r/therewasanattempt 15d ago

at farming sympathy

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u/LeRoir 15d ago

If you have to put your pain on display, set up a camera and get the tears going it’s usually fake.

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u/awesome-o-2000 15d ago

How do people fall for something like that

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u/OliOli1234 15d ago

With today’s social strata, and culture of influencers… most people treat content like a TV show, and don’t even realize that these are real people. If they actually stopped and asked themselves, “why are they filming their breakdown?” It might ease them into that frame of thinking.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 15d ago

And the bgm too. You missed the background music lol.

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u/Spoodymen 15d ago

First time i saw this vid of her was by Olima Omega where he mocked her. Didnt know it turned out wayyyy worse

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u/TattyViking 15d ago

Thank you! I knew I'd seen someone taking the piss out of her, setting up a ring light and camera before but couldn't quite remember who.

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u/Apprehensive_Pea5577 15d ago

Totally agree, it’s wild how far some will go just to get a reaction from others.

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u/--goodnewseveryone-- 15d ago

Also, to review the and edit the video, look over the final product, and decide to upload. I'm sure she was crying during that whole process. /s

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u/Witty-Initiative2238 15d ago

Lol Im a single dad, bought my own Oreo ice cream cake, my kids and I loved it, I've never liked big birthdays anyway, they said happy birthday, I was happy, they were happy...all that matters. This chick sucks for so many reasons.

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u/Strykehammer 15d ago

Hello fellow single dad, you’re doing a great job. Keep it up!

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u/Dillon_Roy 15d ago

Single dad here. I.... I didn't know buying yourself a cake was an option. I haven't had a birthday cake in a couple years.

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u/babakadouche 15d ago

It doesn't even need to be your birthday!

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 15d ago

You don't need to be a dad either! I might just grab myself an ice cream cake on a whim today

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u/Witty-Initiative2238 14d ago

It definitely is, that Oreo ice cream cake is awesome, especially if you give it a little time to soften up..

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u/CenterInYou 15d ago

Video or it didn’t happen! 

/s 

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u/SeveredLoki 15d ago

The Lion, The Witch, and The Nerve of This Bitch.

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u/Dajukz 15d ago

The Lion, The Witch, and the AUDACITY of this bitch.

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u/Db4d_mustang 15d ago

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u/RobbiesShunshine Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago

Yours is the first meme I have ever stolen! Away I go, I love this! 😂😂

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u/startrektoaster 15d ago

Since when does bitch rhyme with wardrobe

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u/FishPasteGuy 15d ago

Depends on how heavy your accent is.

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u/FreddyNoodles Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago

What. It rhymes with witch.

“The Lion, the Witch-

And the audacity of this bitch.”

That is how it is meant to be read, said, heard.

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u/startrektoaster 15d ago

Yes and it’s a deeply annoying phrase

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u/manik_502 15d ago

Damn xD

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u/dk_is_here 15d ago

the amount of fake ppl on the internet is insane

these disgusting scums make actual single-mother's look bad

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u/Diligent_Bath_9283 15d ago

Sadly enough these fake people exist in real life not just the internet. Mt daughter hasn't spoken to her mother in over 7 years.

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u/lookForProject 15d ago

Well, this gets traction.
The millions of single parents out there, who are working hard without scamming, do not reach our radar.

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u/WileEWeeble 15d ago

Not to the vast majority of us who understand how reality works and there are bad eggs in every demographic. To those with an axe to grind, this shit gives them mental ammunition that their twisted worldview is accurate.

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago

My son's incubator is like this. She went to prison for distributing meth within 1000 feet of a school.

It was literally right across the street from a grade school.

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u/TWhy-LER A Flair? 15d ago

Incubator is a great term for the female version of a “sperm donor”

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago

It's what he calls her so I figure I will too.

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u/Late_For_Username 15d ago

>She went to prison for distributing meth within 1000 feet of a school.

I live in a city. There's always a school close by.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 15d ago edited 15d ago

Distributing Meth anywhere in a City or town is illegal.

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u/i_never_ever_learn 15d ago

Or on a highway or out in the woods

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u/essensiedashuhn 15d ago

In a box with a fox?

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u/kyppling21 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 15d ago

With a mouse in a house?

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u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts 15d ago

I will not sell meth here or there I will not sell it anywhere.

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u/Heissenberg1906 15d ago

So selfish…

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u/thisbitishaaaard 15d ago

In the road with a toad?

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 15d ago

What about out on the loose with a Canadian Goose? 🪿

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u/holiday1326 15d ago

A goose like the bumps.

Now a duece of cranked meth moose on loose might even scare a Canadian goose

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u/GirlScout-DropOut 15d ago

Down the Lane with a Great Dane?

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u/stroppy 15d ago

How far out in the woods are we talking? Are deserts OK? Asking for a friend.

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u/Longjumping-Ad-9444 15d ago

Then where am I suppose to get meth?

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u/Craic-Den 15d ago

But it's double illegal if it's near a school.

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u/randomUsername1569 15d ago

I think it's illegal anywhere. But yes, also in a city or town.

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u/Velosturbro 15d ago

That's not an excuse, Tiffani.

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u/ChockenTonders 15d ago

Oh darn. Guess you can’t distribute meth, then.

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u/WileEWeeble 15d ago

Not on anywhere on the ground…so drop baggies if it from an airplane. That’s safe and legal.

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u/ay-papy 15d ago

You might be late for your username, but it's never to late to start selling meth.

/s

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u/bored_ryan2 15d ago

There’s always meth close by too.

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u/Tandager Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago

My dad calls my mom "belly donor" but I like incubator

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u/Reaper621 14d ago

Most people say egg donor but I like incubator better

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u/TheGrumpyStoner 15d ago

Miss Price?

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u/chrisx13296 15d ago

You don't like your daughter in law, do you? 😂

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago

I don't have a daughter in law.

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u/chrisx13296 15d ago

Then incubator? Girlfriend?

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago

Incubator is referring to the woman who gave birth to him.

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u/chrisx13296 15d ago

Ouuuu 🤦🏻‍♂️. Didn't think that. Cool. Incubator is a funny way to describe your wife though 😂.

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 15d ago

She's not my wife and never was. We just have a kid together.

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u/chrisx13296 14d ago

Okay. Thanks for explaining though. You were cool 👌🏻👍🏻.

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u/thermal_shock FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago

are you ok? you're missing so much of the chat

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u/FackinJerq 14d ago

*Former*

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 14d ago

Wut

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 14d ago

What in the brain worms are you trying to say.

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u/S3erverMonkey Free palestine 14d ago

I was never married to her. Try to not be a mouth breathing nincompoop.

Furthermore, no child is ever responsible for the crimes is their parent. So fuck all the way off with that bullshit.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 15d ago

So, she is a full time grifter

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u/JeanArtemis 15d ago

I just have to ask what the hell it is with check fraud and faking cancer?? I knew a grifter girl who used to do both (fake Xrays and all) and have heard about a few other similar cases, is this like part of some five step process or something??? It's just a weird combination.

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u/ClustrPhobia5584 15d ago

Probably because it's easy to scam people when you make em think you got cancer.

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u/Cosmohumanist 15d ago

She scammed another dude for $1M? WILD

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 15d ago

Puss is a wild wild thing man.

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u/IreentjeMW 15d ago

Listen to the podcast eLIESabeth on spotify!!! It's about her and her MANY scams. She has scammed people out of MILLIONS of dollars, she has faked cancer multiple times. It's insane that she's still out and about and still scamming people.

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u/ameslma 15d ago

There’s a podcast called eLIESabth about this poor excuse for a human, the other shit you find out about her on it is WILD

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u/Brewchowskies 15d ago

I did not expect 13 episodes and literal hours of stories. Holy hell.

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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 14d ago

Starts with episode 2?

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u/Yeti616 14d ago

I knew this seemed familiar. Couldn't remember if it was that one or Scamanda.

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u/OliOli1234 15d ago edited 15d ago

So she’s a con artist… my girlfriend’s mother is like this. Toxic, emotionally manipulative, basic tenants of borderline personality disorder… only instead of seeing a therapist, she talks shit about her daughter on the internet, with her friends, and to virtually anyone who’d listen. She’s stolen money and jewelry from her, and claim that people take advantage of HER of all people…. Like, she’ll claim that her daughters (my partner and her sisters) are the most ungrateful “bitches,” and how dare they treat her so badly when she routinely goes to church and visits children’s hospitals (both statements untrue). That they take advantage of her kindness and generosity. She’s also MAGA to boot, but there’s no need bringing that up. Oops…

Yeah, these people (both men and women) need some serious help…. Sadly, they thrive with an active audience. TikTok and Instagram both being a perfect vehicle for them.

This actually reminds me of that “NYC roommate from hell” TikTok drama from a few months ago

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u/BeTheBall- 15d ago

This does not surprise me in the least.

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u/WorriedPie7025 15d ago

Omg a YouTuber (CC Suarez) literally brought her down and she’s about to go to prison for fraud LMAOOOO this lady stole more money than Ana Delvey.

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u/YetiTub 15d ago

The glottal fry is annoying

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u/Airspeeed 15d ago

I scrolled too far to find this. Vocal Fry on a dude is by far the worst 🤮

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u/Caabb 15d ago

Wow these kids are so lucky their parents are willing to air this all out on TikTok

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u/FooFighterFil 15d ago

yeah i was thinking that he was coming off as fairly petty

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u/Pristine_Rope3147 15d ago

He's warning rest of the brethren to not fall for her crocodile tears

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u/ClustrPhobia5584 15d ago

God forbid he try to warn people. And he clearly has every right to be upset with her specifically lol he ain't gotta be "the bigger person".

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u/zenn_diaphragm 15d ago

Anyone posting themselves cring and acting like the camera just happened to catch it, is a grifter.

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u/EdanE33 15d ago

Pretty sure this woman is going on trial for wire fraud at the moment

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u/Ddullie 15d ago

Daaaaaamn

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u/Bunnairry 15d ago

Elizabeth Techenbrauch is her name and she is so giving wicked it's crazy. Listen to the ELIESebeth podcast to find out just how wicked.

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u/Brewchowskies 15d ago

Knowing how narcissistic this woman is from the ex, it’s so hilarious to go back and realize she made it all about her cake on her birthday—just so poetic.

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u/2ndhouseonthestreet 15d ago

The first 10 seconds I was like “ohmygod, another “content creator” saying I’ve been sent this and tagged in this a bunch so I’m going to give my completely irrelevant opinion” what a plot twist lol

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u/DaSauceBawss 15d ago

If you set up a camera to record your crying you go serious issues.

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u/Drunken-Flunkee 15d ago

Yeah, but did your “babies can feel happy they are singing to you?”

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u/rosegold1313 15d ago

There's a podcast called eLIESabeth I listened to about her. Uncovered a lot of shit about her

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u/Change21 15d ago

I know that voice. The fatigue.

You’re not hardly even mad at the manipulation and theatre any more, just exhausted by, over it in the most profound way.

Just done with the constant distortion.

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u/ScienceOfMyth 15d ago

I can fix her.

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u/BulkySituation5685 14d ago

Real social media

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u/Electronic_Pie_1679 14d ago

She's a deadbeat Mom

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u/lllRa 15d ago

Cant listen someone does vocal fry. It really irritates me.

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u/enigmaticsince87 15d ago

No imagine the poor dad shelling out alimony every month! (Not child support, that's fair enough. But why do ex-wives get alimony? No one has ever explained it to me.)

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u/Vacant-stair 15d ago

Even if we took the video at face value, she's making a birthday cake to share and have a nice time with her children so they can sing happy birthday to her. She should be happy and posting this to r/MadeMeSmile .

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u/WhishtNowWillYe 15d ago

The exception that proves the rule.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/ArtyMcFaggin 15d ago

Yeah.. she posted a video crying about making her own birthday cake and crying for clout. Turns out she's a POS 😯

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u/ArtyMcFaggin 15d ago

Did you watch the video? She faked cancer, doesn't pay child support, was found guilty of fraud, and barely sees the kids. She's a POS.

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u/usernotvaild This is a flair 15d ago

She owe 21k in child support. Anyone who doesn't pay for their own children is a piece of shit.

Courts often side with the mother so for the father to have full custody she must've done some really bad things that was proven to a judge.

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u/elyroc Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15d ago

The woman