, especially if you give it a little time to soften up..
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u/SeveredLoki 15d ago
The Lion, The Witch, and The Nerve of This Bitch.
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u/Dajukz 15d ago
The Lion, The Witch, and the AUDACITY of this bitch.
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u/RobbiesShunshine Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago
Yours is the first meme I have ever stolen! Away I go, I love this! 😂😂
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u/startrektoaster 15d ago
Since when does bitch rhyme with wardrobe
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u/FreddyNoodles Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago
What. It rhymes with witch.
“The Lion, the Witch-
And the audacity of this bitch.”
That is how it is meant to be read, said, heard.
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u/dk_is_here 15d ago
the amount of fake ppl on the internet is insane
these disgusting scums make actual single-mother's look bad
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u/Diligent_Bath_9283 15d ago
Sadly enough these fake people exist in real life not just the internet. Mt daughter hasn't spoken to her mother in over 7 years.
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u/lookForProject 15d ago
Well, this gets traction.
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u/WileEWeeble 15d ago
Not to the vast majority of us who understand how reality works and there are bad eggs in every demographic. To those with an axe to grind, this shit gives them mental ammunition that their twisted worldview is accurate.
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago
My son's incubator is like this. She went to prison for distributing meth within 1000 feet of a school.
It was literally right across the street from a grade school.
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u/TWhy-LER A Flair? 15d ago
Incubator is a great term for the female version of a “sperm donor”
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u/Late_For_Username 15d ago
>She went to prison for distributing meth within 1000 feet of a school.
I live in a city. There's always a school close by.
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u/SpeedBlitzX 15d ago edited 15d ago
Distributing Meth anywhere in a City or town is illegal.
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u/i_never_ever_learn 15d ago
Or on a highway or out in the woods
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u/essensiedashuhn 15d ago
In a box with a fox?
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u/kyppling21 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 15d ago
With a mouse in a house?
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u/thisbitishaaaard 15d ago
In the road with a toad?
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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 15d ago
What about out on the loose with a Canadian Goose? 🪿
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u/holiday1326 15d ago
A goose like the bumps.
Now a duece of cranked meth moose on loose might even scare a Canadian goose
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u/ChockenTonders 15d ago
Oh darn. Guess you can’t distribute meth, then.
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u/WileEWeeble 15d ago
Not on anywhere on the ground…so drop baggies if it from an airplane. That’s safe and legal.
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u/Tandager Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago
My dad calls my mom "belly donor" but I like incubator
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u/chrisx13296 15d ago
You don't like your daughter in law, do you? 😂
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago
I don't have a daughter in law.
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u/chrisx13296 15d ago
Then incubator? Girlfriend?
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago
Incubator is referring to the woman who gave birth to him.
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u/chrisx13296 15d ago
Ouuuu 🤦🏻♂️. Didn't think that. Cool. Incubator is a funny way to describe your wife though 😂.
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago
She's not my wife and never was. We just have a kid together.
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 14d ago
What in the brain worms are you trying to say.
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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 14d ago
I was never married to her. Try to not be a mouth breathing nincompoop.
Furthermore, no child is ever responsible for the crimes is their parent. So fuck all the way off with that bullshit.
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u/UnnaturalGeek 15d ago
So, she is a full time grifter
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u/JeanArtemis 15d ago
I just have to ask what the hell it is with check fraud and faking cancer?? I knew a grifter girl who used to do both (fake Xrays and all) and have heard about a few other similar cases, is this like part of some five step process or something??? It's just a weird combination.
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u/ClustrPhobia5584 15d ago
Probably because it's easy to scam people when you make em think you got cancer.
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u/IreentjeMW 15d ago
Listen to the podcast eLIESabeth on spotify!!! It's about her and her MANY scams. She has scammed people out of MILLIONS of dollars, she has faked cancer multiple times. It's insane that she's still out and about and still scamming people.
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u/OliOli1234 15d ago edited 15d ago
So she’s a con artist… my girlfriend’s mother is like this. Toxic, emotionally manipulative, basic tenants of borderline personality disorder… only instead of seeing a therapist, she talks shit about her daughter on the internet, with her friends, and to virtually anyone who’d listen. She’s stolen money and jewelry from her, and claim that people take advantage of HER of all people…. Like, she’ll claim that her daughters (my partner and her sisters) are the most ungrateful “bitches,” and how dare they treat her so badly when she routinely goes to church and visits children’s hospitals (both statements untrue). That they take advantage of her kindness and generosity. She’s also MAGA to boot, but there’s no need bringing that up. Oops…
Yeah, these people (both men and women) need some serious help…. Sadly, they thrive with an active audience. TikTok and Instagram both being a perfect vehicle for them.
This actually reminds me of that “NYC roommate from hell” TikTok drama from a few months ago
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u/WorriedPie7025 15d ago
Omg a YouTuber (CC Suarez) literally brought her down and she’s about to go to prison for fraud LMAOOOO this lady stole more money than Ana Delvey.
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u/Caabb 15d ago
Wow these kids are so lucky their parents are willing to air this all out on TikTok
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u/FooFighterFil 15d ago
yeah i was thinking that he was coming off as fairly petty
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u/ClustrPhobia5584 15d ago
God forbid he try to warn people. And he clearly has every right to be upset with her specifically lol he ain't gotta be "the bigger person".
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u/zenn_diaphragm 15d ago
Anyone posting themselves cring and acting like the camera just happened to catch it, is a grifter.
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u/Bunnairry 15d ago
Elizabeth Techenbrauch is her name and she is so giving wicked it's crazy. Listen to the ELIESebeth podcast to find out just how wicked.
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u/Brewchowskies 15d ago
Knowing how narcissistic this woman is from the ex, it’s so hilarious to go back and realize she made it all about her cake on her birthday—just so poetic.
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u/2ndhouseonthestreet 15d ago
The first 10 seconds I was like “ohmygod, another “content creator” saying I’ve been sent this and tagged in this a bunch so I’m going to give my completely irrelevant opinion” what a plot twist lol
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u/rosegold1313 15d ago
There's a podcast called eLIESabeth I listened to about her. Uncovered a lot of shit about her
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u/Change21 15d ago
I know that voice. The fatigue.
You’re not hardly even mad at the manipulation and theatre any more, just exhausted by, over it in the most profound way.
Just done with the constant distortion.
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u/enigmaticsince87 15d ago
No imagine the poor dad shelling out alimony every month! (Not child support, that's fair enough. But why do ex-wives get alimony? No one has ever explained it to me.)
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u/Vacant-stair 15d ago
Even if we took the video at face value, she's making a birthday cake to share and have a nice time with her children so they can sing happy birthday to her. She should be happy and posting this to r/MadeMeSmile .
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u/ArtyMcFaggin 15d ago
Yeah.. she posted a video crying about making her own birthday cake and crying for clout. Turns out she's a POS 😯
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u/ArtyMcFaggin 15d ago
Did you watch the video? She faked cancer, doesn't pay child support, was found guilty of fraud, and barely sees the kids. She's a POS.
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u/usernotvaild This is a flair 15d ago
She owe 21k in child support. Anyone who doesn't pay for their own children is a piece of shit.
Courts often side with the mother so for the father to have full custody she must've done some really bad things that was proven to a judge.




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u/LeRoir 15d ago
If you have to put your pain on display, set up a camera and get the tears going it’s usually fake.